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In response to opponents who said Michigan's new Muslim Senator Dr. Abdul El-Sayed is for "Sharia law," the health care professional, new politician, and aspiring standup comedian told reporters earlier this week that he's actually for "shawarma law," broiling innocent slaughtered animals to make hero (twirling gyro) sandwiches for snacks.
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When Democrat El-Sayed wins the Michigan US Senate race, it will make him the first Muslim elected to the chamber [Senate].
He says: "Do not believe the people who say I'm for Sharia law, I'm for shawarma law," quoted at a campaign stop in Macomb County earlier this week.
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"It's gonna change your life," Dr. El-Sayed said of Amo Samis, which started as a food truck and has expanded to several greasy storefront locations.
- Democratic US Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed speaks after victory in US midterm elections, during an Election Night rally in Detroit, Mich., Nov. 4, 2026 (© Brian Snyder, Reuters)
This article originally appeared on The Detroit News: Abdul El-Sayed says, 'I'm for shawarma law.'
- Detroit News via USA Today via MSN: Abdul El-Sayed says, 'I'm for shawarma law'; Eds., Wisdom Quarterly









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