Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Johnny Depp wins, Amber Heard loses (video)

Nicki Swift, DM/MSN, 6/1/22; M. Manson; Seth Auberon, Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly
WTF?! I can't lose! Do you understand how humiliating that would be?! I'll lose Aquaman 2!

Johnny Depp's reaction to his legal WIN is full of emotion!
It sucks being cheated on in Hollywood, Elon
Johnny Depp has scored a huge victory in his defamation lawsuit against his ex-wife, prominent lesbian actor Amber Heard, and his response to his win is filled with emotion.

The trial — which lasted nearly grueling six weeks — saw Depp sue his former lover for $50 million after she authored [actually ghost-wrote] a Washington Post op-ed, in which she claimed to have been abused.

Cheerio, Jurors. You voted righty-o, Chaps.
Heard then countersued the Pirates of the Caribbean actor, suggesting that he (along with his team) orchestrated a smear campaign in an attempt to sully her counter-accusations.

The trial has seen both actors testify about their seemingly troubled marriage [and Heard's defecating in the bed and blaming the dog], which ended in 2016 after 15 long months.

Any b**** who speaks out against me, STFU!
After three days of deliberation, the jurors awarded Depp $15 million -- $10 million in compensatory damages and $5 million for punitive damages, which was later reduced to $350,000 in accordance with Virginia law (reports TMZ).

Heard, who countersued Depp for $100 million was also awarded $2 million for her countersuit. While Depp was in the UK and so out of court when the verdict was read -- fulfilling previous commitments -- he released a statement to his fans and supporters.
Johnny Depp says his life was 'forever changed' by Amber Heard's [false] accusations
Histrionic mental case goes up against narcissistic nut bag, but who's who in this brouhaha?

I cheated with Elon to screw Johnny (lol).
Johnny Depp is speaking out following his messy defamation trial against his ex-wife Amber Heard after a Virginia jury ruled in his favor.

In an emotional statement posted to Instagram, Depp said that Heard's abuse claims negatively impacted his entire life. Not only his life, but those close to him were also "forever changed." More
  • FALLOUT/DRAMA created by Amber Heard: Elon Musk hates paramour Amber Heard for telling his baby-momma Grimes about their tawdry sexual affair to hurt Johnny Depp (OH, what a tangled web to weave!)
  • Tesla CEO Elon Musk is mad at work, demanding employees all return to the office OR "pretend to work somewhere else." Musk expects employees to put in a minimum of 40 hours per week alongside Dwight Schrute or his equivalent in The Office Tesla offices.

We're doing our "job," distracting you. We're the "beautiful people." Ask Marilyn Manson.
You cheated on Grimes just like I cheated on Depp, Elon, so don't come crying to me.

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