In response to opponents who said Michigan's new Muslim Senator Dr. Abdul El-Sayed is for "Sharia law," the health care professional, new politician, and aspiring standup comedian told reporters earlier this week that he's actually for "shawarma law," broiling innocent slaughtered animals to make hero (twirling gyro) sandwiches for snacks.
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The joke is all over social media. To make light of those who are concerned that Muslim politicians would enact a body of religious tenets called "Sharia law," folks are making posts about looking forward to "shawarma law," "Shakira law" [she's Lebanese], and "Shania law" [who, like most country music singers, stands for traditional gender roles, God, and marriage] after Dr. El-Sayed's win on Election Day 2026.
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("Shakira law," of course, refers to the Colombian-Lebanese pop star, and Shania is a reference to American pop-country crossover singer Shania Twain.)
When Democrat El-Sayed wins the Michigan US Senate race, it will make him the first Muslim elected to the chamber [Senate].
He says: "Do not believe the people who say I'm for Sharia law, I'm for shawarma law," quoted at a campaign stop in Macomb County earlier this week.
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A video of his statement was captured and posted by Fox 2 Detroit. "I want to explain what the tenets of shawarma law are. If you get a shawarma and it's got lettuce in it, it's not shawarma; it's just a sandwich. Someone has lied to you."
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Dr. El-Sayed has gone so far as to recommend Detroit-area shawarma shop Amo Samis, which is known for a crispy flesh sandwich with a signature dollop of extra toum and pickles on the end. The exterior of the wraps is seasoned and grilled for an audible crunch when bitten into.
"It's gonna change your life," Dr. El-Sayed said of Amo Samis, which started as a food truck and has expanded to several greasy storefront locations.
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