Wednesday, September 17, 2025

Coachella 2026: Let's party to forget?

In all the pop hoopla, Goldenvoice forgot the rock 'n' roll.

Coachella 2026 featuring Sabrina Carpenter, Wet Leg, Justin Bieber, KAROL G, and more πŸͺ
I'm not a washed-up drug addict. I won't be.
(Coachella) Sept. 16, 2025: Passes go on sale this Friday, Sept. 19, at 11:00 am Pacific Time. Register now for access. coachella.com. This is NOT a counter-cultural event anymore.
Go see Kaskade to hear EDM "I Remember (Deadmau5/Kaskade song)"?
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What kind of lineup is this?
I love Justine. She my boy, we go full buck wild!
Peaches
had that hit song, "F*ck the Pain Away" from Sofia Coppola's Lost in Translation (Scarlett Johansson in Tokyo). Is that why we party or crave to drive out to the windy, dusty, burning desert to walk, walk, and walk some more, trying to squeeze la dolce vita out of life? How else is Goldenvoice sucking so much cash out of our phone apps?

He used to be a somebody, a something
Even with a big mistake of a 2026 lineup -- headlining recovering rap molestation victim and drug addict Justin Bieber, after his harrowing affair with serial child molester and party thrower, Epstein-style blackmailer, accused sex trafficker, best buddy Sean P Diddy Puff Daddy Combs -- we suppose it's better than no show at all. Where's the big star? Kaskade. Sabrina Carpenter? K-pop? KATSEYE.

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