Thursday, September 24, 2026

Zen simple: Japanese Grandma Kinoe

Bodhidharma must be kidding because there's so much we can do, beginning with appreciation

Japanese grandmother leads simple Zen life

(Japanese Grandma Kinoe) Living alone in the Japanese countryside: a day in the life of 93-year-old Grandmother Kinoe.
  • Minamoto Yoshiie at Nakoso barrier
    Wisdom Quarterly: Gramma Kinoe, should Lana Del Rey keep obsessing about love, relationships, men, lesbian summer crushes...
  • Grandma Kinoe: What's a summer crush?
  • WQ: It's like when, you know how sometimes at the all-girl schools in Japan you get carried away admiring the little uniforms they make us wear, and two students get, um, carried away?
  • GK: Oh, you mean rezu-dōseiai (女性同性愛者).
  • WQ: I guess. Lana just does it for attention and to be inclusive of her big LGBT fanbase.
  • GK: What's a fan base?
  • WQ: It's sort of, never mind that.
  • GK: I mind that!
  • WQ: It's like a base, for a fan, or fans.
  • GK: Oh, you mean tessen (鉄扇) like for war.
  • WQ: Yes, exactly. Look, you're living the "Zen" life. What's it like? Shouldn't you move to a temple nunnery-monastery (zendo) where everyone practices proper form, slows down, and goes the Way of the Tao, with the flow and wu-wei (noninterference)?
  • GK: You mean seppuku (切腹, harakiri [ritual suicide])?!
  • Why does J art look cartoonish?
  • WQ: No, no, like royal forms and formalities but in a dojo, bowing and turning, taking your shoes off and sitting correctly for zazen on zafu and zabuton, meditation cushion and mat.
  • GK: Oh, you mean go to the senbutsu-jō (選仏場)? I can do that in the comfort of my own home...if my darn grandkids didn't keep filming me for these silly YouTube videos. What is a you tube anyway?
  • WQ: It's like a tube for you.
  • GK: Oh, you mean shiso-arabiki (粗びき) [sausage].
  • WQ: No, no! That's pig slaughter and offal; YouTube is more like crockpot TikTok pig butchering and awful.
  • GK: What's offal/awful?
  • WQ: YouTube is. It's really gone downhill since all the corporate Google censorship.
  • GK: OK, OK, enough chit-chatty. Let's listen to soothing music and talk about 21 healthy foods to add to diet.
  • WQ: Yeah, good idea, Gramma.
  • GK: "Gramma"? I'm Kinoe! Why does that girl keeping calling me "Gramma"?
  • WQ: She's trying to perfect her practice of wabi-sabi (侘び寂び).
  • GK: Oh, that makes sense! Good for her. Good luck, lezzie!
  • WQ: No, Grandma! It's Lizzy or Lana now.

Zen: The Art of Simple Living

Zen: The Art of Simple
Editor/translator Allison Markin Powell (shown here smiling) and author Shunmyo Masuno have 4.6 out of 5 stars (with 3,688 reviews) for this handy little guide. Relax and find happiness amid the swirl of the modern world with this internationally bestselling guide to simplifying life by a Japanese Buddhist priest who embodies the wisdom of Zen.

Drawing on centuries of wisdom, renowned Zen Buddhist Shunmyo Masuno applies the essence of Zen to modern life in clear, practical, easily adopted lessons -- one a day for 100 days. Discover how:
  • lining up our shoes after we take them off can bring order to our lives
  • putting down our forks after every bite can help us feel more grateful for what we have
  • spending time barefoot can strengthen our bodies
  • planting a flower and watching it grow can teach us to embrace change
  • going outside to watch the sunset can make every day feel celebratory.
Author Zen Priest Shunmyo Masumo
In Zen: The Art of Simple Living, readers will learn to find happiness not by seeking out extraordinary experiences but by [moments of appreciation and] making small changes -- to what we do, how we think, how we interact with others, and how we APPRECIATE the present moment (yes, this one right NOW).

[This is what the historical Buddha called sati or "mindful awareness," diligence, vigilance, conscientiousness, wakefulness, and MINDFULNESS].

With each task, we open ourselves up to a renewed sense of peace and inner calm. More

Maybe centenarians are what they eat?
(PhytoWise) 21 foods that make Japanese people virtually immune to any illness for longevity
  1. natto (whole fermented soybean)
  2. miso (fermented soybean paste)
  3. tofu (vegan soymilk bean curd cheese protein)
  4. edamame (young saltwater boiled soy pods)
  5. shoyu (umami savory soy sauce)
  6. tsukemono (lactic acid pickles, sauerkraut)
  7. [taiyaki] (murdered cooked fish)
  8. sashimi (murdered raw fish, omega fatty acids)*
  9. wakame, nori, and kombu (mineral-rich seaweed)
  10. shirasu don (bowl of warm rice, calcium topping)
  11. daikon winter radish (enzyme-rich)
  12. beni imo (Okinawan-purple-sweet potato, anthocyanins)
  13. shiitake and other mushrooms (dried savory beta-glucan)
  14. goya bitter melon (bitter gourd, Momordica charantia)
  15. J-rice (white and brown, polished and whole integral)
  16. soba (buckwheat noodles, gluten-free with its own toxin)
  17. matcha (green tea, phytonutrient-rich, antioxidant catechins)
  18. yuzu (flavonoid-rich citrus zest, usually for warm soaking)
  19. wasabi (horseradish vegetable with antimicrobial powers)
  20. umeboshi (salted fermented citric acid apricot-like plum)
  21. [*hemp seeds (raw Cannabis sativa, protein, EFA-rich)].

Unseen Japan: magical land of many worlds

UNSEEN JAPAN | The Secret and Incredible Places in Japan | Travel Video
World Travel Doc(World Travel Doc) May 16, 2026: This documentary is a guide through the most extraordinary places in Japan, perfect for planning a trip. Discover wonderful Buddhist Japan through spectacular images and fascinating stories for an unforgettable journey through unseen places that will leave viewers breathless.

I think it's very wabi-sabi. Good work!
01:48 - Yakushima. 04:20 - Ishigaki and Yaeyama Islands. 07:09 - Shirakawa'go. 09:46 - Koyasan. 12:44 - Ise. 15:29 - Hakone. 18:15 - Nikko. 20:59 - Kanazawa. 23:42 - Takayama. 26:37 - Japanese Alps/Nagano. 29:28 - Mount Fuji. 33:14 - Kamakura. 36:12 - Yokohama. 39:03 - Tokyo. 43:12 - Kyoto. 47:09 - Arashiyama. 49:54 - Outro – Japan Beyond the Postcard.

Is this "hardcore" enough for you, American Zen Priest Brad Warner, the punk-monk?

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