NEW Tate McRae, Lola Young "Messy"

We prefer our artists and music a wee bit "messy."

LYRICS: "Messy"

You know I'm impatient

So why would you leave me

waiting outside the station?

When it was like minus 4 degrees 

And I get what you're saying

I just really don't want to hear it right now

Can you shut up for like once in your life?

Listen to me

I took your nice words of advice about

How you think I'm gonna die

Lucky if I turn 33

Okay, so yeah, I smoke like a chimney

I'm not skinny, and I pull a Britney

Every other week

But cut me some slack

Who do you want me to be?

'Cause I'm too messy

And then I'm too f*cking clean

You told me, "Get a job"

And you ask where the hell I've been

And I'm too perfect

'Til I open my big mouth

I want to be me

Is that not allowed?

And I'm too clever

And then I'm too f*cking dumb

You hate it when I cry

Unless it's that time of the month

And I'm too perfect

'Til I show you that I'm not

A thousand people I could be for you

And you hate the f*cking lot

You hate the f*cking lot

You hate the f*cking lot

It's taking you ages

You still don't get the hint

I'm not asking for pages

But one text or two would be nice

And please don't pull those faces

When I've been out working

my arse off all day

It's just one bottle of wine or two

But hey, you can't even talk

You smoke weed just to help you sleep

Then why you're out getting stoned at 4 o'clock

And then you come home to me

And don't say hello

'Cause I got high again

And forgot to fold my

clothes

'Cause I'm too messy

And then I'm too f*cking clean

You told me, "Get a job"

And you ask where the hell I've been

And I'm too perfect

'Til I open my big mouth

I want to be me

Is that not allowed?

And I'm too clever

And then I'm too f*cking dumb

You hate it when I cry

Unless it's that time of the month

My "Rubber Band" is about addiction

And I'm too perfect

'Til I show you that I'm not

A thousand people I could be for you

And you hate the f*cking lot

You hate the f*cking lot

You hate the f*cking lot

#LolaYoung #Messy

Illuminati darling and would-be pornstar Tate McRae goes for it: "Sports Car"

Canadian super star Tate McRae "Sports Car" (official video) selling her something for fame?

What is this cr...? I mean, it's great, Tate!!!

It can't just be our ears. This song and aesthetic are so very reminiscent of what? Remember a hit ("Unholy") for transgender Kim Petras and her chubby co-singer, what's his name, Jam Jiff? It's also so very Charli XCX. What a rip, Tate. (Tate's previous hit, "Greedy," is great but too sexy a striptease video for us to have posted; of course, in light of what Olivia, SZA, Megan, Taylor, Chapel, Katy, Bey, and others have to do to get noticed, it's brutal out there). See McRae on tour (tatemcrae.com), where she's "Miss Progressive," an insult to political liberals who are more forward thinking than all the regressive forces arrayed against us. Her new smash hit follow-up album release drops at midnight and can be heard for a first listen on KISS (102.7 KIIS-FM Los Angeles | iHeart).

Sam Smith, Kim Petras - "Unholy" (official LGBTQIA+ music video)

• Tate Mcrae is really a dancer, poet, and intellectual (TeenBuzz Radio podcast interview)
• Olivia Rodrigo is the best of the lot: ♫ good 4 u
• Eds., Wisdom Quarterly