Wednesday, March 13, 2024

TikTok, Trump v Biden v RFK Jr. (comedy)

Jimmy Kimmel Live, politics as comedy, March 13, 2024; Eds., Wisdom Quarterly
Hey, Brother, I like your girlfriend's tee-shirt! Do you mind if I take her out some time?

House passes bill to ban TikTok, Trump and Biden rematch set, Aaron Rodgers (and Gov. Jesse Ventura) on RFK Jr’s VP shortlist
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) The US House of Representatives passed a bill that would ban TikTok in America, "Honest Don" Trump is now not in favor of the ban that he originally proposed, Marjorie Taylor Greene is siding with The Don, the monologue gets interrupted by a TikToker, Genocide Joe Biden and dumb Trump officially clinched their parties nominations, independent (possibly libertarian) candidate RFK Jr. is reportedly looking at quarterback Aaron Rodgers as a possible VP candidate and conspiracy theorist Minn. Gov. Jesse Ventura, we are less than two weeks away from the start of the DJ "Lock Him Up" Trump trial related to the defamed stripper Stormy Daniels hush money case, Mike "the My Pillow Guy" Lindell’s legal bills are adding up, and the show heads out to Hollywood Blvd. to give men a women’s history mini-quiz for Women’s History Month#Kimmel


Keven Hart can't get no love, except from Diddy
There was once a great mean, a girlfriend who met The Rock with her boyfriend, wearing a homemade tee-shirt that read, "You are my Rock, my Dwayne, my Johnson." Ha ha, the boyfriend didn't like it, but Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson sure did. It was recreated in front of an envious Kevin Hart fresh from gay partying with Sean "Puff Daddy-P Diddy" Combs, no doubt. Now he's jealous of John Cena's package envelope stunt at the 2024 Oscars?

(Jimmy Kimmel Live) The Rock talks about presenting at the Oscars, celebrities he met for the first time, being in the audience during the 2017 Best Picture mix-up, running into a half-dressed John Cena backstage, taunting crowds leading up to WrestleMania 40, his new skincare line Papatui, and he takes Guillermo out for a spa day. More #Kimmel

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