Obamas monkeys on Planet of Apes, Trump?

Mr. Barry and his husband Michael Obama may be many things but not monkeys or apes.

(The Young Turks) Trump posts horrifyingly racist meme

A passionate rebuttal to Trump: "Eugenics"?

Speed (Adderall) freak Trump still pooping his pants as previously reported

Kamala vs. Donala, who's prettier?

 

Kamala Harris’ best shoe moments through the years, photos – footwear news (ossin.org)

Fake: False teeth, false speech, wig, diseased skin covered in orange bronzer, adult diapers...

The vanity of narcissism: Bald Trump wearing wig piece blown off by wind. Oops.

HOT: Trump as a woman, sportier hairdo and sunglasses, a little hair dye but less bronzer.

Old chip off two odd blocks: undoctored photos of Trump's parents's bad skin and wild hair

Pres. B.S. Obama sizes up Pres. Trump, roll call vote gets lit, and more DNC Night 2 highlights

Stephen, I kiss better than Camela, have blacker lips, the best lips, there aren't any better lips.

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I'm an Aryan albino

(The Daily Show) Aug. 21, 2024: The Daily Show is in Chicago for the DNC. Jordan Klepper recaps the second night, from an electric roll call featuring Lil Jon to headliners Barack and Mike Obama delivering soaring rhetoric while also hitting below the belt. Plus, Desi Lydic has notes for the delegation from Illinois, and Ronny Chieng reveals the insults Democrats have coming next for Trump. #DailyShow #DNC #Obama

I'm a gay man, a transsexual, and Mrs. Obama

Michael "Michelle" Obama was born a man, and Joan Rivers got disappeared for saying so out loud even though people in Washington and Hollywood knew it. They were just smart enough not to say so, as this would make Pres. B.S. Obama the first homosexual to hold the office, which it would almost certainly not. But just as France had a prime minister married to a man named Michel, so we in the U.S. had it to.

Bernie: "You're ugly, boo!" - DJ: "Why you! I'm gonna kick your old a...off this stage!"

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Kamala Devi as a Black kid

Thank you, CIA, which makes all things possible. After Mike's amazing oratory at the DNC, the New York Times thought it was a good idea to post an article all about what s/he was wearing, a weird outfit to mask Mike's massive shoulders and height, emphasizing his long wig and big teeth, guiding casual viewers away from the obvious and in-your-face fact that one is looking at a man in a man's body pretending to be demure, diminutive, and even girly. Hormone treatments are amazing on the human body, showing how flexible our phenotypical features can become regardless of our genotype. But why would the NYT be sexist and insensitive with so powerful a person? Why promote gender stereotypes. His/her speech was the amazing thing, now what s/he wore when reading it.

• Yes, but what does Kamala Devi look like without makeup?
• Aargh, Trump without makeup, orange coloring and wig? Yikes!
• AOC Ridiculed for adopting bizarre new (Southern? Puerto Rican New Yorker street hoodlum? Bartender jive?) accent

Joan Rivers' most SAVAGE and MESSY reads💀 (Fashion Police)

I'll promise anything to get into the Oval Henhouse, like this clothing. Obey me, Sheep, obey.

(Offensive Tea) Summer 2024: #joanrivers #fashionpolice #stantwitter R.I.P. to this absolute reading LEGEND [who is rumored to be alive and fine after being exiled for spilling the beans on Mike, aka Michelle, Obama who was born a man. Joan and [uber-mannish] Wendy were carrying television in the 2000s. Bring them back. 👑✨ ☆ MERCH: ☆ offensive-teas-store.creator...

• Eds., Wisdom Quarterly COMMENTARY; Jordan Klepper, The Daily Show, 8/21/24; Offensive Tea, July 2024

Traditional knowledge Native natural medicine

Medicine Woman Cecilia Garcia; Xochitl, Crystal Quintero, CC Liu (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Traditional knowledge and practical uses for natural medicine in day-to-day life

Natural Medicine, Health, and Spiritual Wellbeing

Natural medicine is the knowledge and tools that keep us mentally, physically, and spiritually well or in “balance.” Find Indigenous knowledge and practical ways to be happy and healthy.

• Healing Native Plants Walk with USC's Dr. James Adams, who trained for 14 years with Cecilia Garcia

What is medicine?

"Medicine" is knowledge and a tool to keep healthy and balanced. No one could survive in the old days without a basic knowledge of medicinal plants. Everybody knew what tea to drink for a cold, what herb to rub on a burn. It was common knowledge. Traditional medicine is how we take care of our being, mentally, physically, and spiritually. Well-being is important, and medicine is knowledge.

Who are medicine people?

In all traditional societies there were people who were more advanced in the use of medicine, who were able to change it. In Medicine Woman Cecilia Garcia’s Chumash culture, she would be called “Antwap,” which means a tool to be used by God.

Medicine has nothing to do with her. Instead, she allowed herself to be used. Her medicine used animal and plant energies to open people back up. Native culture believes that a medicine person tickles the spirit, as when we were born, open completely to all the love in the world.

A medicine person is also a guide through a process of healing for individuals and families.

When to start practicing natural medicine?

We have to want to change, want to be useful, want to be decent, not just rich. Medicine keeps people healthy because in a cooperative society, everybody did what they did best, and nobody went without.

Native medicine isn’t about working on flaws. It’s about moving forward and being useful, getting into a natural rhythm so we can do what we do well. Until a person is willing to be honest to some power, medicine people cannot help them. We need to be ready.

How to use healing medicine

We may drink a tea at night, heat something up on the stove for four nights, create a music instrument, or drink water with a leaf in it. A medicine person provides clear instructions and tools to continue the healing process. It’s up to us to follow through.

It’s important to use medicine properly, just as with anything else. Too much of something positive can cause negative effects. There is never a need to alter the medication or get creative with it, unless a medicine person instructs us to. It’s as easy as following simple instructions.

Medicine is sharing knowledge

Common knowledge is very important. We should know what is good for us. We should be able to walk down the street and pick berries instead of plastic bags of chips. We want our native plants back, so we and our children can be healthy.

People serious about feeling better and taking action should grow something. Start a garden. People want to be green and ecologically sound. Therefore, something practical that can be done at home, even in an apartment. Grow food and medicine.

Message from Cecilia Garcia

We all know in our hearts when we’re doing something wrong. We all know we should be getting more exercise, eating better, should be avoiding this, avoiding that. Medicine is the tools to help us stop cheating ourselves and the tools to go about with a good attitude. Medicine is about self-acceptance. When we accept ourselves, we do good things.

The test of a warrior today

How kind we can be is what we can create for people to be useful -- whether we put a smile on a face or feed a body. Native medicine gives us practical knowledge to lead a good life in today’s modern world.

Cecilia Garcia’s teachings

The teachings of this medicine woman offer us and our family common knowledge that Native Americans need to be well and go about our lives healthy and being our best.

• Chumash Medicine (chumashmedicinewoman.com)
• Malia Obama puts on sporty bike shorts and big wig for easy Hollywood, Los Angeles hike | Daily Mail

Algeria: Hindu Conversions to Buddhism; Ugly American: CIA Rape Scandal

(AP/ABC News) Officials say the 41-year old CIA officer, a convert to Islam, was ordered home by the U.S. Ambassador, David Pearce, in October after the women came forward with their rape allegations in September.

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Buddhist converts STORY BELOW (Algeria.com)

CIA Station Chief in Algeria Accused of Rapes (1/28/09)

"Ugly American"? Spy Boss Allegedly Drugged Muslim Women, Made Secret Sex Videos
Brian Ross, Kate McCarthy, and Angela M. Hill (ABC World News)

The CIA's station chief at its sensitive post in Algeria is under investigation by the U.S. Justice Department for allegedly raping at least two Muslim women who claim he laced their drinks with a knock-out drug, U.S. law enforcement sources tell ABC News.

• "Rape" in Islam: Unfortunately, under Sharia law, female victims are guilty of "adultery."

• Watch "World News with Charles Gibson" tonight for full report

The discovery of more than a dozen videotapes showing the CIA officer engaged in sex acts with other women has led the Justice Department to broaden its investigation to include at least one other Arab country, Egypt, where the CIA officer had been posted earlier in his career, according to law enforcement officials. The U.S. State Department referred questions to the Department of Justice, which declined to comment.

Obama family move through the eye of a needle (UK Fine Arts)

Low caste Indians set to Convert (Hinduism to Buddhism)

Zubair Ahmed BBC News, Mumbai at Algeria.com (5/27/07)

Thousands of tribal and Dalit Hindus in India are to embrace the Buddhism at a huge gathering in Mumbai (Bombay). The ceremony, which may be presided over by Tibet's exiled leader, the Dalai Lama, is billed as the largest religious conversion in modern India.

The converts hope to escape the rigid caste system in which their status is the lowest. Right-wing Hindus have often opposed conversion, pushing some Indian states to restrict legal changes of faith. The organizers say the number of people to convert in Sunday's ceremony could go up to 100,000 -- easily the biggest mass conversion in India's recent history.

Conversion controversies

The Dalits, once known as "Untouchables," hope the conversion will give them dignity and equal rights. Commentators say that despite the reservation of jobs for the Dalit and tribal communities, their social status and economic conditions have not greatly improved. They say that Dalits still face widespread prejudice and discrimination.

Conversion is a controversial subject in India, especially if it involves Hindus converting to Christianity or Islam. Two weeks ago two Catholic priests were publicly beaten after being accused of trying to bring a group of local people into the Catholic faith.

But converting to Buddhism does not evoke much adverse reaction, as most hardline Hindu leaders believe Buddhism is an extension of Hinduism. Even so, several Indian states, especially the ones governed by the right-wing BJP (Bharatiya Janata Party), have made laws severely restricting conversion.