Trump (literally) craps pants: criminal trial

• After a particularly good bowel clearing, Trump appears to fall asleep in court as historic hush money trial gets underway in New York: Live (MSN), while MAGAots protest outside the court

Wisdom Quarterly COMMENTARY

Whatcha gonna do I pull a shank, Orange B*tch?! - I'm gonna instruct Jared to cut you a check.

Man, this is boring! Just send me to jail already and spare me the all the hemming and hawing.

Poop on hands that became infected?

The incontinent ex-president is facing 34 criminal counts (some serious felonies) and must be present each day, in case the court concludes he is guilty and he is immediately handcuffed into court and taken into immediate custody.

One should not conclude that he will be raped in prison or anything untoward will happen to him.

My boy Don here, BGF take care a him but good

Instead, ask any former ex-con, and it will be clear that Poopy Pants Don John will revolutionize the prison economy of any institution he is sent to like Black emperor Mansa Musa (the richest man in the world throughout all of human history) revolutionized and ruined the economies of the country he passed through as he distributed gold on his journey to Mecca.

Trump would not only survive, he would thrive in a nice federal prison

Soft skin, voice, Ivanka hands,
you're cumming with me, Jared.

The "gold" Trump would distribute would today be called "protection money" as he ran a "b*tch side hustle" using free government labor in the form of the Secret Service bodyguards who presumably be sent in with him to serve out his term.

But could they protect him if guards could not? Trump would have to grease the skids, whet the beaks, grease the palms, and distribute charity to ensure his safety and provide for his homosexual adventures with the youngest inmates to simulate the sort of sexual harassment, incestuous molestation, and rape he is accustomed to on the outside, to say nothing of his snorted Adderall and cocaine addiction.

Dad, that' wouldn't be kosher.

One could only hope that he had a phone smuggled in to tweet (or truth), or brought a PR person to be a fellow prisoner documenting his stay, or arranged for Ivanka's husband Jared to come with him to fondle as a proxy for his Jewish daughter Ivanka.

He could make the warden a reality television hero and the mainstream media a mess. Why? Elect a clown, expect a circus.

You mean figuratively. Oh no, we mean literally sh*ts himself and stinks

(The Hole Podcast) Trump defecates (releases feces) in his trousers because he's incontinent (unable to hold it in due to his stimulant drug habit and all-fast-food-and-meat diet). The Hole, Ep. 285: The Apprentice staffer Production Assistant Noel Casler tells all on working with the Trump family and incontinent Donald Trump (particularly his fecal release in his pants due to the laxative effects of his stimulant legal-and-illegal-drug snorting and his foul, rotten, unbrushed mouth and dentures).

Trump’s criminal hush money trial starts Monday, Ted Cruz's tough week, and Jake Byrd at the 2007 OJ Trial

(Jimmy Kimmel Live) April 11, 2024:  The big story today was that OJ "The Juice" Simpson died, Caitlyn Jenner posted about his passing, the prime minister of Japan was in DC for a state dinner and reminisced about his time living in NY before a joint session of Congress, Trump’s criminal porn star hush money trial starts Monday because all of his many last minute efforts to delay the proceedings have failed, Speaker Mike Johnson and Trump are planning to hold a press conference to talk about election integrity, Meatball Ron DeSantis is planning to fundraise for Donny Jonn, Ted Cruz is having a tough week after a complaint was filed with the Federal Election Commission about his podcast, a group of anti-abortion extremists prayed in tongues on the floor of Senate chamber before the ruling on abortion, the Biden campaign launched a new program to engage the LGBTQIA+ community, and as a tribute to The Juice Jimmy K goes back to the year 2007 when friend of the show Jake Byrd crashed the OJ Trial. Subscribe to get the latest: http://bit.ly/JKLSubscribe #Kimmel 

Trump gets news he has dreaded on eve of first criminal trial

(Brian Tyler Cohen)<__slot-el> April 13, 2024: The Legal Breakdown with BTC and Glenn Kirschner, The Legal Breakdown episode 252: @GlennKirschner2 discusses Trump's final delay effort ahead of his NY criminal trial set to begin on Monday.

Trump just got destroyed by Jimmy Kimmel and Trump freaks out!

(Late Night TV) April 10, 2024: VERENIGDE STATEN 💙 Today, it wasn't just Jimmy Kimmel who humiliated Trump on the late-night shows. Poor Trump lost three, yes 3, cases in one (yes 1) day.

He's already incontinent. What harm in checks?

Trump was even roasted by the judge. DT surrounded himself with classified documents everywhere on his properties and since this is highly illegal, he's now facing legal consequences and enduring public humiliation yet again.

A few days ago, DJ argued in NY, demanding the judge grant a delay on his April 15th criminal trial concerning his illicit relationship with a prostitute and adult film actress, Stormy Daniels, and the crime of illegal off-the-books payoff and lying about it in financial documents as a legitimate business expense. According to Trump, he was president at the time and therefore has total immunity and can commit any crime, including murder or targeted assassination of opponents, as any president (other than Biden) should be granted, but the law thinks otherwise.

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The mind-blowing origins of Adam and Eve

MythVision Podcast, 6/17/23 (mythvisionclips); Sheldon S., Dhr. Seven (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

The origin of Adam and Eve is mind blowing!

(MythVision Podcast) The tale of Adam and Eve is a story deeply ingrained in various religious traditions and beliefs.

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  "Eve" was a devi in Buddhism

  [In Buddhism, there is the Agganna Sutra to explain the origins of humanoid life on earth, on this bhumi or level plane, which is a product of devolution not evolution, but evolution comes back in the long course of a repeating/cyclical process. We are descended from devas who alighted on earth and liked the carnal, became attached, and lost their angelic light bodies, as they became coarser and coarser through the ages or over a long period of time. We still have deva potential, so we are much more than mere animals, though animals are certainly living beings worthy of care caught in the same cyclical process.]

The Rebuke of Adam and Eve (Natoire, 1740)

However, beneath the layers of faith and devotion lie an intriguing connection to earlier mythologies of Mesopotamia (modern Iraq), one of the cradles of civilization.

It appears that the Jewish-Christian biblical account of Adam and Eve draws heavily from these ancient tales, suggesting that it is a reimagining rather than a historical reality.

In Mesopotamian mythology, we encounter the Epic of Gilgamesh, a legendary hero whose adventures parallel those of Adam and Eve in surprising ways.

The story of Gilgamesh includes a tale of a sacred plant that grants eternal youth [amrita or amata, ambrosia, an "elixir of life" in the Vedas, likely a concoction for life extension, whereas in Buddhism amata/amrita is nirvana, "the deathless"], guarded by a serpent [naga, earthling-reptilian]. Sound familiar?

It's no coincidence that this motif reappears in the Garden of Eden, where a cunning serpent tempts Eve with the "forbidden fruit" [which is not an apple, but the Apocrypha speculates that it is the grape, as a reference to alcohol, though more likely it would be an entheogenic or magic mushroom, the fruiting body of mycelium] of knowledge.

Furthermore, the Mesopotamian myth of Enki and Ninhursag presents another intriguing parallel. In this tale, Enki, a "god of wisdom," creates a garden and a human-like creature called "Adamu" from the dust of the earth.

• [Even in the Adam and Eve creation myth we have, the Adam (ha adam = "the man" or humankind in general) was created from adamah or the "earth, ground, dirt"].

The similarities to the biblical story of Adam's creation from the dust [dirt] are striking. It seems that the Hebrew authors borrowed elements from these older narratives to construct their own theological framework.

• [Judaism, like Christianity, is a hodgepodge of older Middle Eastern and Near Eastern myths, most of them Sumerian.]

Considering these connections, it becomes increasingly apparent that the Adam and Eve story is not a historical account but a symbolic and cultural creation.

It serves as a mythological explanation for the origins of humanity and the presence of sin [literally, "missing the mark"] and suffering [dukkha] in the [human and subhuman] world.

While the historicity of Adam and Eve remains questionable, the story's enduring power lies in its capacity to explore complex philosophical and existential questions in an engaging and relatable manner.

So let us appreciate the Adam and Eve tale for what it is — a brilliant and borrowed fusion of ancient mythologies, conveying profound insights into the human condition [the story we tell ourselves in the West to make sense of the world the best we can].

Whether we take it as literal truth [as we are commanded to in some forms of Protestantism and Catholicism] or poetic metaphor, the story invites us to ponder the timeless themes of temptation, fallibility, and the quest for knowledge.

After all, it is in questioning and seeking understanding that we truly embark on the journey of enlightenment, much like the mythical figures of Adam and Eve themselves.

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Lit Fest, Pasadena (May 11th)

Wisdom Quarterly; LitFestPasadena.org

Is there a future for books?

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LitFest Pasadena 2.0 features over 80 authors, storytellers, performers, and over 40 exhibitors for a day that will explore an eclectic mix of subjects from Southern California surf culture to local history, children’s and young adult literature, and more. A few of our guests include... More

  

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Literal Levitation -- in India, Tibet, Russia

Trick levitation (iron rod in draped cloth supports a chair. But there is the real thing as Russian investigators have determined.

"Tibetan and Indian monks still master the art of levitation"
Front page/Science (9/11/05)

Legends say that ancient levitators were able to rise above the ground up to 90 cm

Gods in Oriental Mythology had a special ability. They could fly. However, ordinary mortals could master the unique art of flying too. For example, Indian Brahmans, yogis, hermits and fakirs could rise and float in the air.

There is a chapter in the Vedas on levitation, a sort of guidelines on how to reach a state required for taking off the ground. Unfortunately, the meaning of many ancient Indic words and concepts has been irretrievably lost over the last few centuries and therefore the invaluable instructions can not be translated into modern languages.

As regards the ancient levitators, records at hand say that they were able to rise above the ground up to 90 cm. They did not lift off to impress the onlookers, they simply wanted to assume the most suitable position for performing religious rites.

The art of levitation still exists both in India and Tibet. Many scholars engaged in oriental studies also mention the phenomenon of “flying lamas.” Alexandra David-Neel, a British explorer, one day witnessed the flight of a Buddhist monk. The monk flew a few dozen meters over the alpine plateau Cnang Tang.

He was bouncing off the ground like a tennis ball to rise in the air again and again. He kept his eyes on some guiding star hanging somewhere in the distance, the monk was the only person who could see the star in broad daylight. More>>

As regards the ancient levitators, records at hand say that they were able to rise above the ground up to 90 cm. They did not lift off to impress the onlookers, they simply wanted to assume the most suitable position for performing religious rites.

The art of levitation still exists both in India and Tibet. Many scholars engaged in oriental studies also mention the phenomenon of “flying lamas.” Alexandra David-Neel, a British explorer, one day witnessed the flight of a Buddhist monk. The monk flew a few dozen meters over the alpine plateau Cnang Tang. He was bouncing off the ground like a tennis ball to rise in the air again and again. He kept his eyes on some guiding star hanging somewhere in the distance, the monk was the only person who could see the star in broad daylight.

Europeans have long been aware of levitation too. There was one big difference between Eastern and Western medieval levitators. Unlike the Brahmans, yogis and lams, the monks in Europe never took any special training for levitational purposes. They would normally rise in the air after reaching a state of ultimate religious ecstasy.

According to trustworthy records, Saint Theresa, a Carmelite nun, was one of the first levitator of the Middle Ages. Her flight was seen by 230 catholic priests. The nun wrote about her unusual “gift” in the autobiography dated 1565. It is quite noteworthy that Saint Theresa herself did not want to fly. She spent long hours praying desperately in an attempt to get rid of her special power. She was asking Lord to relieve her of that grace. One night the Almighty finally heard the nun’s praying. She did not fly ever since that night.

Josef Desa used to be the most famous “flying man.” He was born into a devout family in South Italy. Since he was a boy, Josef was a very religious person prone to inflicting all kinds of torture upon himself in order to experience a state of religious ecstasy. Later he joined the Franciscans. He would get really ecstatic at times and rise in the air. One day he floated right before the Pope's very eyes. Josef arrived in Rome. The Pope Urban VIII granted him an audience.

Josef got as excited as one could be. He could not help rising in the air. The head of the Order of St. Francis eventually brought Josef back to earth. Men of science observed more than a hundred cases of levitation of Josef. They put down their comments in the official records. However, the Christians were thought to be embarrassed by Josef's flights. As a result, Josef was sent to a out-of-the-way monastery in 1653.

He was transferred to another monastery three months later, then to another one. The list can go on. Wherever he appeared, the news about the “miracle man” spread like wild fire. People from the neighboring towns and villages stood outside the monastery walls waiting for a miracle. Finally, Josef was transferred to a monastery in Osimo where he died in the fall of 1663. He was canonized four year later.

Daniel Douglas Hewm was the most famous levitator of the 19th century. Below is the description of his first flight penned by an editor of an American newspaper. “All of a sudden Hewm began lifting off and all the people in the room got completely surprised. I could see his legs floating about a foot about the ground. Hewm apparently could not speak as he had a twinge going from top to toe after the clash of fear and rapture in his mind. He went down some time later, and rose up again. He went up to the ceiling during a third ascent.”

Hewm learned to levitate of his own free will later on. He showed his outstanding ability to thousands of spectators including such celebrities as William Makepeace Thackeray and Mark Twain, Napoleon III, other politicians, doctors and scientists of note. Hewm has never been accused of hoaxing an audience.

There is a lot of controversy regarding a physical nature of levitation. Some researchers say that it is a product of the biogravitational field created by a special kind of mental energy emitted by the human brain. Doctor of Biological Sciences Alexander Dubrov is a supporter of this hypothesis. Dr. Dubnov points out that the biogravitational field is deliberately created by a levitator and therefore the latter can control the field and change the direction of a flight.

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