Showing posts with label cats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cats. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 14, 2026

Lost Cat: Cats from space? (Sumerian)


Can a big monkey find li'l kitty for rare hottie?
"How terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise" is a beautiful saying. A few adjustments made it poetic but ruined its original meaning. What it really means, in plain English, is: "It feels horrible to know something when the person who finds out can't do anything about it."

Pasadena is part of Los Angeles, which is part of a giant mountainous forest called the Angeles National Forest, which is probably why it is full of coyotes (and bears, deer, rams, and man-eating lions). "Them coyot's is some wily varmints," the common wisdom goes around town. They'll pick a cat right off the street or out of a yard. It's like cats-and-dogs outside because, after all, these are felines and canines, wild or feral.

What do cats know about anything anyway?

Skulking loners and organized packs of canines lope around the streets, particularly in the foothills of Altadena and other communities, coming down in search of water, bowls of dogfood in yards, and anything on four legs wandering around at night. Coyotes will grab a human baby as quickly as a dingo would if no one is watching.

Bad Kitties worse than Good Boys?
(Cat Dog Diary) Imagine a freaked-out rescued kitten meets a fluffy puppy

Can you help me find my kitty?
When my beautiful neighbor asked me what I thought happened to her Fitzgerald, I diverted: "It's not important what I think. What's important is how we're going to find him before it's too late."

"So you'll help me search by walking around the block for hours, calling out, 'Here, kitty-kitty"?

"No, I won't do that. It hasn't worked for you, and Fitz loves you. I was thinking we go divine."

"Go 'divine'? Kill ourselves and look for Fitzy in heaven?"

"No, of course not! Cats don't go to heaven. Everyone knows that. That's a place for dogs."

"Where do they go then?"

"Well, that's what I intend to find out through some urban shamanic divination procedures. They'll tell us were to look or reveal the whereabouts of all that remains of frisky Fitzy the coyote's Pemican."

"Coyote chow?"

"Possibly. Do you really want to know?"

"Yes, I must have closure!"

"Well, if that's all you need, Dr. Deborah King told me we can do it ourselves. We can cut the dysfunctional energetic ties that bind and give ourselves relief."

"Just find my cat...or else."

She wasn't having it -- skeptic, doubter, distruster, faithless -- so she pushed me to do the only thing I could, which was to go behind her back to meet with a pet detective, a psychic familiar with these sorts of cases.

I only asked the psychic as a favor. She offered her services, saying she had a knack for dealing with beloved pets. I showed her some photos then we took a walk around the block to see if Fitz would run out of wherever it was hiding and come to the psychic like a magnet. That's what she claimed happened before in the rescue of both a pet cat and a tortoise.

"How does anyone lose a tortoise?"

"It was stuck under the fence, which I moved in my search, and it ran to me," she explained.

Not exactly magic, but I would gladly take it in this case.

Closure came for me quickly, and I wasn't even looking. The psychic said pictures and walking were no longer even necessary. She already had a clear story to tell. Coyotes were not to blame, except to the extent that they may have scared, startled, panicked, chased, terrified, or injured Fitz, but not killed and consumed it. This 9-year-old fur baby was driving her human caretaker to distraction, and she was near insanity. But she wouldn't listen.

It was going to be a tough case because I put limits on the remote viewing protocol and told the psychic to stuff her preconceived telepathy and start answering a series of commonsense questions.

She said, "You're being too rigid."

And I said, "Yes, I am, and I want you to narrow your impressions, visions, and telepathic communications with the cat to just answering what I ask. Force yourself to only reveal a tiny slice of all that you know, none of which is being helpful. If you can find it in yourself to answer, just find it physically without answering or saying anything. Just go straight to it or, better yet, just get the cat to run out and throw itself at you like you claim the tortoise did."

She could not, so we started with a flood of potentially useable intel, which sent us across the boulevard to a cul de sac then a yard then a yard then a shack. Wouldn't you know? We poked around...and she wasn't there. She may have been there before, hiding out under the shed, but we didn't find her or any tangible proof she had been there. Now the messages began to come in more strongly. The psychic was saying the cat was alive.

How'd cat cave-dwelling pets begin?

Maybe magic and devis can locate this cat
Personally, I took it for a goner, a tuft of colorful hair in a lump of coyote scat. But we found no such lump. I had already asked 80 people at a nearby church meeting; not one of them had seen the cat.

But one church woman was sure she could imitate its voice, and this allowed me to ask the cat questions about why it left. It answered, vaguely: "I was being smothered." That made sense, but was it any reason to leave? My neighbor says their love was mutual. Seems the cat didn't think so.

The owner of the shed wasn't home, so we could only look around the yard and come back to go through the shed, empty it, just as soon as we could get permission. I returned alone (because the psychic claimed not to be feeling well) at 10:00 pm. The owner still wasn't home, and his sympathetic neighbor couldn't grant permission for a search of it. I wandered up and down the alley, calling out, "Here kitty-kitty" like a darn fool, ending up doing what I told her was pointless. I tried reasoning with the cat, sending out my own intuitive feelers for the slightest hint.

Everything Everywhere All at Once
Meanwhile, my nagging neighbor was on the phone, who promised a big reward she never really intended to pay out. She was doubting and demanding answers. The psychic started texting, sending new messages, saying the injured, hungry, thirst, confused cat had moved on. Work needed me to drive to the other side of the county for an important assignment. Isn't it just like the universe to all coincide and bombard us with nonsense from all directions (i.e., Everything Everywhere All at Once)?

The three were unrelenting, pulling me in all direction. All I could do was lope and skulk very suspiciously in an alley and around the property for an hour like a cat burglar casing a joint and hoping to catch video of the cat alive to at least have a reason to hope and continue the search. It would have been better to meet with the Council of Coyotes and ask it if any member had made off with a pretty angora calico Afghan tabby furball.

The Buddhist cats of ancient Japan
"How terrible is human attachment, tenacious clinginess, and our utter inability to let go. Such is the plight of humans on this vast plane of existence, the Buddha realized and proclaimed. But how can we let go?

The Buddha answered that. "Cultivate mentally-purifying calm the develop insight. When we see the true nature of things, the heart/mind, seeing the true nature of existence, automatically lets go with no effort on our part to separate. Let me repeat, we do not need to make any extra effort to relinquish. Seeing reality as it is is enough to discard and abandon everything we are consciously and unconsciously clinging to that is bringing about our suffering (dukkha).

E. Hicks
Abraham-Hicks (a council of 12 entities as channeled by Esther Hicks with the help of her very supportive husband Jerry) says that everything we want is downstream. Let go to get it. Stop fighting the way upstream. We are not salmon.


She called and texted me, demanding to know if it was the coyotes who tore and devoured her precious kitty. I didn't have the heart to tell her that the truth was worse than that.

The psychic said the scared cat had been found, wandering and drained, by someone who took it in and loved it better, kept it safer, and gave it so much love that it didn't even want to return "home" now. "Home is where the heart is," everyone knows that. She pushed and pushed me, and all I could say was, "You say you don't want it, this reality we're in [where the cat is dead], but you don't, you don't really mean it. You say you won't stand for it, this circus we're in, but you don't, don't really mean it. What if the truth is worse than that?"


"Coyotes?"

"No, that's what you already think happened. You want 'closure' to accept that. What if it's worse? What if Fitz doesn't want to come back?"

"Impossible! Fitzgerald needs me, can't live without me..."

"Well, I don't know about that. Wouldn't it be worse to find out that Fitz is fine but not coming back, alive and happy but not with you?"

"What the h*ll are you talking about?! I'll break Fitz out! Who has my cat?! Who's keeping him hostage and away from me?!"

"Why are you asking me? You don't believe in cat psychics, remember? Who cares what she said? You ask me for the 'truth,' but you don't, you don't really mean it."

"Spark"
[My neighbor] she's addicted to nicotine patches
She's afraid of a light in the dark
It's 6:58 are you sure where my Spark is?
Here, here, here

She's convinced she could roll back a glacier
But she couldn't keep fluffy alive
Doubting if there's a woman in there somewhere
Here, here, here

CHORUS: You say you don't want it
(this reality we're in), again and again
But you don't, don't really mean it!
You say you don't want it, the circus we're in
But you don't, don't really mean it
You don't, don't really mean it!

If the divine Master Plan is perfection [by rebirth]
Maybe next I'll give Jewish a try
Trusting my Soul to the Ice Cream Assassin
Here, here, here

[CHORUS]

How many Fates turn around in the overtime?
Ballerinas have fins that you'll never find
You thought that you were the bomb
Yes, well so did I

[CHORUS]

She's addicted to nicotine patches
She's afraid of a light in the dark
6:58 are you sure where my Spark is?
Here, here, here
  •  Eds., Wisdom Quarterly, July 4, 2026 (a true story with details changed to protect the guilty and innocent, a learning experience about human nature beset by clinging and ignorance)

Friday, September 20, 2024

Trump's Jewish extremist g/f Loomer


Shut up, Pence! Loomer is talking. - That's right
While her name is Laura Loomer, she perhaps should be referred to as "Loomerinski" because of her shocking similarities to Pres. Bill Clinton's girlfriend and sex partner behind Hillary's back, Monica Lewinski. Poor ML did a lot to get a head, uhm, ahead. And where did it get her, a secret payoff? What price for her humiliation. Loomerinski is oldier, savier, and knows how to work Ex-Pres. Trump into a frenzy. All she has to do is stroke his ego, hug, kiss, compliment, stare at, admire, advise, tell racist jokes to, and she'll get a cabinet position in exchange. It was always odd that Pres. Trump handed over the Israeli-Palestinian "conflict" to mute and possibly autistic son Jared, a childhood friend of Chicago Jew and Prime Minister of Israel Bibi Netanyahu, who worked him like an adult toy at a father and daughter Jewish sex shop. (There is one, just one, and we've covered it). Is Trump dumb? We can only judge him by the company he keeps. Sure RFK Jr. seems to be a fan, but actually Kennedy and Tulsi Gabbard just see through the current war-loving administration and its next installment. VP Kamala is bad, and they are not willing to swallow her just to spite Trump. And handful of good minds really see evil Trump as the lesser of the two evils.
  • Wisdom Quarterly EDITORIAL

Thursday, September 19, 2024

Black Nazi exposed by porn; Trumpy Cat


NC candidate Mark Robinson exposed as a homophobic enjoyer of kinky porn and self-described 'Black Nazi,' and Trump reunites with Rudy Giuliani
Do you have any touch up dye on you, Rudy?
(The Daily Show) Sept. 19, 2024: Ronny Chieng on the Black MAGA North Carolina Republican busted for posting weird comments on a porn site he was presumably masturbating to, Rudy Giuliani’s frightening performance at Trump’s Long Island rally, and the shocking truth behind JD Vance's cat eating stories. Plus, Troy Iwata joins with the inside scoop on one missing feline. #DailyShow #NorthCarolina #MarkRobinson #CNN
Trump claims to get “bigger crowds than Elvis,” hasn’t read wife Melania’s new [likely ghostwritten] tell-all book about life in the White House, and JD Vance has sex with couches, according to Kimmel's constituents
Men for men: Vote Republican.
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Sept. 19, 2024: #KimmelPolls have been rolling out over the past few days and they all say different things, Trump went on Fox News' Gutfeld to scream about the debate being rigged against him, he was in Uniondale, New York, last night where he bragged about calling Melania to tell her about the size of his crowd, he said he has bigger crowds than Elvis, Melania’s new book is coming out and she has been releasing little videos with riddles to unfold like her nude modeling, Trump admitted that he hasn’t read Melania’s book yet, Rudy Giuliani was at the rally as well to support Trump, JD Vance and Donny keep doubling down on this pet eating fib, Jimmy talks to some constituents in the audience to hear about things they have to report, a young mayor from the Sunshine State unwittingly provides us with a new edition of “This Week in Florida,” and Three Ridiculous Questions with Chris Hemsworth at a bar.

Wednesday, September 18, 2024

1st Concubine Laura Loomer, Trump's g/f

What can she do for you that I can't, Don?! - Yeah, Mr. Trump, take Boebert over that Bimbo!

They let you grab'em by the P, Bill. - That's my p.
(CIA CNN) Meet the new Jewish Monica Lewinsky, here to take down another resident of the White House. Earth men are easy, even easier than the girls. Trump can be duped on long flights without Melania, who is at home doting on her precious Billionaire Boys Club son Barron. Laura Loomer gets off his plane, as seen here, and gets him off on his plane, not shown here.

Could she have more of an influence on DJ than absent Ivanka and missing Jared? Jealous sycophants like MTG notice and can't believe everyone else doesn't. Does Rep. Greene understand what Loomer is giving the Don? Apparently not. If she did, she'd send in Boeber to seduce the Orange One or at least take him to a play and make sure he stays at attention as has a good time. #CNN #CIA #OperationMockingbird #news

Who is Laura Loomer, the right-wing activist in Trump's inner circle?

(CNN) Sept. 12, 2024: As Jewish right-wing activist Laura Loomer has emerged as a member of former Pres. Trump's inner circle, CNN's Elle Reeve looks back on Loomer's history of controversy. CNN's Manu Raju breaks down the reaction on Capitol Hill, and CNN's Boris Sanchez and Brianna Keilar discuss with author Jesselyn Cook.


I'm finally in love. I hope Barron understands.
(News Reporter) Jon Stewart (The Daily Show) condemns cheating, lying, philandering Don the John Trump for having sex with and possibly falling in love with close traveling companion, extreme Republican, personal campaign advisor Laura Loomer yet hating Taylor "Nazi Barbie" Swift. In a shocking parallel of the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree, eldest son Don Jr. is cheating on his fiancée psycho-loudmouth and aggrieved plastic surgery disaster Kimberly Guilfoyle, for partner of California Gov. Gavin Newsom. It sounds very Christian, with a rich alpha male being entitled to cheat on his wife or fiancée as part of the patriarchy they deny exists in the modern U.S. 💞💖💝💘😻❣️🥰😍

Sept. 16, 2024

Sunday, September 15, 2024

Vance admits Haitian pet story fake?



Meow, can you arm me so I can defend myself?
Can you imagine what the MAGA Central offices communications must be like?

How can we fan the fires of racist hatred, JD?

Don't worry, we'll find a way. Look around in your state for a stories or rumors we can use. We'll exploit the h*ll out of them.

Good idea, Sir. There is this one farfetched story from the TV.

The TV? That's a good source. What did The Box say?

Are the Haitians bothering you? - Meow.
We got a Haitian problem, too many migrants coming in to do the work Americans don't want to do, and the people are sick of it. So someone heard...

Someone?

Well, the someone's friend's daughter heard someone else...

So three people?

Yeah, I guess you could see it that way?

See, I'm always thinking.

What did they do?

They're eating pets.

Cats?

No, dogs, too, and critters from the...

Say no more! Dogs?! This is a bonanza. Run with it!

Sunday, March 24, 2024

Who invented math? (Do we hang him?)

My daughter doesn't know anything. She just tries to help Daddy sometimes, beginner's luck.


Who invented math?
What brilliance have math lost due to sexism?
(IFLScience) Was math invented or discovered? This video takes a deep dive into all of the possible candidates who might have been the first mathematician.
  • 00:00 Intro
  • 00:07 The Roman Emperor's dislike of math
  • 00:31 How ancient cultures discovered math
  • 01:38 How ancient Egyptians found math
  • 02:39 Math before ancient cultures
Hang him for playing dangerous hangman

[White men should not be allowed anywhere near a marker board to play hangman, but give all of them cameras to make more funny videos.] (Jaydaddy) Your class is playing hangman, Nov. 1, 2023. Binge the rest of the channel: youtube.com/jaydaddyy... IG: itsjaydaddy TT: itsjaydaddy.

These guys got it all wrong. I could do better. But they won't show me the rules.
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Earthlings are stupid. Alien felines rule the world
[Who invented math, maths, or mathematics? It certainly was not the British, but they appropriated knowledge from Muslim and Indian advancements, brought them back to England at Oxford and Cambridge, and over the centuries erased any credit to the sources, leaving it to seem the West must have discovered all these things like algebra and the development of calculus.]

[The Greeks are credited with things that ancient Greece absorbed from ancient India and Vedic number wranglers. In particular, Pythagoras gets credited with the Pythagorean Theorem even as a recent archeological find reveals it was known to the Babylonians 1,000 years earlier. If math exists objectively to be discovered rather than invented by anyone, it is a crime to credit this person or that for any invention. Theoretical mathematicians seem intent that what they come up with is real and timeless, not fabricated or a social construct, as new methods of calculation or figuring -- fuzzy logic, machine computing, HTML code, electronics, statistics -- are discovered and developed. So no one on Earth who first "discovers" anything is actually the first to discover it.]
Seven invents new math method

(Amy Alpen) Seven didn't invent it, even if it has his name. It's also called the "Hangman Division Strategy," shown here by female mathematician Amy Alpen on May 18, 2016. Hang him next to Pythagoras' Tomb for trying to take credit!

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Iflscience.com, March 12, 2024; Ashley Wells, Sheldon S., Dhr. Seven, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly COMMENTARY