Showing posts with label Indian approach. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Indian approach. Show all posts

Thursday, March 21, 2024

Hey, B*tch. When ya holler at a gal (comedy)


"Bitch" is a compliment? Sometimes

WARNING: May offend sensitive viewers. This short film is not a documentary but a creative project depicting the difficulty, the impossibility, of modern dating scenarios. Gender roles are changing (which is probably for the better), yet we are still at a rocky time of great transition.

The new Wisdom Quarterly credit/debt card
Men will no longer approach. Women are lonely but not lonely enough to approach men. LGBTQIA+ behavior is on the rise. Could these things be related? Females of this generation are, it is reported in the mainstream media, which may have an agenda, at 30% bisexuality. Only the media is doing all it can to better brand the practice as abrosexuality, gynosexuality, polysexuality, pansexuality, asexuality, and on and on. By our count there are five orientations (hetero-, homo-, bi-, pan-, and asexuality) and 117 genders (just kidding, but who can keep track, so let's say masculine, feminine, androgynous or nonbinary, neuter, and pandaka).  The last of these is a controversial term of ancient origin, which originally meant something like pervert or transgressive of social norms, so could include crossdressing, homosexuality, pansexuality, twin-spirit, freaky, bestial, post-molestation acting out). That might make all the groupings.


The LGBT+ community will, of course, not be satisfied without many more distinctions, but distinctions without a difference do not help much if all we're doing is trying to escape negative connotations that have built up around previous terms. For we will then always be changing the wording. No one wants to be cisgender when most of us do not even know what cis means. Unless one is in a women or gender studies class and keeping one's head down, taking prodigious notes, it is hopeless to try to keep up. And nearly all those people come under the term "bisexual" or "try-sexual," because they might try anything. It's only pushing us toward Candace Owens and the Whatever-style podcasts of conservative wankers who make tight arguments and funny TikTok videos. So wake up to the fact that things are out of sorts and, therefore, people are going to make funny and insightful shorts like this. Tolerate it. It's not the job of the world to not offend. Will we carpet the rocky world or get a pair of sandals? Watch, enjoy, or move on. Better yet, leave a comment as to what relevant short (or TikTok length) video YOU would like to see and have others see.


We have to be able to make fun of the news and our culture, or what's the point in talking about anything? For those who wash their hands of it, great. Have a happy life. For those of us who remain in the fray, What the H we're we thinking? We should have bailed out like the others. But we're here, so let's make fun. That's what standup comedy is for and voices like comedian-commentator Jimmy Dore. Turn on, tune in, drop out -- you see how well it worked for the hippies. They're all enlightened now, right? The human world is a strange place with a unique quality that makes it a good place to learn things. We are between the celestial world where things are better and the animal and subhuman world where things are much worse. So it's like we're not high on a mountain or safely on the ground, yet we're not drowning out at sea. We're right in the tumult of the surf, often able to crawl onto land after being tossed about or just on the verge of going under. Swim! Stay afloat. There's no calm here, no safety. It's time to reach the further shore.
  • Dhr. Seven, Ashley Wells, Pfc. Sandoval, Ananda (Dharma Buddhist Meditation), Wisdom Quarterly; Kassandra Lee, Phil Flock (Infancinema), ElhadjTy; Kreayshawn "Go Hard" (and two memes)
Whereas wiser people would refrain from doing or saying or showing anything that might offend anyone, we are not that wise. So readers will forgive us any offense we may cause and understand that it is our goal to awaken, arouse curiosity about the world around us and the true nature of reality, to reveal hypocrisy (while possibly coming off as hypocrites), explore conspiracies, question reality and reject the mainstream media narrative everywhere we can. It's like that great Christian saying, "We're here to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable" if what we do had to be summarized in a slogan. Peace.

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Saturday, November 5, 2022

I'm the world's hottest (social media/reality TV)

Ananda (Dharma Buddhist Meditation), Ashley Wells, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly
I'm so hot. But how will the world know unless I can catch the ineffable it in a selfie? (DP/IG)
I'm the hottest animal in the world! Who could dispute that? (boredpanda.com)

It's my first selfie! Who owns it, me or the guy?
The Real Truman Show is an unreal world -- a world the movie warned us about -- one we all now live in.

Don't disturb Disha. She's “finally” got the time to burn off all those calories she gained eating delicious desserts during Diwali [and sugar-laden Halloween candy]. Like many of us, Ms. Patani also relished mouth-watering sweets during the Festival of Lights.
 
Does my butt look big in this tooth floss thong?
But the fitness enthusiast is wasting no time quickly jumping back into her workout routine to burn fat and calories, a glimpse of which she shared on Thursday.

On her Instagram Stories, DP posted a new video and photo. She's the hottest person in the world.

Actor Disha Patani
The first one starts with the actress walking towards a mirror, showing off her toned midriff. “Finally burning my Diwali sweets,” she captioned it. The next features Disha taking a selfie at the mirror (shown above). Her toned physique will give many major fitness goals. The video show her boxing martial arts workout. More:

Monday, April 6, 2020

American Buddhists do 3 years of silence

Los Angeles Times via Mercury News (mercurynews.com, 9/15/09); Eds., Wisdom Quarterly
Dozens of American Buddhists prepare for 3 years-plus of silence to heighten inner awareness
BOWIE, Arizona - Deep in a remote desert valley, Stephane Dreyfus and several dozen other American Buddhists are preparing to undergo a mind-altering journey: three years, three months, and three days of silence.

There will be no word from the outside world during the Great Retreat, only the deafening quiet of sand, rock, and cactus, with seemingly endless time to ponder the emptiness [impersonal and therefore liberating nature] of life.

Dreyfus and his fellow adherents hope to find enlightenment in the silence, a gift they plan to share when they emerge from their long seclusion.

They know that outsiders might dismiss them as eccentrics, but their résumés suggest otherwise. Among them are an airline pilot, a dermatologist, a retired biochemist, and a former television editor.

They’re jettisoning the trappings of their lives to carry on a Tibetan Buddhist tradition that traces its lineage through the Dalai Lamas of Tibet. For many, that means leaving behind six-figure incomes, young children, or aging parents for the solitude of cramped cabins made of adobe, wood, and hay bales.

Prolonged silence, they believe, is the only way to reach the deep level of inner awareness required to bring true happiness to the world. “If I can get to the position of being perfectly free of suffering and develop high levels of mental clarity that cause enlightenment, I can show others how to get there perfectly, quickly,” says Dreyfus, 32, who left a job as an assistant editor on the prime-time show “The Bachelor” to teach yoga and prepare for his undertaking.

Dreyfus, a Berkeley native, will be joined by his fiancee, Jessica Kung, a Yale graduate and also a yoga teacher. When they start the retreat, they will be newlyweds, sharing a 500-square-foot cabin, communicating only through gestures and facial expressions and refraining from physical intimacy.

Such physical pleasure, they both say, would dissipate prana — [lit., "breath," chi, spiritus, invisible life force] inner energy — distracting from the important karmic work at hand.

“I feel a desire to have some serious Ph.D.-like study in yoga meditation,” says Kung, 27. “There is nothing better to do with my youth.”

Families bewildered, angry, skeptical
Padmasambhava Rinpoche, 

Such talk provokes bewilderment, skepticism, and even anger from the family members of many of those who will join the retreat. Prof. Hubert Dreyfus, who teaches existential philosophy at the University of California at Berkeley, worries that his son, Stephane, is wasting his talent for writing and filmmaking to pursue [spiritual] ideas he sees as irrational.

The elder Dreyfus admits his son is happier than ever. Still, he can’t understand why anyone would leave loved ones behind to disappear into the desert — in this case, for 1,190 days. “I’m just torn,” says Dreyfus, 79. “I want grandchildren.”

Each retreat participant will need $60,000 to $75,000 to build a cabin and pay for three years of food and supplies. Some already have set aside the money. A few are searching for sponsors at yoga and meditation seminars or relying on the generosity of others on the retreat.

Those on retreat will cook for themselves in cabins equipped with kitchens and bathrooms. Power will be supplied by solar panels or propane tanks, and members will probably have air horns to summon help if something goes wrong. Volunteer caretakers, fellow American Buddhists who live nearby, will help by growing or shopping for food and dropping it off twice a week.

David Stumpf, a retired plant biochemist from the University of Arizona who is planning to join the retreat, is in charge of installing a water supply system in the valley. Dr. Stumpf has nearly finished building the 600-square-foot cabin he and his wife, Susan, will share on a small patch of earth surrounded by paddle cactus and ocotillo plants.

Surveying the rolling landscape and cloud-streaked sky, the 56-year-old proclaims the setting ideal for deep meditation. “This place is stunning at sunrise,” he says. “The lighting on the hillside is just magical.”

To reach “retreat valley,” participants drive 107 miles east from Tucson on the Interstate 10 Freeway through stretches of desert to the small town of Bowie then head south on a narrow asphalt road.

From there, a rutted dirt road leads to Diamond Mountain University, a nonprofit Buddhist campus where footpaths connect an adobe temple, a tented student lounge, and round Mongolian-style yurts. Another short road from there to retreat valley is even more primitive, coursing through brush-covered hillsides once home to a cattle ranch.

In the heart of the valley is a single yurt within sight of several cabins under construction. This is the home of Geshe Michael Roach and Lama Christie McNally, the university’s founders. [What could go wrong? Certainly not Murphy's Law, which is unerring in these situations.] More

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Rain Dance (Wisdom Quarterly ceremony)

Xochitl, Ashley Wells, CC Liu, Seven, Pat Macpherson, Pfc. Sandoval, Dev, Wisdom Quarterly
Watery woodland in Washington's Tatoosh Wilderness north of California (Lila Daley)
California is a facing a withering drought. What can we do? What have Native Americans ever done when simply managing the water on the ground was not enough to cultivate the land?

We can ask the Earth spirits (devas) to make it rain! Consciousness controls our reality, which we are always creating by our:
http://wisdomquarterly.blogspot.com/2014/02/proof-that-thoughts-create-our-reality.html
E-Squared
(See Pam Grout's E-Squared for first-hand experimental and scientifically verifiable evidence of this).

We will gather at the sacred Tongva ceremonial spot by reaching Hahamongna, the great gathering place of the people, the watershed for the San Gabriel foothills and the Angeles National Forest, which rings the megalopolis and leads to the Los Angeles River running southwest to the Pacific Ocean in the Land of the Chumash.
  
Northern Los Angeles County: Our San Gabriel Mountains, part of the Angeles National Fores, southwest view from Islip Saddle at Bear Creek, a tributary of the San Gabriel River that lies within the San Gabriel Wilderness, and Twin Peaks (7,761 ft/2,366 m). More
With abundant rainfall, the land comes alive, Landmark National Park (13som)
 
The Isaiah Effect
Our gathering will occur tomorrow, Wednesday, Feb. 26, 2014, at 11:00 am as an experiment in consciousness. How will we "pray" when we arrive?

We will not "pray" in any ordinary sense of the word -- not petition, not plead, not propose, not beg. Instead, we will do what the wise have always done: We will use the recovered science. (See Gregg Braden's The Isaiah Effect: Decoding the Lost Science of Prayer). It is the way of our siblings to the east, the Hopi/Anasazi of Tuzigoot (Pueblo peoples of Arizona).
 
Ask and It Is Given
We will enter the ring where the veil between the worlds is thin, and with all our senses we shall feel with the body the rain, the mud squishing between our toes, the tops of the wild amaranth and buckwheat and grasses and vines...growing up green as shoots and climbing tendrils and flourishing. Our noses will be overtaken by the sweet smell of damp, the rain trickling down our faces into our eyes, our hair soaked, our tongues out, the sound in our ears of the rain dancing in thuds on the forest, our minds flooded with happiness to see the Earth (Bhūmi, Gaia) drink and grow saturated.
 
http://www.rainforestmedicine.net/
Rain makes forest as much as mycelium.
Then we will dance for joy (as shown above)! All are invited to attend and participate with us. We will also make an offering to the land and its ancient caretakers then run from police who obviously want this drought to continue or why are they leaning on us? So we will it, so let it be, so it is.

Basic Guidelines: How to Rain Dance
Sonocarina edited by Wisdom Quarterly

(wayanadnoticeboard.com)
Every tribe is unique, so be creative, remembering to honor Mother Earth, where nothing is taken unless something is given.

1. Perform rain dance on a flat, level surface, never on a hill.
2. Make sure there is a lot of room so as not to run into anything.
3. Spin around in a clockwise circle while dancing.
4. Make rain chant rhythmical and easy to say quickly.
5. Yell the rain chant while spinning around in circles.
6. To stop rain, spin counterclockwise and chant backward.
[7. Do it with someone who has successfully done it before.] More

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Clinically proven herbs?

Kalyana Mitta, Wisdom Quarterly
What is Protandim?
Protandim, to the best of our knowledge, is the only supplement in the world clinically proven (in a peer-reviewed, human clinical study) to reduce aging factors by an average of 40 percent. 
  
Protandim has been granted four patents and is at present the subject of more than 20 independent clinical studies.
  
This patented antioxidant therapy is many times more powerful than red wine, oranges, blueberries, juices, or other popular supplements. 
  
Protandim works by increasing the body’s natural antioxidant protection at the cellular level, triggering cells to produce naturally occurring protective antioxidant enzymes such as superoxide dismutase (SOD), catalase, and the enzymes involved in glutathione synthesis and metabolism.

"Food should be our medicine; medicine should be our food."
- Hippocrates
Eat more whole, green, unprocessed foods.
Drink filtered water.
Breathe deeply.
Smile.
  
Is Protandim a Nrf2 Activator?
Protandim’s actions result from its ability to activate the transcription factor known as Nrf2.
  
Protandim contains five ingredients that are known to scientists as Nrf2 activators:
  1. turmeric (curcumin)
  2. ashwagandha (Indian winter cherry)
  3. bacopa (brahmi)
  4. milk thistle (everything interacts)
  5. green tea (leaf)
  • QUESTION: How hard would it be to make a smoothie? Combine powder form of each (from bulk and supplement sections of any good health food store) in equal parts. Thank the plants for working their synergistic magic. Take a teaspoon or two as food with purified water, juice, or almond milk.
Nrf2 is a protein messenger contained in every cell of the body that sends information to the cell’s DNA. That DNA consists of about 25,000 genes and the products of those genes make us who and what we are [physically]. They are unique for each person. DNA is what makes us human beings, what gives us [the physical manifestations of] our personality, what gives us our physical traits. More

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

What is "Meditating"? 20 Answers on Attitude

LIST: Ven. Tejaniva edited by Wisdom Quarterly; AUDIO: Barbara Gates* (Inquiring Mind) (advicoachnva.com)

What is the best or most optimal (samma) attitude to Buddhist meditation? We find out from Burma to Berkeley: Meditation master Ven. U Tenjiva Sayadaw explains from an Eastern experiential point of view, and Barbara Gates (author of Already Home, A Topography of Spirit and Place, cofounder and coeditor of the Buddhist journal Inquiring Mind, and a Western student-practitioner) ties it together from Berkeley.

(2012 IndyInfo.com)

The Right Attitude

Sayadaw U Tejaniva
1. Meditating is observing and acknowledging whatever happens -- pleasant or unpleasant -- in a relaxed way.

2. Meditating is watching and waiting patiently with bare awareness and understanding, rather than trying to experience something one has read or heard about.

3. Meditating is paying attention to the present moment without getting lost in thoughts about the past or the future.

4. Meditating is being comfortable in both body and mind.

Burmese novice intently meditating at Shwedagon Pagoda (alibaba.com)

5. Meditating is effortlessly focusing rather than "efforting" (straining, muscling) or lapsing (overcome by sloth or torpor). Why would we fall to extremes of stress or laxity? Do we want something to happen or stop happening?

6. Meditating is letting go, not focusing too hard nor trying to control the unfolding. The mind at peace can do it, whereas forcing or restricting oneself means tension which ruins it.

Barbara Gates Dharma Talk: "Neighborhood Inquiries"
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7. Meditating is allowing, neither trying to create nor reject nor become unaware of what is happening, but just being aware of the object of our attention. Trying to get something to happen is greed, rejecting something that is happening is aversion, and not knowing if something is happening or has stopped happening is delusion. [Greed, hatred, and delusion are the three poisons of the heart/mind.]

8. Meditating is being mindful to the extent that the observing mind if free of greed, aversion, or lapses in mindfulness.

Public displays of meditation, MedMob-Amsterdam (UTNE.com)

9. Meditating is setting aside expectations without clinging to anything, without being anxious about gain and loss, without allowing attention to drift mindlessly, because these are the opposite of meditating.

10. Meditating is allowing, rather than forcing, things to be or to turn out a certain way and instead knowing what is happening just as it is.

11. Meditating is knowing what is the mind is doing rather than thinking (evaluating, judging, measuring) about it.

12. Meditating is knowing where the mind is NOW -- inside, outside, past, present, future?

13. Meditating is watching and observing the mind to know if it is properly aware or only superficially aware.

14. Meditating is letting rather than practicing with a mind that wants something or wants something to happen in a particular way, which only results in getting tired out.

15. Meditating is accepting and watching both good and bad experiences. We want only good experiences without even the tiniest unpleasant experience? Is that reasonable? Is that the way of the enlightening Dharma?

Occupation meditation in public squares (publicmeditation.com)

16. Meditating is checking to see what attitude we are meditating with, because a light and free mind enables us to meditate well, so we are helped by the question, Do I have the right attitude?

17. Meditating is not feeling disturbed by the thinking mind since we are not practicing to prevent thinking but rather to recognize and acknowledge thinking as it arises.

18. Meditating is accepting rather than rejecting any object that comes to our attention. This way we get to know the defilements (samyojana, see The Hindrances and Their Conquest) that arise in relation to these objects so that we remain aware of them as long as they are present.

19. Meditating is being attentive, watching, observing; the object of attention is not as important as the observing mind working in the background to remain aware. In a sense, if the observing is done with the right attitude, any object being observed is the right object.

20. Meditating is only when confidence or faith (saddhā) is present because this is when effort (viriya) arises. And only with effort will mindfulness (sati) be continuous. And only when mindfulness is continuous will stability of mind (samādhi) become established. And only when stability of mind is established will we start understanding things as they really are (paññā). And only when we start understanding things as they really are will confidence or faith grow stronger.

*BARBARA GATES has been practicing Buddhist meditation since 1975. Her editorial projects include books by the Dalai Lama, Jack Kornfield, Sharon Salzberg, and Joanna Macy. She lives with her husband and daughter in Berkeley, California.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Buddhist Dream Interpretation



A Buddhist Approach to Dreams
Jung and Junti: Dreams West and East
Rev. Heng Sure (paramita.typepad.com)

Part 1: Dealing with Dreams

A. European Approach to Dreams

It is said that the Swiss psychologist Carl Jung in his lifetime analyzed over 80,000 dreams. Dreams for Jung played an important complementary role in the psyche....

B. An Indian Approach to Dreams

When Buddhists in India dreamed they dealt with their dreams in a variety of ways. Certain types of dreams occurred frequently enough to the ancients to merit listing as separate categories for dream-analysis. The categories show the following different kinds of dreams. The most distinctive use, for Buddhists, was
  1. seeing dreams as a simile for emptiness, sunyata, the ultimate nature of all things.
  2. seeing dreams as portents of things to come, which overlapped with another type of dream:
  3. as messages or teaching by the gods, spirits, or bodhisattva.
  4. Buddhists in India and in China thought, like Freud and Jung, that it was possible to diagnose aspects of the dreamer’s mental and physical health from the symbols of dreams.
  5. The theoretical psychology school of Buddhism, the Vijnanavada (“Consciousness-only”) School, called dreams “monkey-sleep,” a function of the “isolated mind-consciousness”.
  6. Buddhist psychologists saw dreams as the return at night of things thought on during the day.
  7. Finally, Nagarjuna explained dreams as a standard for testing the quality of a bodhisattva’s vows.
Dreams appear in the earliest Buddhist writings, and played no less an important role in Buddhism than in our lives today. Being human, Buddhists have always slept; and when asleep, they dream. While dreaming they perceived the same disembodied shadows and disconnected images as we do. After waking they sought the meaning of their dreams.

The diviners and prognosticators of India and China, being culture-bound individuals, interpreted the dreams according to the modes and methods available to them. Those methods were in some respects suggestive of methods used today, in some respects they were quite different. Dreams are very democratic; both rich and poor alike dream at night. But when trying to analyze what dreams meant, it is important to know who the dreamer was.

The educated, literate, elite certainly had more options in their systems of dream analysis. Dreams could be messages from ancestors and Sages more often for a prince or a scholar because they had a concept of history. Uneducated individuals seemed to turn to formula-books of ready-made dream interpretations to explain the symbols of dreams.

Generic do-it-yourself recipes, such as Aunt Sally’s Dream Book and Horoscope Love Advisor that we find at the supermarket check-out counter had its counterpart in most cultures. Dream interpretation formulas answer some superficial questions, to be sure. But they tend to center on love, money, and bad luck. Nagarjuna’s Ta Chih Tu Lun gives us the following important patterns that occur regularly in dreams.

1. Dreams as a simile for emptiness.

The most common use of dreams in the literature of the Mahayana -- or “Northern School” of Buddhism in China, Tibet, Japan, Korea, and Vietnam -- is to see dreams as a simile for sunyata, (emptiness) the hollow core at the heart of all component dharmas (things). For example, in the well-known Vajra Sutra (Diamond Discourse), the Buddha taught that:

“All conditioned dharmas, are like a dream, like an illusion, like a bubble, like a shadow, like a dewdrop, like a lightening flash; you should contemplate them thus.”

Dreams symbolize the changing and impermanent nature of all things known to the senses. Sights, sounds, smells, flavors, sensations of touch and thoughts are all dream-like, fleeting, and ultimately unobtainable. By pursuing and grasping material things or ephemeral states, we create the causes for misery and suffering. Those desire-objects are not real and permanent.

When they break up and move on, we will experience grief, if we can’t let go. The hallmark of living beings is that we are “sleeping, “ unawakened to the truth of the emptiness and impermanence at the nature of conditioned things. This covering of sleep and lack of awareness is called “ignorance,” and it makes us in our waking state, from the Buddha’s viewpoint, look as if we are dreaming.

Bubbles burst, shadows run from light, dewdrops vanish by noon without a trace, lightning roars and vanishes, and dreams leave us at dawn. To continually perceive such things as real locks us into the endless cycle of birth and death. The Buddha was not simply giving us an evocative metaphor, a literary device or a philosophical point. He felt related to all beings, and in his compassion he was pointing out to his family a way to escape the prolonged misery of affliction and death. The dream simile occurs over and over in the sutras to teach about emptiness.

In the Ta Chih Tu Lun, dreams occur as a didactic teaching device. Sariputra, the foremost Arhat [enlightened disciple] in wisdom, learns the true application of the emptiness theory through the simile of dreams. Dreams are like ordinary waking reality in that both are empty and false. There is nothing gained by seeking out or clinging to any thought or mark that distinguishes the two states.

With the exception of message-dreams and portent dreams, two categories that we will look at below, for the Buddha’s monastic disciples who were intent on cultivating the mind full-time, dreams were considered as illusory and false, no different from the illusions of waking-time reality.

2. Message-dreams or teaching by the gods, spirits, or bodhisattvas

Dreams can be a message from a bodhisattva, an ancestor, a god, or a spirit [brahma or deva]. The intent of the dream may be to test the dreamer’s resolve: Is one non-retreating (avaivartika) from Bodhi (enlightenment) even when sleeping? The purpose of the dream visit may be to communicate information vital to the dreamer’s well-being.

The Buddha himself had five dreams of catastrophes, falling stars, and worlds in collision just before his enlightenment. The dreams were sent to him not by a benevolent Dharma-protector, but by a malevolent sorcerer, intent on disrupting the Buddha’s samadhi (concentration) and preventing his awakening.

3. Prescient or Portent Dreams

Prescient or portent dreams that predict the future are the only category of dreams that the ancients considered real or valuable in itself. Based on the records we have, it seems that dreamers in the past wanted to know more or less what dreamers want to know now: whether their dream augured good luck or misfortune. The office of dream diviner was esteemed, and nobility and commoner alike, waking after a dreamy sleep, sought to know the meaning of their dreams. More>>