|Happy Thanksgiving from the Griffins and Wisdom Quarterly! (fox.com/family-guy)|
|The memory of you will haunt me until I get caught in a sex club in California. Marry me!|
CARTOON: Hawking discusses, "They Saved Lisa [Simpsons]'s Brain."
|More fun than hedonistic sex with call girls...oh, wait, Olympian McKayla disapproves.|