Tuesday, April 15, 2025

Trump's health, women in space, golf

Jon Stewart on Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s deportation and how Trump fails to deliver | The Daily Show

(The Daily Show) April 14, 2025: Jon Stewart measures Trump's weight on the authoritarian scale. Between the president's refusal to correct the wrongful deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia to his incompetence on a variety of issues, Donald's dictatorship isn't looking very healthy. #DailyShow #JonStewart #Trump


Trump brags about his “excellent health,” celebrities launch into space and more tariff confusion
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) A 5.2 earthquake hit right outside San Diego this morning, a group of celebrity women launched into space on Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin [pocket] rocket, Katy Perry (Catty Purry) gave quite the interview after her experience, Bernie Sanders "played" Coachella over the weekend where he gave a rousing speech about America to an audience who doesn't know who Queen guitarist Brian May is, Irishman Rory McIlroy won The Masters, the results of Trump’s annual physical exam are in and he “remains in excellent health,” his doctor claims that Trump is 6’3” and 224 pounds, Don gave his own medical update to reporters on Air Force One where he bragged about how he aced a rudimentary cognitive test, JD Vance broke the college football trophy while the National Champion Ohio State Buckeyes visited the White House, Trump coldly rejected RFK Jr’s wife Cheryl Hines (Curb Your Enthusiasm) over the weekend at a UFC fight, Secretary of Education Linda McMahon is making a run at the clown crown by revealing that she has no idea what A.I. is, there was more tariff confusion over the weekend, and with Easter right around the corner The White House is scrambling to lower the price of chicken eggs.

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