Oh, wait, no it is real.
It's UFOs that are unreal...until the government approves of the notion. Until our government (through the conservative media) tells us it's okay to talk about them without being labeled "cuckoo." Until it stages a fake "Alien Invasion" (now being planned). Then people will believe. Let's hope the world hasn't melted by then. Al Gore did his part, but he's no solution.
The truth regarding both of these phenomena, climate change and extraterrestrials, is much stranger than people imagine. We would sooner accept that the burning of fossil fuels precipitated this condition than to look up and notice the Chemtrails and those strange lights.
Antarctic glaciers melting faster than thought
Eliane Engeler (AP)