Crystal Q., CC Liu, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly; Simpsons; The Grinch Who Stole Christmas; Small Town Titans, "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch"; Mercyful Fate "No Presents for Xmas"
LYRICS: "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
And as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
Just face the music you're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a 39-and-a-half-foot pole
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You've got termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Well given the choice between the two of you
I would take the seasick crocodile
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
And your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
The three best words I would
Use to describe you are
as follows and I quote:
Stink! Stank! Stunk!
"Heat Miser Snow Miser" (1974)
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