Thursday, December 2, 2021

Hating Xmas: "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"

Dr. Seuss; Small Town Titans; Seth Auberon, Pfc. Sandoval, Ananda (DBM), Wisdom Quarterly

(Small Town Titans) Let's do something different for the holidays. Let's arrange a darker, bluesier, more sinister "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" by Dr. Seuss in honor of the fact that he saved us from Christmas that time. And let's capture it live in the studio on video to gift it to the world.

"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"
(Small Town TitansFilmed by Springwood Productions. Recorded at Hybrid Studios PA. PatreonDownloadFBIGTwitterSpotifyBandsintownSongkickBenPhilJonny.

S.T.T. LYRICS
You're a mean one
Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
And as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana
with a greasy black peel
Just face the music
You're a monster
Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you
with a 39-and-a-half-foot pole
You're a vile one
Mr. Grinch
You've got termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch
Given the choice
between the two of you
I would take the seasick crocodile
You're a foul one
Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
And your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch
The three best words
I would use to describe you
are as follows
and I quote
"Stink! Stank! Stunk!"

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