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| I served this Big D. |
The internet has managed to find a link between Taylor Swift, 34, and Donny Trump’s 34 felony convictions.
The world is stunned by the unprecedented guilty verdicts delivered to Trump in his well-documented fraud and sex trial – which Swift fans have somehow managed to link to their idol.
Trump was found guilty on 34 class-E felony charges – meaning he could be sent away for four years but is unlikely to face jail time and is set to appeal the decision as the country prepares to elect its 47th president later this year. Yet, according to Swifties, the 22 singer inadvertently predicted this ground-breaking guilty verdict. How?
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| I'm just a simple country girl who sold her s... Oops. |
Never mind Taylor. Notice me and my strip tease!
Why is Olivia Rodriguez dancing like a stripper?
‘OMG HER MIND!’
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| No! What do you mean "former"? |
Attached was a screenshot of Swift’s Wikipedia with her age circled, alongside a screenshot of an article confirming the Trump news.
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| I hate you, Nazi Barbie! |
- [She's so good at her witch powers that she knew to be born 34 years ago so that someone could make the link? Or was the DA listening to Swift music while dreaming up all the charges and settled on that charmed number from having kids talk about wanting to go to the Eras Tour all the time?]
This coincidence prompted an onslaught of JOKES from e-Swifties, who sarcastically claimed that the Eras tour star had masterminded Trump’s downfall [by threatening to call on Swifties to vote for Genocide Joe Biden through black magic and Satanic rituals intended to make her more famous and to have all her tour dates souled out?]
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