How to talk to your cat about the drug Catnip

Cats; Zach Auburn; Sofia Moutinho (ScienceMag); CC Liu, Ashley Wells (eds), Wisdom Quarterly

This curious cat clawed its way into my black heart, and now it's all light. Thanks, Kitty.

Don't touch my stash. Don't even think of it.

(Sofia Moutinho, Science Mag, 1/20/21) Cat owners show off their kitties euphorically rolling around and flipping out over catnip. But how catnip and its substitutes produce this feline high was a mystery. Now, a study finds the key intoxicating chemicals in the plants that activate cats’ opioid systems like heroin in people. It concludes that rubbing on the plants protects against mosquito bites.

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath.

Modern cats must confront Satanists, online sexual predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.

For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets.

Yada yada yada...can you score me more nip?

Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as,

• “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and
• “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially
• “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t it just play with yarn like cats used to do?”

Our country — and more importantly our cats — stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats — and our America — great again! More + AUDIO