
LIVE coverage from the AP (Ass' Press)
OMG! It's really happening! Nazi Princess TayTay Swift-Swift is marrying handsome, rugged, and rich Trav Kelce! America will never be the same! Take that, England, with your dumb royal weddings and bill balls. All patriotic Americans will yawn and be kept up late by illegal fireworks for the nuptials or some holiday tomorrow. Who can say?
All this banging scaring the pets, and Attention Whur's Tay and Trav (or as we've dubbed them "Tray and Lor" or "Trailer," trash Madison Square Garden and) suck all the oxygen out of the nation with their big, fat, Greek god wedding.
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| I win! I'm best! Everyone's jealous! |
Not since Led Zeppelin trashed MSG to film their The Song Remains the Same live album has the venue seen so much recorded action.
Good luck and best wishes to the couple! Take some time off, Taylor! You should relax, not make music for a long time, spend your billions. Thanks for the $26 mil in write-off donations! The commoners will eat tonight and survive another day on this green earth. Thank you! Whatever your motive, it's good to give! Even a bad motive is somewhat counter-weighed by a good gift. Giving makes everyone richer, now the recipient, in time the giver.
What's her BEST song?
No, really, what's the poet trying to say?
Song dedication for the lovely bride!
(Old Man's Child - Topic) "Black Seeds on Virgin Soil" When we hear Taylor, we think OMC
What must ALL the girls think of Taylor?
TrayLor Trash Numerology: Gematria?
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- Entertainment Tonight; Associated Press; LiveNOW from FOX; Wisdom Quarterly COMMENTARY






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