Monday, March 13, 2017

No sex please, we're scientists (video)

Backyard Scientist; Mark Rober; Pat Macpherson, Pfc. Sandoval, Seth Auberon, Wisdom Quarterly
How to Survive a Grenade Blast

If only there were a clean language of sex.
There are two factions at Wisdom Quarterly, the Gorilla Tribe and the Bonobo Tribe. The Guerillas like "little wars," whereas the Bonobos  like to "Bön." Look it up; they're things. It turns out the world did not beat a path to the world of science when scientists announced the magic formula leading to female orgasm. "Uh, that's sick," the world said, afraid of female empowerment or equality. Did you know females are naturally capable and have far more orgasms than males? It's biology.

The Art of War is more important than life.
But to cleanse the palette of "disgusting" sex talk, let's now talk about something the USofA can really get behind -- violence. Scientific, industrial scale war and war toys. It's what sells movies when sex is just used for commercials.

Change the channel, don't want to give kids ideas
The average "all-American" family will celebrate a son going off to war to kill and celebrate him coming back with the blood of babies, innocents, and combatants resisting invaders and U.S. imperialism all over his uniform but cast out a daughter going to the city to engage in sex work of any kind and abort or strangle her baby, if she happened to accidentally create precious life while at work and bring it back to be born. We're not senseless hypocrites; we're Americans with lots of Puritanical issues and holdovers, right?

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