Alex Jones: Everything we didn't know about his sh*tty past
(Hysteria) Nov. 23, 2025: In our 29th episode of This F*cking Guy, Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco dive deep into the past of moronic conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.
From the conspiracy theory Bible (a novel) that inspired Infowars, to spreading 9/11 false flag propaganda that grew his following, to having vein-popping tantrums that would terrify most cardiologists, to owing the Sandy Hook families $1.4 billion U.S. dollars, this may be our most hysterical man-baby-guy yet.
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31:52 - Relationship with Trump, COVID, Stop the Steal, Jeffrey Epstein
39:31 - Sandy Hook conspiracy and defamation case
51:39 - Outro/matrix ratings
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April Fools prank Denmark, Copenhagen subway (in reality retired car from Stockholm subway)
Annual "Washing of the Lions," April 1, 1857
April Fools' Day or April Fool's Day (sometimes called All Fools' Day [1]) is an annual custom on the first of April, consisting of pranks, practical jokes, and hoaxes.
Jokesters often expose their actions by shouting "April Fools!" at the recipient. The corporate mass media (and even serious spiritual journals) can be involved with these pranks, which may be revealed as such the following day.
The custom of setting aside a day for playing harmless pranks upon our neighbors has been common in the world historically [2].
(InfoWars) LIVE Liberation Day (April 2) Coverage: Markets surge ahead of Trump tariff announcements, Elon Musk considers closing DOGE as Russia warns of TOTAL disaster if US attacks Iran! Plus, SpaceX completes first human orbit of Planet Earth’s poles! This is a must-watch/share live broadcast
Although many theories have been proposed, the origin of April Fools' Day is not exactly known.
A disputed association between April 1st and foolishness is in Geoffrey Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales (1392) [3]. In the "Nun's Priest's Tale," a vain cock, Chauntecleer, is tricked by a fox "Since March began, full thirty days and two" [4, 5], that is, the 32nd day from March 1st, which is April 1st [6]. However, it is not clear that Chaucer was referencing April 1st since...
In 1508, French poet Eloy d'Amerval referred to a poisson d'avril (April fool but literally "April's fish"), possibly the first reference to the celebration in France [9].
Some historians suggest that April Fools' originated because, in the Middle Ages, New Year's Day was celebrated on March 25 in most European towns [10], with a holiday that in some areas of France, specifically, ended on April 1 [11, 12], and those who celebrated New Year's Day on January 1 made fun of those who celebrated on other dates by the invention of April Fools' Day [13].
The use of January 1 as New Year's Day became common in France only in the mid-16th century [8], and that date was not adopted officially until 1564, by the Edict of Roussillon, as called for during the Council of Trent in 1563 [14].
However, there are issues with this theory because there is an unambiguous reference to April Fools' Day in a 1561 poem by Flemish poet Eduard de Dene of a nobleman who sent his servant on foolish errands on April 1st, predating the change [8].
April Fools' Day was also an established tradition in Great Britain before January 1 was established as the start of the calendar year [15, 16]. More: April Fools' Day
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April Fools video; Jimmy Kimmel Live, April Fool's Day, 2025; Eds., Wisdom Quarterly Wiki edit
Satirical news site The Onion (theonion.com) has won the bidding to acquire the assets of Alex Jones' Infowars, with the support of Sandy Hook [false flag] families. The site unironically acquired Infowars after their auction bid was selected by the court-appointed bankruptcy trustee overseeing the Free Speech Systems bankruptcy proceedings.
Everytown for Gun Safety, the largest gun violence prevention organization in the USA, will be the exclusive launch advertiser for the site in the new venture.
The Onion's goal in acquiring the site was "to end Infowars' relentless barrage of disinformation [and/or misinformation] for the sake of selling supplements and replace it with The Onion's relentless barrage of humor for good," the company said in a press release.
Financial details of the bid were not disclosed. The publication plans to launch the new platform in January 2025.
"The Onion has a long history of helping the American public navigate some of the most difficult moments in American life, from our historic issue after 9/11 to our groundbreaking reportage after every American mass shooting. In that tradition, we hope the Sandy Hook families will be able to marvel at the cosmic joke we will soon make of InfoWars.com," said The Onion's CEO Ben Collins.
Alex Jones is a tool and fear monger, we know. But some guests on his show have much to say, divulge, reveal, and blow the whistle on. Jones is unreliable. Some guests, like Dr. Group, are very credible. Think before you jump. The mind, like a parachute, only works when open.
Is the Chemtrail Flu real?
Dr. Ed Group (Dr. Edward F. Group III, DC, NP, DACBN, DCBCN, DABFM, globalhealingcenter.com) exposes the mysterious illness that is popping up late in the flu season across the US.
Fake "flu vaccinations," which by Big Pharma's own admission never prepares citizens for the flu this season (but only weakens us for whatever flu strain actually comes, guaranteed NOT to be the strain the vaccination was cultured from, but still as profitable to distribute to all children, elderly citizens, and healthy folk with campaigns based on fear), must weaken our immune systems and set us up for illnesses of all kinds.
(Dead Kennedys) "Government Flu" Very intelligent old school punk rock song from San Francisco
Shut up, my government would never lie to me!
(CinemaLibre) Vaxxed: From Cover-Up to Catastrophe. DIRECTOR: Andrew Wakefield. CAST: Del Matthew Bigtree, Mark F. Blaxill, Michaela Blaxill. Dr. Hooker enlists the help of Dr. Andrew Wakefield, a British gastroenterologist falsely accused of starting the anti-vax movement when he first reported in 1998 that the MMR vaccine may cause autism. In his ongoing effort to advocate for children’s health, Dr. Wakefield directs this documentary examining the evidence behind an appalling cover-up committed by the US government agency charged with protecting the health of American citizens. See: vaxxedthemovie.com.
As the Left Forum met in New York City over the weekend, a far more
secretive and sinister set of individuals met in Denmark to plan the
future of the economy and world. For years the mainstream media, the
heads of which are on the secret invitation list, denied that this
annual meeting exists. It's not the only one of its kind, but it is one
of growing influence. Neo-Nazis attend, and only libertarian/reactionary
Alex Jones (InfoWars.com) is
yelling, or even whispering, about it. It is real, and there is now a
superficial Website that confirms its existence. The U.S. government
openly lied about the existence of Area 51 then minimized its
significance once it admitted lying. The military-industrial complex,
the marriage of public government and private corporations, having lied
now minimize and say of Bilderberg, "Nothing to see here." What do
Globalists do, what do elitists want, what are Wall Street bankers
engaged in international finance planning?
The Alex Jones Show covers some of the biggest revelations coming from this year's explosive Bilderberg meeting in Copenhagen, Denmark.
The
annual meeting of renowned globalists, banksters, and corporate CEOs
received virtually no coverage by the establishment media.
The show also looks at the
blowout over the Sgt. Bergdahl trade as Republicans accuse Obama of
negotiating with terrorists in a suspiciously timed storytrying to overshadow
the VA scandal.
The Obama administration is making renewed efforts to target the coal
industry by imposing draconian cuts in carbon emissions as part of the
government's climate change agenda. That should be good but it is very misleading, focusing on carbon istead of methane and other much more polluting greenhouse gases and toxins. Carbon is not the problem, but it is the one the mouth of the military-industrial complex is railing against.
Paul Joseph Watson, InfoWars.com;Pfc. Sandoval, Ashley Wells, Wisdom Quarterly
(LINK) Advance to Minute 8:54 to see this already taking place in the US
"Complete disarmament" of Americans?
The
UN Arms Trade Treaty (ATT) that has been identified by observers as a threat to the Second Amendment, which Obama is
determined to sign.
It has its roots in a 1961 State Department memorandum
which explains how the United Nations will oversee "complete
disarmament" [citizen gun confiscation so that only government agents have them] of the American people under the ruse of preventing war.
The treaty is controversial because it outlines a
plan to target "all types of conventional weapons, notably including
small arms and light weapons," according to Forbes' Larry Bell.
Former
US Ambassador to the UN John Bolton also warns that the agreement "is
trying to act as though this is really just a treaty about international
arms trade between nation states, but there is no doubt that the real
agenda here is domestic firearms control."
A letter sent [in May 2012]
by 130 Republican House members to Pres. Obama argued that the
treaty should be rejected because it infringes on the "fundamental,
individual right to keep and bear arms." The letter adds that "...the
U.N.'s actions to date indicate that the ATT is likely to pose
significant threats to our national security, foreign policy, and
economic interests as well as our constitutional rights."
Using the
rhetoric of the threat post by terrorists, insurgents, and "international
crime syndicates," the UN is busy trying to imply that all weapons are
somehow involved in illegal activity on a global scale and should
therefore be controlled and regulated by a global authority.
This is
precisely the same language used in a 1961 U.S. State Department
briefing, which outlines a long-term agenda to carry out the confiscating of all legal guns.
Invoking the
threat of nuclear warfare, the document spells out a plan to create a
"United Nations Peace Force" that would "enforce the peace as the
disarmament process proceeds."
While the document initially focuses
on scrapping nuclear weapons, it makes it clear that the only
groups allowed to own weapons of any kind will be governing
authorities, "for the purpose of maintaining internal order," and the UN
"peacekeeping" force itself, which would require "agreed manpower."
"The
manufacture of armaments would be prohibited except for those of agreed
types and quantities to be used by the U.N. Peace Force and those
required to maintain internal order. All other armaments would be
destroyed or converted to peaceful purposes," states the document.
While
the memorandum outlines a broader mandate to usurp national
sovereignty, eviscerate national armies, and institute the UN as the
planet's supreme authority with a world army, the document serves as a
stark reminder that the plan for the United Nations to oversee the
abolition of the Second Amendment has been in the works for decades.
As
Bell points out in his Forbes' article, the threat of the Obama
administration relying on a UN treaty to do what previous Republican administrations have tried but failed to accomplish -- taking a huge
bite out of the Second Amendment -- is by no means far fetched.
UN treaties and international agreements have
already stripped the United States of its sovereignty and its power to
decide its own laws. The power to authorize US involvement in wars and
conflicts has now been almost completely stripped from Congress and
handed to the United Nations.
Infowars.comwww.Infowars.com traveled to Britain's Isle of Wight to speak with pioneering author and speaker David Icke about the Bilderberg Group, trends in global activism, and how the global "elite" are able to control society as well as their ability to manipulate our reality.
Libertarian radio host Alex Jones reacts to an executive order -- referred to in Newspeak* as "National Defense Resources Preparedness" -- signed by Pres. B.S. Obama last Friday.
This order coming on a Friday evening just before St. Paddy's Day went unchallenged. It "hands the entire economy over to the executives," explains Jones. "It allows the public to be put into work brigades and allows public lands to be sold off."
It expands war time emergency conditions to be in effect during times of peace and can be used under whatever circumstances the government chooses to label an "emergency."
Combined with the NDAA, this is really the beginning of martial law in America. In fact, Jones reveals, it has already started.
(RTAmerica with Alex Jones on March 20, 2012)Last Friday evening, Obama signed an executive order giving him the power to implement martial law in the US. It gives presidents the power to seize the country's resources at will -- resources ranging from livestock to energy to water to our freedom. White House apologists argue that this executive order update is nothing to worry about.
"The tyrants that wish to seize the United States and use it as an engine of global domination, as the workhorse of private corporate world government are doing everything they can to condition us and train us to accept the opposite of a free republic," Jones declared.
There is increased spying and commonplace surveillance of the public by a technocracy that fears justice and abhors due process, he laments. For more, see Jones'video interviewon the topic.
Dick Gregory discusses the Globalist's best puppet ever: B.S. Obama
(ChangeDaChannel) Jason Bermas ("Loose Change") presents "Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined" produced by Alex Jones. The film may be ordered here. (LINK)
"Loose Change" the Real Story About 9/11
(Kimba411967) "Loose Change the Final Cut" is the third installment of the documentary that asks the tough questions about the 9/11 attacks and related events. It hopes to be a catalyst for a new and this time independent investigation, in which the family members receive answers to their questions, and the actual perpetrators of this horrendous and possibly treasonous crime are brought to justice.
The third, inner, or "divine eye" (dibba cakkhu) is the pineal gland. MORE
Alex Jones (infowars.com) exposes the DMT connection (communicating with the Clockwork Elves), which stretches the mind to the point of awe. What is the secret government (the ruling elite) doing and why? Rick Strassman's book DMT: The Spirit Molecule documents extensive research on Globalists injecting DMT. Almost all of his patients came back say they came into contact with other conscious entities in alternate dimensions or in far off space. Many described praying mantis type beings who would conduct experiments on them and communicate telepathically.
Are these negative entities completely real and guiding an elite Illuminati's agenda. This evidence ties in with Steve Quayle's concept of the "return of the nephilim" (those who came from above) and the reason the powers that be promote such maverick and expensive research as the Large Hadron Collider. Is the idea to open up this physical plane to negative ("demonic") entities? The rabbit hole is much deeper than most of us can begin to comprehend.
Yet most of us have never heard a word of it. Here is a fast introduction to the Bilderberg Group, Pentagon at the University of Texas, Phillip K. Dick, Terrence McKenna, Joe Rogan, Satanism, interdimensional alien contact like Tesla talked about receiving, asuras, nagas, screens, world government, New World Order, demons, space aliens, channels, mescaline elf, LSD, PCP, psychedelic mind expanding, the subconscious, David Icke, and more.
On April 20, 2010, British Petroleum's Deepwater Horizon exploded in the Gulf of Mexico, killing 11 men and spilling countless barrels of crude oil into the sea.
Days later a confidential cable from a terrified insider arrived on investigative reporter Greg Palast's desk. He had the real, hushed-up facts of the disaster -- facts that can only be found buried in the files of a Central Asian dictatorship.
Vultures' Picnic charts the course of Palast's quest to bring the truth of the BP disaster to light as he and his team of journalist-detectives go from the streets of Baku, where Palast searches for a brown valise full of... More
(KnewWorldNoing) Libya a victim of the giant US investment bank Goldman Sachs? The bank is being investigated for its part in the financial crisis. It lost a billion dollar investment made by Libya three years ago.
Coast to Coast, InfoWars.com, Josh Tolley, Wisdom Quarterly Even the "right" opposes a police state. It blames the "left" (Red vs Blue), loves capitalism, supports police and war, tends to be racist and Christian. But nobody wants to live under a totalitarian regime like we do thanks to the shadow government pushing for the NWO.
Preserving freedom -- right wing style. Alternative media activist Alex Jones appeared on Coast to Coast (11-9-11). Like Jesse Ventura he is consumed with exposing the forces really controlling world events and preserving personal freedoms.
Having grown up in Texas, he witnessed corruption (by police) at an early age. He became an avid history student. And while still in high school, he started recognizing anti-gun, anti-family, globalist indoctrination. His college in Austin was pro-World Government... "a eugenics, transhumanist... total scientific dictatorship domination program."
Alex Jones was saying the same things a year ago.
After observing tragic police state oppression in Waco and Oklahoma City, he took to the airwaves on Public Access TV, radio, then the Web. He believes Timothy McVeigh was a patsy similar to Oswald.
"I never intended to try to be in the media; I wanted to work outside," said Jones. But as he learned of "total political takeover" and "New World Order brainwashing," he felt he had to warn people.
Legal to carry, but me frisking you is legal if I say it is.
He claims that what drives him is his quest for liberty, freedom, and fair play. "My goal is for us to learn from history and have a freer, libertarian, constitutional society," he explains. We are at a huge crossroads right now, and rather than the "greedy and hateful Illuminati" controlling human destiny, "I want to empower the better aspects of humanity and really see how far we can go."
Guns, capitalism, and free trade for freedom?
Regarding the TSA's invasive pat downs and [cancer and blindness causing] X-ray machines, he believes they are part of a plan "to break our will, and to train us that we have absolutely zero rights, zero liberties, and that the government any time it wants can pull you over, or come into your house without a warrant."
Jones announced that in addition to his radio show, he is now hosting Info Wars Nightly News, a live video news program covering the day's headlines, with unscripted analysis.
The Defense Authorization Act or H.R. 1540 (aka The Forever War Act of 2012) was overwhelmingly approved by the House of Representatives earlier today on a vote of 322 to 96.
The Senate will now vote on its own version and then the two bills will need to be reconciled before going to Barry Obama for his signature into law.
The law authorizes the United States to use military force anywhere it says there are terrorists, including within the borders of our own country. It represents the largest hand-over of unchecked war authority from Congress to the executive branch in modern American history.
The founders were seriously opposed to handing this much power over to executive, fearing tyranny. If enacted into law, this provision will make Obama a dictator who can wage war without the consent of the American people.
Jump to minute 3:55 for an explanation of why Obama is behaving this way
(InfoWars.com) Former Governor Jesse Ventura talks with Alex Jones about his take on current events. Ventura discusses the controversial awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to President Obama, which war criminal (now advisor to Obama) Henry Kissinger won when he was secretly and illegally carpet bombing Cambodia and escalating the American war on Vietnam. "War is Peace" (1984). Ventura says he would end the American wars and bring home US troops from 170 countries around the world. Instead, with Obama the US is sending more troops to Afghanistan while bombing Pakistan, Iraq, and who knows what secret locations.
This important video translated with English subtitles keeps being removed from YouTube. Since it is important, here is another copy. See Slartibartfast2012 if video is taken down yet again. Chemtrails are not contrails. They are man-made, heavy metal/polymer/toxic clouds aimed at weather modification, radar enhancement, and unimaginable efforts to control large populations utilizing experimental technology. This military-industrial effort is occurring over the skies of many nations and is not dissuaded by ethical arguments against its use or the harm it is doing to the environment and the health of those exposed to alarming concentrations of barium, plasma, toxins, and viruses. For more information:
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