Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Saturday, September 5, 2026

Why does Family Guy roast people? 😁


(The Sawyer) Every country roasted on Family Guy

Sit right here, sir. You're going to love it.
A "roast" is a form of insult comedy, originating in American humor, in which specific individuals, the guests of honor, are subjected to jokes at their expense, followed by genuine praise and tributes.

The assumption is that the roastee can take the jokes in good humor and not as serious criticism or insult and so avoids offense as the audience vicariously relieves steam and tension by seeing the truth exposed in a nonthreatening manner.
What kind of planet is this? A mean one (CGI)
The individual roastee is surrounded by friends, fans, and well-wishers, who can receive some of the same treatment during the evening.

The host of the event is called the roastmaster, since it rhymes with and plays on the term toastmaster.

Anyone mocked in such a way is said to have been "roasted."

There is a parallel tradition in some countries in which the host of formal events, such as award ceremonies and annual dinners, is expected to good-naturedly mock the event's attendees. In some cases, this has caused controversy when the host is seen as being too insulting [1,2] or accurate. More

How do other nationalities receive it?

What about real life instead of cartoons?

Funny viral video sensation compilation
(Daily Dose of Internet) The dumbest [and funniest viral] human moments on the internet

Tuesday, September 1, 2026

Why are standup comedians so mean?

(SNL) Colin Jost, who is married to Scarlett Johansson, does 12 minutes on wife with Michael Che
That smarty is married to that hottie?
(The Unfiltered Mic) Bill Burr, brother of Willy Organ (Billy Corgan) of the Smashing Pumpkins

Brothers? But we look nothing alike, Howie!
In a controversial January 2025 podcast by neurotic Jewish impresario Howie Mandel, Bill Burr publicly addressed Billy Corgan's claim that they are brothers or half-brothers of their mutual degenerate father, Bill. Bill Burr criticized Mandel for this gotcha moment, ambushing and humiliating him by bringing out Bill Corgan live on air to discuss their sensitive family issue.

Howie: I love ratings, guys, sorry.
Billy C claims that he had been told that Billy B had been informed that he would be coming out on the show, which he had never done in public in spite of all the lurid speculation of their family's sex life. Bill B alleges that muckraker Mandel is "rude" to be chasing "ratings" with such a stunt, stating that a podcast is not the appropriate venue for the independently famous "Bill Brothers" to meet and face off about so sensitive an issue as paternity. Mandel left the room. Amid jokes, Bill B and Bill C [know they] "have the same father" and say of this father: "The fact that he said he can't sing, I think that sort of disproves that we're related" ("Bill Burr, Billy Corgan address whether they're half-brothers," Brendan Morrow, USA TODAY, retrieved August 10, 2026 [114]). More
When standup comics make hecklers cry
(Stage) Sammy Obeid and other comedian make hecklers cry

Neurotic East Coast Jewry is funny?

Arresting me is not funny nor kismet!
It's karma (the phala or fruit of our own deeds/intentional actions), right?

Thursday, May 21, 2026

Why do we ROAST, to laugh or to cope?



What if we could rise above?
RIGHT SPEECH
 (sammā-vācā) in most Buddhist texts (such as the Pali canon) is presented as four abstentions [29, 68]: "What is right speech? Abstaining from lying (false speech), from divisive speech, from abusive speech, and from idle (beastly talk) speech: This is called right speech."

Instead of the usual "abstention and refraining from wrong" terminology, a few Buddhist texts, such as the "Fruits of Recluseship Discourse" (Samaññaphala Sutta) and Kevata Sutta in the Long Discourses of the Buddha (Digha Nikaya) explain this virtue in an active sense, after stating it in the form of an abstention [69].


Please don't hurt my inner child! It's fragile!
For example, Fruits of Recluseship Sutra states that a part of a Buddhist monastic's virtue is that of "abstaining from false speech. One speaks the truth, holds to the truth, is firm, reliable, not a deceiver of the world" [69].

Similarly, the virtue of abstaining from divisive speech is explained as delighting in creating concord [69] and peace and harmony between people.

I'm humiliated! I can never face the world!
The virtue of abstaining from abusive speech is explained in this sutra as including affectionate and polite speech that is pleasing to most people.

The virtue of abstaining from idle chit chat (animal talk or ticcharana-katha) is explained as speaking what is connected with the Dharma, the goal of of which is liberation from all ignorance and suffering [69, 40] by realizing the freedom of enlightenment and the bliss and peace of nirvana. More

  • Roasters (Comedy Central); The Artist is The Enemy; Eds., Wisdom Quarterly Wiki edit (Noble Eightfold Path factor)

Saturday, January 31, 2026

'Melania' FLOPS, posters vandalized across LA

Melania Trump doc ads vandalized, forcing reroute of buses | FOX 11 Los Angeles
INDECLINE (via Storyful) vandals depict Melania defecating on American flag

I'll sell you my Eastern European girlfriend, Don. - Did you two bang? - Did I, no, no, she's pure.

But you're dead, right, Epstein? - No, no, I faked my suicide and am back on my Pedo Island.

I feel so ugly compared to rich pro Melania

He is so disgusting and stupid.
(pale blue wave) I stopped her in the park, and what she told me broke my heart. So I photographed her portrait.

If "ugly" is a feeling (emotion), is beauty? Is self-confidence beautiful and doubt revolting? Personality is incomprehensibly important so that even dwarves, Elephant Men, Beasts, and other hideous creatures are beautiful to some Beauties out there. Beauty is only skin deep. And deep inside the skin are very lovely things -- charming, comely, funny, rich! What is anyone after other than being loved, loving, feeling protected and comforted, understood and accommodated?


beauty, sadness, loneliness, photography, park, parable of touching a woman, dating, heartbreak, marriage, the four bases of popularity

Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Comedy: It's a mad MAD (Magazine) (film)

(YouTube Movies & TV) "When We Went MAD!" (full film)

Go mad. Enlist. Kill for patriotism and bank profits.
MAD 
is an American humor magazine that was launched in 1952 and is currently published by DC Comics, a unit of the DC Entertainment subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery.

MAD was founded by editor Harvey Kurtzman and publisher William Gaines [2], launched as a comic book series before it became a magazine. It was widely imitated and influential, affecting satirical American media, as well as the cultural landscape of the late 20th century, with editor Al Feldstein increasing readership to more than two million during its 1973–1974 circulation peak [3].

It is the last surviving title in the EC Comics line, which sold Mad to Premier Industries in 1961 but closed in 1956.

Mad publishes satire on all aspects of American life and popular culture, politics, entertainment, and public figures. Its format includes TV and movie parodies and satire articles about everyday occurrences that are changed to seem humorous.

Mad's mascot, Alfred E. Neuman, is usually on the cover. MoreMad (magazine)

2025 is most pivotal year of our lives



Monday, December 8, 2025

Peace Prize Pacifier for Warlord Trump


(The Daily Show) FIFA giving Trump a gold pacifier during his looming War on Venezuela for the CIA's drug sales and American industry's oil gives Jon Stewart Iraq deja vu.


(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Kennedy Center Honors (KCH) presenter DJ Trump, attacks "horrible" Jimmy Kimmel [who's never hosted the KCH], gets embarrassing fake award. Kimmel announces one-year show renewal


(SNL) Trump "wins" newly invented "FIFA Peace Prize for supporting wars, dictators, and extrajudicial murders of suspected fishermen by labeling them drug-runners; Democrats release Epstein Island photos

Tuesday, November 25, 2025

Wednesday, October 22, 2025

Sexbot (Ai girl) speed dates 10 YouTubers



Ai Girl speed dates 10 YouTubers

Would YouTubers make nerd love to Sophia the Robot, and does she have to give consent?

I'd've enjoyed it, if I could feel joy.
(Airrack) Link to Mack's video: • Surviving 100 hours controlled by Ai. Follow on Instagram. INSTAGRAM ▶️ urlgeni.us/instagram/jBHg. FOLLOW FRIENDS:
  1. KingBach: @bachelorspadtv
  2. Hassan: @hasanabi
  3. Trevor Wallace: @trevorwallace
  4. Oliver Tree: @olivertree
  5. Bryce Hall: @brycehall9511
  6. Sam And Colby: @samandcolby
  7. Mack: @mackhopkins
  8. Jonah: @nickantonyan
  9. Rhino: @rhino2419
  10. Anonymous: @anon13-666
I have no brains, just components.
Thanks to SophiaDAO ("Ai Girl") and Hanson Robotics for helping make this happen: SophiaTheRobotinstagram.com/realsophiar... / realsophiarobot.
Outro song ▶️ Axel Thesleff - "Bad Karma" YouTube: bit.ly/3k6Uadj. Spotify: spoti.fi/3odq3TN. Instagram: bit.ly/3lsccaz. I’m hiring! Apply for jobs here airrackjobs.com. Sponsor: Bottles of Pizzafy: pizzafy.com. Source: Ai Girl Speed Dates 10 YouTubers
  • Airrack, April 29, 2023; Sheldon S., CC Liu, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Saturday, October 11, 2025

Dearly departed Diane Keaton dead


From the archives: Diane Keaton
(CBS Sunday Morning) Oct 11, 2025: Academy Award-winning actress Diane Keaton, renowned for both comedies like "Annie Hall" and dramas like "The Godfather," died on Oct. 11, 2025, at age 79. In this Nov. 14, 2010 "Sunday Morning" profile, Keaton talked with Katie Couric about her Broadway debut in the musical "Hair"; playing foil to Woody Allen; adopting two children in her 50s; and why she never married. Her mother, Dorothy Deanne (née Keaton), was Mrs. Los Angeles and Mrs. Highland Park, inspiring and encouraging her.