Real Barbie, movie Barbie, music Barbie (video)

Valeria Lukyanova (VICE); ABC News; Aqua, Nicki Minaj, Ice Spice; Barbie (official trailer with Greta Gerwig); Leo Moracchioli; Charles Berthoud; Eds., Wisdom Quarterly

Real Life Ukrainian Barbie (full length)

(VICE) The world knows Valeria Lukyanova (spiritual name "Amatue") as the gal who turned herself into a real-life Barbie doll. Controversy has surrounded her every move since her computer-perfect visage went viral in 2012. [Perhaps this is what the Mayans were referring to when all of human society would break down.] However, what most of the world doesn't know is that Valeria is not a real girl at all, but a time-traveling spiritual guru whose purpose is to save the world from the clutches of superficiality and negative energy. Valeria, aka Space Barbie, gives Vice exclusive access to her world to show how physical perfection [brought about only by exercise, a vegetarian liquid diet, makeup, and breast enhancement] truly is the best medium through which to deliver life-changing philosophy to the human race.

The movie is nothing like this after the first ten minutes or so. Failure.

"Barbie Girl (metal cover by Leo Moracchioli with daughter, 2015)

"If BARBIE GIRL [were] the Hardest Song in the World (bass prodigy)