Thursday, March 23, 2017

COMEDY: sex, dating, shoplifting (video)

Brittany Wong (Huff Post), VanillaCoolDance; Ashley Wells, Seth Auberon, Wisdom Quarterly
(Lynn Jung) "Dating Rules According to the Buddha" [or at least we hope]
SELFISH SEX, EGOS: "I'm pretty sure you came. Goodnight!" - "I'm pretty sure I didn't."
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Brittany Wong (HP)
Sick of dating? Here are 10 comics that will speak to you. Are you at the point where you’re debating deleting Tinder and just having someone else set you up and/or arrange your marriage? If you answer, “Yeah, maybe,” here's an Instagram account by Vanilla Cool Dance that just might speak to you. There's so much swipe fatigue. More

10 Sex and Hookup Tips from Dionne Davenport
dionne-and-murray
Who would Cher Horowitz be without her BFF Dionne Davenport? No one! Obviously Cher has an equally fabulous best friend: Di IS fabulous. Her hats alone put her on a whole other level. Di is snarky, confident, and knows exactly what she wants. She’s not afraid to stand up for herself, especially to her BF, Murray. Dionne is lovable for her fierce style, amazing sarcasm, and her sex and hookup tips!

How to use Tinder
Family Guy (Seth MacFarlane, FOX TV), "Oh, that Quagmire!"

I didn't molest my hot, 17-y.o. high school student. I just like to smile. - Mrs. Fowlkes





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Caught shoplifting

I didn't do nuthin. I'm married to an adult.
A white woman was caught shoplifting at a Rite Aid in Hillsboro, Oregon. A hardworking black employee nabbed her to keep her from getting away until police arrived. That's when she went ape. Aggressive white cop threatens her into submission. Shoplifting bread or food in Oregon is punishable by up to 10 years in jail and a $250,000 fine because the law is fair to all.
Tad Cummins, 50, kissed his 15-y.o. student then abducted her, says TBI (iheart.com).








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