Monday, March 24, 2025

Wango Tango: Doja Cat, Katseye (5/10)

So this is where my daughter is getting all these raunchy twerk dance moves and TikTok ideas!

It's call show BUSINESS for a reason (iheart)
LA's the place to be for flash. At least for one summer. Just to see it isn't at all what it seems. The dazzling lights are a distraction. It's a trash pile. But who could ever believe that with all the TV shows and tells us unless we get close enough to actually smell the dumpster fire? So, y'know, why not come on down to Tinsel Town? Go west, My Children. Rent a convertible. Form a band. Get discovered. Be an influencer. But remember, whether it's sex-, music-, movie-, or miscellany, they are all industries. Expect to be exploited. Oh and, most importantly, bring money. Disneyland ain't cheap. And while here, why not catch Wango Tango 2025? KATSEYE is not K-Pop from South Korea but from Los Angeles, because we make boy bands and girl bands best. We invented the pre-fab concept of making TV-ready Monkees for fame and fortune.


Wango Tango 2025
KISS FM (iHeartRadio's 102.7 KIIS FM) "Wango Tango" 2025, hosted by possibly gay LA DJ Ryan Seacrest, features Doja Cat, Gwen Stefani, Meghan Trainor, EDM DJ David Guetta, sexy all-girl band (to beat back K-Pop's dominance) KATSEYE, NMIXX, xikers, A20, MAY, Hearts2Hearts all LIVE at:

  • Huntington City Beach
  • 21301e Pacific Coast Highway
  • Huntington Beach, CA 92648
  • Saturday May 10, 2025
  • Doors open: 4:00 PM
  • Onsale: Friday March 14, 2025
Small print for lawyers and law students: Wango Tango 2025 line up is subject to change. Show times are subject to change. Entry door times may be adjusted. Please come ready for any weather. It's always sunny in LA, but this is technically the OC. Wango Tango 2025 will take place rain or shine, so no refunds. But for refund information, please check...more info and maybe you can claw it back.

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