Paris Olympics opening ceremony (live)

LIVE: Opening day for 2024 Olympic Games in France | REUTERS

(Reuters) Started streaming after midnight (Pacific Time) Friday: [Lady Gaga is swimming in the fecal sewer that is the river Seine? That or singing or a mix of the two in light rain as beloved Celine Dion stands by stiffly, looking like G-Joe on the debate stage.]

Lady Gaga goes gay to entertain masses in a kind of Moulin Rouge revue

France aims to wow the world on today with an extravagant Summer Olympics 2024 opening ceremony through the heart of its capital, Paris, which will officially be kicking off a Games fraught with security risks at a time of heightened geopolitical tensions.

(NBC Bay Area) Countdown to 2024 Paris Olympics opening ceremony

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