Saturday, October 12, 2024

Trump 'fluffs' on stage, Coachella, SNL

I have to wear diapers because I'm full of...I mean because I'm fecally incontinent, bigly.

DonJohn "Adult Diaper" Trump farts on stage, MAGA nuts push weather [truths and] lies, and Mr. All America makes all his products in China!
I'm the (gassy) tail that wags the dog.
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Oct. 10, 2024: More than 3 million residents of Florida are without power after Hurricane Milton made its way through, Trumpers have been blaming the White House for the mess even though two weeks ago 11 House Republicans from Florida voted against keeping the government and FEMA fully funded, Marjorie Taylor Greene is pushing this bonkers idea that Democrats alone somehow control the weather to target Republican voting districts, a group of funny guys called The Good Liars were in Reading, Pennsylvania where they met a woman who actually believes this, we have reached the point of the campaign where Kamala Harris’ emails are making Jimmy feel like he’s going through a breakup, Trump is going all-in on these absolutely bogus stories about gender-swaps on demand in schools, is letting out flatulent gas onstage...
  • ANCIENT CHINESE WISDOM: What, Trump not know? Man who fart in church sit in his own phew.
Vote for me so I can end all these investigations
...Trump spent some time in Detroit badmouthing Detroit, he’s mad at Whoopi Goldberg for using foul language even though [he hired her to do it and] he uses profanity all the time, Jimmy has a new theory that Trump is King Midas and he thinks everything he touches will turn into gold[en showers on Russian hookers or some such], Mr. Made in the USA is out there promising tariffs on China even though the items he sells and hawk [like that Bible and $100K watch] are made there, and there is a new non-official Trump product called Trumpy Trout#Kimmel



Family Feud Election 2024 Cold Open (SNL)
Everyone will respect my authority when I'm...
(Saturday Night Live) Oct. 12, 2024: Host Steve Harvey (Kenan Thompson) welcomes key players in the 2024 election, like Kamala Harris (Maya Rudolph), hubby Doug the Shrug Emhoff (Andy Samberg), Tim Walz (Jim Gaffigan), and senile G-Joe Biden (Dana Carvey), to face off against Don "I Bombed at Coachella" Trump (James Austin Johnson), Do Trump Jr. (Mikey Day), and JD Vance (Bowen Yang) in a game of Family Feud. Saturday Night Live. Stream now on Peacock: pck.tv/3n1IyzK. #SNL #SNL50 #ArianaGrande
  • Saturday Night Live, 10/12/24; Jimmy Kimmel Live, 10/10/24; TrumpyTrout.com; Jordan Klepper, The Daily Show, 10/10/24; Eds., Wisdom Quarterly

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