Death of the Dumb Blonde: Suzanne Somers

The "dumb blonde" is a stereotype, and I didn't want to be part of it, so I killed that.

Suzanne "Chrissy Snow" Somers dies at 76

Wait, I'll die and have to lose everyone?

(KTLA 5/GMA) Oct. 15, 2023: Iconic working class Catholic Irish American actress Suzanne Somers (née Mahoney) -- who fought against the "dumb blond" stereotype and pushed for income equality/equity -- has died rich of cancer just one day shy of her 77th birthday, her publicist confirmed to KTLA.

Rick Chambers reports for KTLA 5 News at 6:00 pm, Sunday, Oct. 15, 2023. (KTLA 5 News -- Keeping Southern Californians informed since 1947). DETAILS: ktla.com/entertainment/suzanne...

Dowdy "Janet," "Christmas Snow," "Jack Tripper" (John Ritter) on Three's Company in LA

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Life is fleeting. It would have been better to practice the Dharma and pass away liberated in bliss. Or "I feel that if I had been uglier," sing Bauhaus, "it would have been easier." Gothy McGothison has a Bauhaus remembrance for Wisdom Quarterly:

"Slice of Life"

Her gaze hit the side of mine

So I opened it out

To destroy what we thought was difference

So I lied to you once again

So I painted over you once again

So I die before you once again

"What's the difference?"

Come clearly where the flavor is

Seen here in black and white

You've got two seconds, baby boy,

In burning light, white light

"What's the difference?"

Clear up what you are

Burn out these eyes

Rip up this place and scream

[Chorus:]

"I am your slice of life"

"I am your slice of life"

"I am your slice of life"

"I am your slice of life"

Shivering under lampposts

Shivering under glass

You're standing on charisma again

God knows it cannot last

"What's the difference?"

Ice inside your body

Blood inside your soul

Yet still twelve faces stand around

Hugging your skinny bones

"What's the difference?"

So clear up what you are

Burn out these eyes

Rip up this place and scream

[Chorus]

And the car opened him up to so much more

And the money is brighter with a wider smile

And the problem expands inside your head

[Chorus]

Life