Trump FARTS in court, defecates in pants

What was that, Mr. Trump? - He who smelt it dealt it, Judge, so you should know, you SOB.

Trump FARTS in open court and stews over Jimmy K, Guillermo grinds with Madonna

Adderall makes me incontinent

(Jimmy Kimmel Live) April 22, 2024: Opening arguments began this morning in the People of the State of New York vs. Donald Jessica Trump, he posted little bursts of lunacy on Truth Social in protest, his lawyers made it clear that they are going to continue to try to deny that Trump had sex with porn star Stormy Daniels (and paid her $130,000 to keep quiet about the sex they didn't have), Trump is rumored by many to be farting in the courtroom.

• [According to family friend and longtime TV co-worker Noel Casler, Trump defecates (makes feces) in his pants and adult diapers. Listen to Casler's in-depth knowledge of Trump's explosive and foul smelling bowels:]

No one shows up for Trump at the NYC courthouse (because he a loser?)

My flatulence burns my hole.

But there’s no way to prove it, so please don’t repost this video out of context with dumb captions like “The Shart of the Deal” or “Gassolini,” Farting Donny has reportedly been stewing in private over everything from the ugly look of sketches of him in court to Jimmy making fun of him every night on ABC TV, New York Times reporter Susanne Craig wrote that Trump is STILL having trouble staying awake during the trial and nods off constantly.

I smell bad, wear a girdle, am bald and diseased

(The world will hear testimony from Trump's old friend David Pecker tomorrow), Taylor Swift’s album dropped over the Earth Day weekend and Jimmy was confused about a bumper sticker he saw, and Guillermo traveled to Mexico City over the weekend as a special guest of the singer Madonna who pulled him up on stage at her concert for gay sexual activity.

• VIDEO: What's Trump doing in court? (CNN)

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Dalai Lama released from Hospital

Continued "abdominal discomfort" and a six day hospitalization resulted in surgery to remove gallstones. He was admitted to a New Delhi hospital where the operation was deemed a success as he was released today. Doctors warned him about extensive travels and his grueling speaking schedule. He is slated to visit Japan, Belgium, the Czech Republic, and Poland later this year. He will also attend a long series of meetings in the coming months to discuss issues surrounding Tibet.

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