December Savage (KFI/iheart, 7/18/19); Pfc. Sandoval, S. Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly
Area 51: Here's what would happen if we try to invade a government base
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| My country's not that into me. |
[Let's begin by saying this is likely a funny hoax, harnessing the honest impulse we all have for U.S. government transparency. People will out themselves on Facebook (a privatized arm of the surveillance state) to be tracked as troublemakers and potential dissidents. We might call on the government and the military to let us see the ETs and the UFOs and all of the reverse-engineered technology, but they will not. And as before they will enforce this secrecy with guns, arrests, and fines for trespassing even when a person is on a public road. They like to consider unmarked areas as federal lands a driver would not realize s/he had trespassed, or it may indeed be public but they are saying it's not.]
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| Area 51 Alien Center (Steve H/instagram.com) |
Let me begin by saying, deadly force is authorized on the Area 51 grounds, so please do not try to invade a government facility.
The infamous private U.S. Air Force facility [and deep underground military base or DUMB] has seen a resurgence of cult like followers desperate to "see them aliens!"
A simple Facebook event that began as a joke really took on a life of its own after asking users to meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and Naruto run into the facility.
"We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens."
The American people have long believed that the U.S. government is harboring space aliens and flying saucers at Area 51.
For years, the government denied the existence of the facility itself -- until it could deny it no longer. In 2013, the CIA opened up following a public records request from George Washington University.
The event is planned to take place September 20th. Speculation over the existence of extraterrestrial space aliens is expected to bring out a large crowd, potentially including some celebrities. (Guy Fieri has joking stated that he would cater the gathering).
Over 1.7 million have marked "going" on Facebook, and another 1.3 million gave a maybe. So if you're actually thinking of going out to the event, here's what you need to know.
About 1 hour and 22 minutes west of Las Vegas, Nevada, we find the Area 51 Visitor's Center. It is easy to find. There is a mini-mart, Alien Cathouse, picnic areas, and an ET-themed brothel. The spot is the designated meet up point where a bunch of Naruto runners will plan the course.
Consider using a ride-share service, as parking at the visitor's center appears to hold only a couple hundred cars.
From there head to Area 51, which will take about 1 hour and 52 minutes on either of two roads that lead to Sugar Bunker including Cane Spring Road, or I-95 and then the Mercury Highway. More
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