Friday, May 30, 2025

Drug abusing Elon Musk fires himself

Whoa. Man, Joe Rogan, you gotta blow some of this primo herb or synthetic THC like me.

Get behind me, Baldy. - Yes, Sir, Mr. Trump.
South Afrikaner Elon Musk, reputedly the richest man in the world (founder of PayPal, head of Tesla, SpaceX, Twitter, Boring, Neuralink Corporation, and DOGE, future king of Mars), has fired himself to save the government money -- and Tesla share's plummeting value. He is getting back to work, except he's always working. How? Drugs -- Adderall (speed), acid (LSD), Special K (ketamine), Molly (MDMA, Ecstasy), magic mushrooms (psilocybin), weed (THC), and whatever else he carries around in a special box for emergency use. Every day is an emergency when one is jumping around, kissing up to Trump, slashing jobs, and trying to salvage his reputation on the world stage to keep working for the government.

Trump tries to lie to Barbara Walters but fails.

Elon's drug use, abuse, and addiction?
"Trump was right about everything." My hat kisses his @$$ not my mouth. Well, my mouth, too.

Trump blows up over TACO nickname, demands apology, and Elon Musk leaves The Swamp
TACO? "Trump Always Chickens Out."
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) May 29, 2025: Elon Musk’s time as a Special Government Employee for DOGE (Dept. of Gov't Efficiency) has come to end, the court of Int'l Trade ruled unanimously that Trump did not have the authority to implement the "big, beautiful tariffs" he slapped on everyone, Trump blew up at a reporter for asking about his new nickname “TACO” that’s been making the rounds on Wall Street, which stands for “Trump Always Chickening Out.”

Exploring Elon with joker Jimmy

Trump is a kool boss - Kash Patel
He is now reportedly one step closer to settling the ridiculous lawsuit he filed against 60 minutes, he now says he plans to give Russia's Vlad Putin “two weeks” to prove they are serious about a peace deal with Ukraine [otherwise he's going to let them go Israel on Zelensky's butt], America’s Mayor Rudy Giuliani wore a crazy outfit, FBI Director Kash "Cross Eyed" Patel sat for an interview with Fox News (swearing pedophile Jeff Epstein was not murdered), RFK Jr. made an announcement about COVID vaccines, and Cousin Micki teaches us where babies come from.

(TYT) Trump cronies Kash Patel and Dan Bongino lie to cover up Epstein files
Trumpism is worse than McCarthyism
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