Time traveling to ancient Egypt (2400 BC)

(Chloe VS History) I time traveled to ancient Egypt, circa 2400 BCE (Vlog)

Alex Jones changes into The Onion (lol)

(The Jimmy Dore Show) Alex Jones ENDS InfoWars with final humiliating broadcast

(Secular Talk) Jones humiliated, trolled to perfection by The Onion | The Kyle Kulinski Show

The Onion: Epstein Bad Pedophile

Yeah, we're friends. We're best friends. We love 'em on the young side. So what? We're rich!

Jews organized against criticism

The Young Turks out Larry Ellison and Israel's plan to manipulate US media

(MSNBC) Newsman Robert DeNiro explains Trump's ICE strategy

• The Daily Show, Oct. 20, 2025; The Onion Investigates, original 2025; Late Night with Seth Meyers; Jon Stewart, Daily Show; Ashley Wells, Sheldon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

I spent 48 hours on the Dark Web

(Aevy TV)

Leftist forums oppose Zionist-Israel's IDF kill squads (Aevy TV)

The Onion buys Alex Jones' InfoWars

I made myself ugly by anger and not taking my own supplements and eating processed foods.

Who is Alex Jones: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

Put down those guns, killer cops and others

Satirical news site The Onion (theonion.com) has won the bidding to acquire the assets of Alex Jones' Infowars, with the support of Sandy Hook [false flag] families. The site unironically acquired Infowars after their auction bid was selected by the court-appointed bankruptcy trustee overseeing the Free Speech Systems bankruptcy proceedings.

Everytown for Gun Safety, the largest gun violence prevention organization in the USA, will be the exclusive launch advertiser for the site in the new venture.

• Why I decided to buy ‘InfoWars’ for The Onion (by Bryce P. Tetraeder)
• Alex Jones refuses to leave building after The Onion buys Infowars and shuts it down

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I used to be quite dapper and youthful.

The Onion's goal in acquiring the site was "to end Infowars' relentless barrage of disinformation [and/or misinformation] for the sake of selling supplements and replace it with The Onion's relentless barrage of humor for good," the company said in a press release.

Financial details of the bid were not disclosed. The publication plans to launch the new platform in January 2025.

"The Onion has a long history of helping the American public navigate some of the most difficult moments in American life, from our historic issue after 9/11 to our groundbreaking reportage after every American mass shooting. In that tradition, we hope the Sandy Hook families will be able to marvel at the cosmic joke we will soon make of InfoWars.com," said The Onion's CEO Ben Collins.

More: The Onion buys Alex Jones' Infowars with plans to make it a cosmic joke

• TheOnion.com, 11/14/24; Caitlin Huston, Hollywood Reporter via MSN, 11/14/24; Ashley Wells, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

White female being tried as adult Black male

Classic ONN, Onion News Network; Chris Schaff, The Onion, 6/13/21; Aba N Preach, 9/30/17; Seth Auberon, Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Is young, white, photogenic Hannah Stevenson getting justice from U.S. court system?

Judge rules white girl will be tried as Black man

Meanwhile, outside courtroom, cops mete it out.

(The Classic Onion) Happy Black History Month (extended by one leap day this year) to keep the stars aligned and seasons in check.

The original Onion News Network (ONN) clip did not include the tragic ending shown below, which was probably better.

Black celebrity Hannah

BREAKING NEWS: Hannah Stevenson, a 16-year-old girl from Detroit, is accused of stabbing a classmate to death with a screwdriver last month.

Hannah received the harshest possible sentence from the presiding white judge: She will be tried as a Black adult.

Due to the extremely violent nature of the crime, the judge found it fitting to try the defendant as an African American.

We murdered Tyre Nichols for our white bosses

Moreover, henceforth she shall be referred to by the jury by the name of "Andel Brown." Once the trial begins next week, all courtroom images of white Hannah will depict her as a 300-pound muscular Black man, and jury members will be instructed to imagine her as such in the courtroom.

• VIDEO: Black Mr. L. Boyd reacts to the news

Black men react

(Aba N Preach) White girl to be tried as a Black adult man? Oh, heck no! It's funny because it's true! Facebook: twoguysonecouch. Instagram: instagram.com/aba.atlas... and instagram.com/abanpreach... Donate at Patreon: patreon.com YouTube: iprojectatlas.

Like what The Classic Onion does? Tell Chris Schaff on patreon.com

White girl to be sentenced as Black man (extended edition)

Attractive Girls Union refuses to talk to Mike

The Onion; Team Men, Ashley Wells (ed.), Wisdom Quarterly

Dating for men is not easy, which is putting it mildly. Who to listen to, Dr. Wendy Walsh (KFI) or PUAs who get results? It's a mad, mad world. Look what has happened to poor Mike G. Who better to trust in matters of such importance than ONN, the Onion News Network? In this investigative piece, the network looks into Mike's case to see where he went wrong and what we can all learn from him.

Elysium, Gravity, asteroids in space (video)

I. Rony, Pat Macpherson, Wisdom Quarterly; Nicole Alvarez ("Fact Zone"), The Onion

The Onion's head film critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews Sandra Bullock and George Clooney in "Gravity" in this week's Film Standard.

(Schmoes Know) The follow up film to "District 9" is about a wasted Earth, and the new Spanish-dominated Los Angeles of the future is making trouble for the rich, largely French speaking, predominantly Anglo white-flight suburb of "Elysium" in near-earth orbit space. "Illegals" trying to get there for medical attention from machines (likely to already exist as secret, reverse-engineered technology) are systematically killed or arrested, abused, and deported. The maniacal Jodie Foster, in charge of immigration and "homeland security" on Elysium, plans a coup de'tat against President Patel. In the meantime, Max (Matt Damon) wants to liberate Earth to share in human technology rather than leaving it in the hands of elites.

(ONN/IFC) The Onion News Network: "Approaching Asteroid Will

End All Life On Earth Soon." For entertainment purposes only.

• VIDEO: The real "Gravity" - NASA's Shuttle spies on Russia
• ANIMATION: "Sexpectations" (College Humor, Rated PG-13)
• VIDEO: Miley Cyrus rides wrecking ball, workers watch (CH)
• FEATURE: "Instructions Not Included" (comedy parenting)
• HEALTH: From Excuse-itarian to Vegan (Colleen P-G, PV)

White girl to be charged as black man (video)

I. Rony, Wisdom Quarterly; Brooke Alvarez, ONN (The Onion) 

Is it "news" when a child who is not a white girl dies?
 

Replace Megyn Kelly with Brooke Alvarez?

A court rules that a white teen, Hannah Stevenson, who stabbed a classmate to death will face the jury as a 300-pound black man. Onion News Network, Fridays at 10/9c on IFC. Given all the gaffes and alarmist right wing propaganda, should FOX News' Megyn Kelly be replaced by ONN's Brooke Alvarez? The mainstream media, its corporate sponsors, and the CIA (who run the US version of CNN) will have to decide.

(TheAlyonaShow) FOX Nation posts the Onion's satire as fact.

• VIDEO: HUNGER GAMES: Up in Flames review
• Tofurky Trot, Pasadena event (tofurky.com)
• It's gay to smoke - public safety campaign
• Unbelievable facts about space and space travel
• Mind Blow: DNA gun to track rioters, 3-D printing...