Tuesday, July 4, 2023

4th of July Barbie-Q (BBQ) with Ken (video)

Val Luky'; Barbie (Titi Toys and Dolls); Burning the Doll; Blondie "Rip Her to Shreds"; It's A Toy's Life; Ananda (Dharma Buddhist Meditation), Amber Larson, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly
Hi, I'm Val. I'm a raw vegetarian, a spiritual teacher who astral travels, and I like Barbie.

 You know what? She's not F'd up. You are for liking her, you jerks! (Facebook)*
Val "Human Barbie" Lukyanova and Wisdom Quarterly think Barbie is for meditating.

Barbie throws a BBQ party and pasty Ken gets a bad sunburn
(Titi Toys and Dolls) We play with Barbie's doll furniture accessories playset in this fun episode.

Sunburn? It's time for mindfulness, Ken!
Barbie and her sisters Chelsea, Skipper, and Stacie throw a [vegan plastic] BBQ party. They decide to invite Ken so he can help with the plant-based grilling.

Barbs relaxes on her hammock, reads a magazine, and sips on yummy lemonade sweetened with monkfruit and erythritol.

Meditate with me, Kids.
Chelsea eats a vegan cheeseburger and plays with her puppy. They all have a great time.

But Ken forgot to put on zinc sunscreen and gets a pretty bad sunburn. Ouch!

The story starter Barbie accessories make the perfect holiday gift. The set is like the Barbie Life in the Dream House episodes, using craft paper and simulated grass. More (episodes + toy reivews)

Barbie goes on vacation for BBQ and boating
Vegan hotdogs, burgers, steak? Tastes like summer. But better. (BeyondMeat.com)

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Val is a very spiritual human Barbie doll

What is the human beauty up to now?
"Human Barbie" Val is a Ukrainian spiritual instructor at the School of Out-of-Body Travel, which is described as "an international school in which our instructors show students how to leave their physical body and travel in their spiritual body."
  • Val is a strict raw vegetarian, thriving on a liquid diet. She said her weight in 2012 was 100 lb (45 kg), which seems reasonable at 5 ft 4 in (163 cm). In 2014 she stated that she was training herself to live off light and air by converting to breatharianism, the practice of living only on breath (prana, "holy spirit") and amrita ("nectar of immortality"), which comes from under the tongue in yoga practice (which may also be possible to achieve from ingesting angel's food for devas in the form of protein made only of air, which as hard as it may be to believe, really exists as a tangible substance available for anyone to purchase).
  • How to be like "Human Barbie" Valeria Lukyanova: 11 steps with pictures (wikihow-fun.com)
Val makes her horror movie debut in the Satanic The Doll

Valeria parties at the beach.
Her spiritual name is Amatue. She is also an author, actor, and music composer (as well as an opera singer) who has recorded two albums of New Age music, Sun in the Eyes and 2013, as Amatue.

She wrote a book, Astral Travel Amatue, about her astral projection trips. It's available as an RTF file for free download from her website (valeriahumandoll.wixsite.com), and find her on social media (facebook, IG, etc.)

Dad, can I do Barbie's hair? She's punk like Avril
She had her acting debut in the starring role for the feature film The Doll (2017), a horror movie written and directed by Susannah O’Brien. More

Now Greta Gerwig, who's been listening to too much Aqua ("I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world/It's fantastic, a life in plastic"), is about to release THE BARBIE MOVIE! Poor fathers and their dented wallets!

I was a "Plain Jane" in Ukraine. I called attention to myself as Barbie.
Avril Lavigne is one of us, a Vril alien, but I'm Barbie (Val Luky')
*No one said anything about liking her body dysmorphia, Amanda. There's nothing "ideal" about her body, except maybe Mattel's plastic toy research. Take it up with them. No one is saying a "woman on earth" would look like this, but she's from another world, a spiritual one. Ask her. And call her Amatue when you do. The doll Barbie (and Nazi Ken) is to blame for giving girls false expectations about their female bodies, not Val. Stop jumping to conclusions and making baseless assumptions that suggest insecurity more than reasonable accusations. 

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