Thursday, February 20, 2025

Post Malone: Penis tattoo goes too far

You want me to do what, Steve-O? You must be nuts.

Post Malone tattooed my face

Venuses and paginas are funny.
(steveo) Summer 2024: I’m not an attentionhore, more an attention-pimp. Just ask Jackass Johnny. I’ve had this idea for a long time, before the movie Jackass, and it finally happened (after the movie because Johnny chickened out and wouldn’t let me do it on camera for our MTV film). I told Post Malone to tattoo a d*ck on my forehead, giving penis tattooing a whole new meaning. You thought a Prince Albert was bad.


Ha ha, he paid me to put it there. What a dumb F
"Getting dumb, regrettable tattoos has been a hobby of mine for decades, and many of them arguably went too far. One, in particular, was such an unbelievable disasterpiece, I'm hereby asking you all for ideas to further transform it into something I can feel really good about. Please check out the video and leave your tattoo-cover-up suggestions in the comment section. Thanks!"- Steve-O, July 2019.

This is no joke! Well, it's kind of funny. Use condoms

Shame on penises.
Evidence of explicit genital male representations [d*ck drawings] have been found in "art" made in Europe approximately 11,000 to 38,000 years ago.

However, the primitive meaning of genital ornamentation is not clearly defined (Phallic Decoration in Paleolithic Art: Genital Scarification, Piercing and Tattoos | Journal of Urology). More: wiki

I'm getting paper, and Steve-O looks a fool!
Come see my shame in person along with my brand-new live comedy show. Tickets available at steveo.com. #steveo #jackass #funny

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