Trump farts feces in pants, Supreme Court

Bald, pale Trump in PJs and diaper with attorney Chugs in court (artist's rendition/Family Guy)

I'm losing my low IQ brain due to Adderall abuse, lying, sexual depravity, and age (Huff Post)

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I can't wait to testify and have my say!

To clarify, Trump is not "farting" in court. He is defecating (making feces) in his pants and/or adult diaper, which he regularly wears according to Noel Casler, because he is a drug addict who for years snorted cocaine and now daily snorts Adderall. Stimulants have a laxative effect, so he is chronically incontinent (unable to hold his feces and flatulence). To fart and go in his adult diaper less, he has been ingesting less of his drug of choice to not have to go as often, which has had the embarrassing effect of making him terribly sleepy. He is an exhausted old man, who wears a girdle, also according to Casler, is losing his hair, suffers from skin problems, which he attempts to hide behind massive amounts of makeup, which make the ginger appear like a buffoon who's nearly human. The Supreme Court agrees to hear and rule on his immunity claims before throwing them out and having him become subject to arrest. What can those he installed on the court, like fellow unindicted rapist Justice Kavanaugh, do for him now? Delay a ruling until after the election?

Don "The Toot Fairy" Trump in court, men think he respects women, his VP candidate shoots her puppy and horses

I'm snorting less to sh*t less, so I'm sleepier.

(Jimmy Kimmel Live) April 29, 2024: Trump is reportedly miserable at his trial, he wishes his show-wife Melania happy birthday from outside his trial for cheating on her with a porn star prostitute, he was in Miami to meet with his favorite punching bag, groveling Gov. Ron DeSantis, Eric Trump made an appearance on Fox News to try and help his father out but did more to hurt him, Don the John posted about RFK Jr. five different times over the weekend, boxer Ryan Garcia got an invite to Mar-a-Lago, the NFL draft wrapped up, and there were some excellent interview moments, South Dakota Governor and current Trump VP candidate Kristi Noem admitted to murdering her dog gunshot along with several other farm animals, including three horses, a majority of men think that Trump respects women, and the monologue is interrupted by a woke young feminist man in the audience who also respects women deeply. #Kimmel

Trump livid about Trial, can’t stop farting or falling asleep in Court and makes insane second term proclamations

(Jimmy Kimmel Live) April 30, 2024: According to a new report from The Washington Post Americans are sleeping more than ever, Don John Trump can’t stop falling asleep in court, Eric attended daddy’s trial today, the first witness of the day was Michal Cohen’s former banker Gary Farro, the judge found Trump to be in contempt of court for violating his gag order nine times, The Washington Post published a story that says Trump is so furious about the trial he’s too livid to fundraise, he has been very cold in court, he is getting May 17th off so he can go to Barron’s high school graduation, we’re getting an idea of what four more years of Trump might look like, Travis Kelce signed a two-year contract extension with the Kansas City Chiefs, Taylor Swift is now the first artist in history to occupy all of the Top 14 spots on Billboard’s Hot 100, and California Governor Gavin Newsom (Josh Meyers) is working on new propositions that actually benefit the Golden State. #Kimmel

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