Stop saying Biden is DEAD. Go, KAMI (Shinto)

She-wolf in pantsuit clothing isn't fooling anyone

(David Ingram, NBC News) Elon Musk’s Twitter (X) app boosted [suggestions] this week that Pres. Joe Biden had an undisclosed medical emergency and might be dying, despite a lack of evidence to support the claims.

And it continued doing so even after [a body-double for] Biden walked [out of a loud plane in front of] news cameras Tuesday and appeared [to be] healthy [or someone else doing a convincing impersonation]. 

Guessing who said dumb Kamala Harris quotes

(Liberty Hangout) July 25, 2024: Conservative chick Kaitlin "Kent State Gun Girl" Bennett loves her some Kamala. These voters guess between Would-be Dictator Donald Trump, Dictator Vladimir Zelenski, Dictator Vladimir Putin, VP Kami Devi Hari, media personality JoJo Siwa, world's richest man Elon Musk, sex goddess Hawk Tuah Girl (Haliey Welch) to see if they know who said these Kamala Harris word salads.

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  Kami: Spirits of Shinto (pinterest.com)

  Kami? Japan loves Zen Buddhism, but there's an older religion called Shinto, the purpose of which is to deal with the shapeshifting monsters, ghouls, apparitions, gods, and goddesses (Sanskrit devis) known as the kami. No country has scary spirits like those in Japan's experience. Think Godzilla, Rodan, ghosts, weirdoes, phantoms, and elementals. Isn't it odd that Kamala's middle name is Devi, which means celestial goddess or earthly princess or queen?
• 11 Japanese Shinto gods and shrines to visit
• What is the Shinto ("the way of the gods") faith?
• Joe Biden's Weekend at Bernie's moment rumors as he bows out of 2024 race (MSNBC)

Biden is Bernie: Weekend at Bernie's

We'd vote for Anybody Else, anybody else!

Biden [allegedly] addressed the nation in a broadcast from the Oval Office on Wednesday evening. He was also heard speaking [via a recorded message] by phone at an event Monday before reporters saw him in person Tuesday.

But earlier in the week, Twitter created two special “trending” pages dedicated to what it said were “Biden’s Vegas Health Scare” and “Biden’s Vegas Emergency: Mystery Unfolds.”

Biden was [allegedly] in Las Vegas on July 17 when he tested positive for Covid-19, but the trending pages are filled with speculation unrelated to Covid-19, including [plausible] assertions by users that he had been murdered or would be murdered soon by unseen forces.

I'm really a philosopher-poet deep down.

[Rampant] speculation that Biden had died [brought on by his disappearance and a series of sudden changes in his campaign and plans for laws that need to be passed right away] started gathering popularity in conservative media shortly after [a doctored message with a phony signature] announced Sunday on X and other social media platforms that he was withdrawing from the presidential race and endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris. More:

• Conspiracy theories that Biden is dead, dying boosted by Musk's X (nbcnews.com); Wisdom Quarterly