Thursday, December 5, 2024

Football, DJ, GOP, Hunter B, Notre Dame


DJ hawks new skunk cologne, Gov. DeSantis eyed for defense secretary, and more anger over Hunter pardon
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Dec. 4, 2024: J had a very Hollywood Blvd. experience this morning, J and Guillermo share their “Spotify Wrapped” lists for 2024, Republicans and some Democrats are mad about Genocide Joe pardoning his son Hunter and J has had a hard time digesting some of the outrage, G-Joe took a sudden trip to Angola, Africa, after the pardon to avoid criticism and as part of a summit, DJ is hawking a new fragrance, current Fox New Secretary of Defense nominee Pete Hegseth is facing difficulty after allegations of sexual misconduct and drunken behavior, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is reported to be tapped in as his even worse alternative choice, Lara Trump was dancing to gay pride "YMCA" with the president of Argentina, and a new Xmas album featuring all the fun holiday characters from the MAGA-verse. #Kimmel


DJ Trump heading to Notre Dame in Paris, GOP's pretend outrage over pardoned criminal Hunter (from the Biden Crime Family), California DJ proofs
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Dec. 3, 2024: Today is #GivingTuesday when Americans are encouraged to give back, Jameis Winston of the Cleveland Browns decided to have some fun on Monday Night Football and gave an unusual post-game pep talk, Advent Calendars have really (d)evolved over the years, the deadly McRib is coming back, DJ is heading to France this weekend to witness the re-opening of Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, Republicans are exploding with pretend outrage after corrupt G-Joe pardoned his criminal, tax cheat, drug addict son Hunter, bears are stealing things from cars in Lake Tahoe, and as California Governor Gavin "The Gavinator" Newsom plans to “Trump proof” the state so JKL sent our Josh Meyers to LA's iconic Farmers Market to share his fake plans with real Californians. #Kimmel

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