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Thursday, June 19, 2025

What happened at the poetry reading?


Third Thursdays at SPARC
One of the sexy readers today just happened to be one of next month's features, Joseph Nicks, a man after the biological and whimsical, the terrestrial and environmental.*

He is currently working on a dictionary of Nickisms, his invented contributions to the English lexicon, like the term chronicide.**

Ron Koertge
Life is but a poem...or novel. (Ron Koertge)
(Poetry Foundation) South Pasadena Poet Laureate Ron Koertge, former PCC professor and current bestselling YA author, then schooled us all on how to present life in the Midwest roundabout the Fifties.

() Poet and young-adult novelist Ron Koertge grew up in rural Olney, Illinois, and received a BA from the University of Illinois and an MA from the University of Arizona.

Is no topic verboten in poetry?
Comfortable in both free verse and received form, Koertge writes poetry marked by irreverent yet compassionate humor and a range of personas and voices. He has published numerous collections of poetry. His novels and novels-in-verse for young readers include the popular Stoner & Spaz.

Koertge’s honors include a fellowship from the National Endowment for the Arts, a California Arts Council grant, and inclusion in numerous anthologies such as Best American Poetry, Poetry 180, and Ted Kooser’s “American Life in Poetry” column.

Koertge’s young-adult fiction has won awards from the American Library Association and PEN America. For many years, Koertge taught in the MFA in Writing for Children & Young Adults program at Hamline University in St. Paul, Minnesota. He lives with his wife in South Pasadena, California. More: Poetry Foundation

In the crowd
Other readers were in the house: GT Foster was reading from Warped by War his new collection of poems about being in Thailand during the US War on Vietnam (and Cambodia and Laos), derived from his novel The Boys Are Not Refined (Butt Naked Press). Helena and other Quakers, Toti O'Brien, Barbs Bagwell, and British poet Martin Jago.

She was the Poo
Kahnstallations by Mand Kahn ( Los Angeles) | The Poetry Foundation
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Perhaps the highlight of the night was when Mandy Kahn hit below the belt and delivered an exquisite work of poetic art she dubbed "Poo." The audience thought they might have heard "Pooh." But no. It was poo. It was the most provocative of topics covered due not to its candor but its seriousness. To mimic it as to suggest what it was like would be difficult butt not impossible:
.
It was the Poo
Everyone does what? (Etsy)
with such intimacy have i known food
passing through without clinging i let go
what was once a part of me i part with
and so unstuck unplugged without
consternation do what is due with my dew
for all i have been of drink and stool
of toad and such delicacies sautéed
or stewed garlic umami and kosher salt
and for all i know all that fixes me to the
ground sending samples of soil
to the earth below

[Oh, Pooh and Eeyore, too, we all do; even
the dull Dodo and the Duke their dookie do
unblemished Dove and Duchess untouched
by soot do do their doo, too. Everyone Poo's.]

Mandy Kahn
(Poetry Foundation) ...in true LA form, enthusiastically live-tweeted by audience member Jenna Elfman, Mandy Kahn has been developing more ideas for poetry installations — an active syllable conservationist; she's now dubbed them "Kahnstallations." She says:

Mandy Kahn, live at the Getty Museum, LA
I’ve been thinking a lot about how to inject some energy into the poetry reading format. Slam poets have found a way to make their readings extremely appealing to wide audiences, as have the spoken word poets, and the avant poetry world seems to be doing lots of format experimentation, too. But I’d like to see mainstream poets find that same wider audience — that audience of fans who aren’t writers themselves. So I’m experimenting. Tonight I’ll be trying out four installations, and at the end of the night I’ll pass out comment cards so audience members can let me know which installations worked best for them. And I’ll keep writing new installations — keep honing — until I find a few that audiences seem to respond to. More

What is "slam" poetry?
SLAM: (Youth Speaks) "Somewhere in America" by Los Angeles Team
  • Poetry slam is a competitive art event in which poets perform spoken word poetry before a live audience and a panel of judges.
"Do You Have Any Advice For Those of Us Just Starting Out?"
By Ron Koertge
Featured poet Ron Koertge, MFA
Give up sitting dutifully at your desk. Leave
your house or apartment. Go out into the world.

It's all right to carry a notebook but a cheap
one is best, with pages the color of weak tea
and on the front a kitten or a space ship.

Avoid any enclosed space where more than
three people are wearing turtlenecks. Beware
any snow-covered chalet with deer tracks
across the muffled tennis courts.

Not surprisingly, libraries are a good place to write.
And the perfect place in a library is near an aisle
where a child a year or two old is playing as his
mother browses the ranks of the dead.

Often he will pull books from the bottom shelf.
The title, the author's name, the brooding photo
on the flap mean nothing. Red book on black, gray
book on brown, he builds a tower. And the higher
it gets, the wider he grins.

You who asked for advice, listen: When the tower
falls, be like that child. Laugh so loud everybody
in the world frowns and says, "Shhhh."
Then start again.
*Joseph Nicks, The Horizontal Forest
The Horizontal Forest as seen and lamented from the ground (treejourney.com)
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Terrestrial Anthr-apology
long after this unsustainable
infrastructure collapses
beneath the burden
of fecundity and affluence
and digital instability

the oozing oilfields,
damned-up rivers,
dried-out aquifers

the bird-and-bat-bashing windmills,
battery-burgeoning e-wasted landfills

the acres of solar panels
supplanting the plants,
impeding the photosynthetic necessity

the combusted troposphere,
de-ozonified stratosphere

the phosphorescent coastal dead zones,
deforested/defrosted Amazonia/Antartica

the vanished worldwide megafauna

all will stand as silent testaments
to the ephemeral hyper-potency
of runaway hominism
whose viral expansion
from Pleistocene to Plastocene
left the far and wide terrestrium
styrofoaming at the seas

we could've lived less largely
but that's not the way we roll
of course it's going to take some healing, but
it certainly won't be a first for the Earth
to have survived a mass extinction,
though never one of such intelligent design...

the eons will season
themselves again
and life will re-diversify
with no remembrance of those
naked, tailless, erectile monkeys
run amok for that horrible fortnight
so many ice ages ago

the grasses will
give it no glossing
and the worms won't
wonder who won

and in the understory
become the prologue
of stories yet to unfold,
a prideless proliferation
of unapologetic anthropods
will go on about their business
as they've been doing for
four hundred million years

Unclenched: a passive fist's manifesto 
By Joseph Nicks
Unclenched: a passive fist's
The hominid hand. Its prehensile qualities (due largely to that remarkable opposable thumb) are legendary. It is perhaps the only anatomically advantageous structure this animal possesses. That oft-touted capacious cerebrum seems as often as not to allow itself to swell with a meaningless steam that marginalizes whatever intellectual potential it had in the first place. And with that pushed-in rostrum tucked up under the cranium and bent into an L-shaped labiolingual-laryngeal mess that imparts to this animal the power of speech, well that ability seems rarely to be put to good use.

No, it is the manus hominis that has allowed this species to be so constructive. Of course, as with those other two aforementioned structures, it can be just as adept at wielding weapons as it can tools. And when it is clenched into a fist, it is pretty much useless for anything other than fucking things up.

Though some of them may be infused with a certain degree of anger, none of the poems in this book, for example, could have been written had these fists not managed to come occasionally unclenched. More

**Chronicide
The God Chronos: "Time Clipping Cupid's Wings" (1694) by Pierre Mignard (1610-1695)

Seven (art by Lorna Alkana)
I stepped before the judge, penitent
eyes downcast, shoulders slumped
He passed sentence as I mumble-prayed
in a dead language within the echo chamber
between the ears of years, lips aquiver.
"Have you anything to say for yourself?" he asked,
having so heavily handed down the court's
sentence. "Guilty as charged" was all I could
think to say. If one is going to be honest, this is
probably not the time to start. But my jury of peers
had me dead to rights. What was there to deny with
all the evidence stacked before me? I'll take the plea
had it been on offer, I could see in hindsight.
The Butterfly Papillon realized the same thing.
Of all crimes, this the inexcusable
Of all sentences, this the unretractable
"What did you call it?" I asked the judge in one last stand.
"Chronicide," he gurgled in disgust, "killing time."*

What's next?

  • OPEN MIC NIGHT (free) at the Altadena Library, Monday, July 7, 6:00-7:30 pm Altadena — Altadena Library District
  • *Killing a Homo (as in a Homo sapiens or "Man thinking") is homicide so, naturally, killing time is Chronicide (a Nickism by Joseph Nicks).
  • Ron Koertge, Mandy Kahn, Joseph Nicks, Steve McQueen (Papillion, 1973); all uncredited poetry by Dhr. Seven, Ananda (Dharma Buddhist Meditation) (ed.), Wisdom Quarterly

Thursday, February 20, 2025

NEW Tate McRae, Lola Young "Messy"


We prefer our artists and music a wee bit "messy."


LYRICS: "Messy"
You know I'm impatient
So why would you leave me
waiting outside the station?
When it was like minus 4 degrees 

And I get what you're saying
I just really don't want to hear it right now
Can you shut up for like once in your life?
Listen to me

I took your nice words of advice about
How you think I'm gonna die
Lucky if I turn 33
Okay, so yeah, I smoke like a chimney

I'm not skinny, and I pull a Britney
Every other week
But cut me some slack
Who do you want me to be?


'Cause I'm too messy
And then I'm too f*cking clean
You told me, "Get a job"
And you ask where the hell I've been

And I'm too perfect
'Til I open my big mouth
I want to be me
Is that not allowed?

And I'm too clever
And then I'm too f*cking dumb
You hate it when I cry
Unless it's that time of the month

And I'm too perfect
'Til I show you that I'm not
A thousand people I could be for you
And you hate the f*cking lot

You hate the f*cking lot
You hate the f*cking lot


It's taking you ages
You still don't get the hint
I'm not asking for pages
But one text or two would be nice

And please don't pull those faces
When I've been out working
my arse off all day
It's just one bottle of wine or two

But hey, you can't even talk
You smoke weed just to help you sleep
Then why you're out getting stoned at 4 o'clock
And then you come home to me

And don't say hello
'Cause I got high again
And forgot to fold my
clothes

'Cause I'm too messy
And then I'm too f*cking clean
You told me, "Get a job"
And you ask where the hell I've been

And I'm too perfect
'Til I open my big mouth
I want to be me
Is that not allowed?

And I'm too clever
And then I'm too f*cking dumb
You hate it when I cry
Unless it's that time of the month

My "Rubber Band" is about addiction
And I'm too perfect
'Til I show you that I'm not
A thousand people I could be for you
And you hate the f*cking lot

You hate the f*cking lot
You hate the f*cking lot

#LolaYoung #Messy

Illuminati darling and would-be pornstar Tate McRae goes for it: "Sports Car"

What is this cr...? I mean, it's great, Tate!!!
It can't just be our ears. This song and aesthetic are so very reminiscent of what? Remember a hit ("Unholy") for transgender Kim Petras and her chubby co-singer, what's his name, Jam Jiff? It's also so very Charli XCX. What a rip, Tate. (Tate's previous hit, "Greedy," is great but too sexy a striptease video for us to have posted; of course, in light of what Olivia, SZA, Megan, Taylor, Chapel, Katy, Bey, and others have to do to get noticed, it's brutal out there). See McRae on tour (tatemcrae.com), where she's "Miss Progressive," an insult to political liberals who are more forward thinking than all the regressive forces arrayed against us. Her new smash hit follow-up album release drops at midnight and can be heard for a first listen on KISS (102.7 KIIS-FM Los Angeles | iHeart).

Saturday, November 2, 2024

Trump’s Project 2025? (School House Rock)



Trump’s Project 2025: School House Rock
Truth-challenged Trump lies about Project 2025
(The Tony Michaels Podcast) "The Project 2025 Song" was written, animated, and performed by Jason Kravits. Produced and mixed by Sean Dixon with Jason Kravits on guitar, Sean Dixon on drums and bass, Christopher Walz on banjo, and Brian O’Neill on second banjo.


No more kings (after this final settler colonial project we can call USA


Kravits: Eternal gratitude to these intrepid researchers who shared the burden of reading the entire Project 2025 doc so I wouldn't have to: Doug Bost, Hershel Graubard, Whitney Byrn, Dave T. Koenig, Lynn Filusch, Bill Forth, Tracy Sallows, Stephen Lay, Jennifer Mendenhall, Spencer Aste, Julie Pearl, Mary Tucker, Kristina Erikson, Jill Siroty, Jane Beard, Melinda Buckley, Joel H. Jones, Betsy Zajko, Elizabeth McFadden, Joe Musemici, Geneva Carr, Linda Rose Payne, Brendan Murray, and other fine friends who wish to remain anonymous. Special thanks as well to: Elizabeth Dement, Mary Tucker, Dan O’Shannon, Mort Milder, Joel Jones, Doug and Carolyn Bost, Amy Engelhart and Jeff Ward. And to all the folks who created the music and visuals for the original Schoolhouse Rock videos on ABC.

Thursday, March 21, 2024

Ever get so angry, Metallica makes sense?



Metallica "Master of Puppets" (banjo cover)
(Rob Scallon) Master of banjos, I'm plucking your strings!!! Subscribe for May-tallica iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/mas... Metallica's "Master of Puppets" but on banjo, with a solo on keytar, y'know, Internet. Keytar performed by Wheezywaiter: wheezywaiter Here's every take of his keytar solo: • Every Keytar Take. Mixed by Pete Cottrell: peteplaysmusic
Metallica "Master of Puppets" (piano cover)
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No, not Metallica, we prefer Slipknot

Rob Scalion ft. Leo Moracchioli Slipknot "Psychosocial" and "Duality"
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Pantera "Cemetery Gates" (banjo cover). It's a Southern thang

Pantera "Cemetery Gates" Gone Polka by Steve 'N' Seagulls | Metal Injection
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Monday, March 4, 2024

Social media stars willing to DIE for views

Crime Dynasty, Feb. 23, 2024; Pfc. Sandoval, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

YouTubers who died while filming videos
(Crime Dynasty) This video does not glorify violence. Violent words are bleeped or excluded. No harmful actions are explained nor covered in detail. All sensitive events are explained in an informational context for the documentary without being exploitative or dismissive. The history of drug trafficking is explained in an educational context. Such documentaries are made strictly for educational and informational purposes and do not in any way endorse this channels' views. Each video is thoroughly researched with new editing and narration.

#history #truestory #educationalpurposesonly #youtuber

ABOUT: Welcome to Crime Dynasty, which informs and educates about the most infamous cartel lords, most notorious prisoners, most infamous serial k*llers, and everything in between. Fans of TV shows like Narcos and true story documentaries, be sure to subscribe to the channel.

Friday, March 1, 2024

Casting Call: Audition for "Lines" (comedy)


So you want to audition for Lines? Are you an actor or are you interested in acting? Hollywood Fringe meta-comedy LINES is casting. Stipend provided. Audition tapes are due by Friday, March 22, 2024, at 11:59 pm (PST). 

Super awesome, kind, cool, and organized team. The simplistic and flimsy flyer has a QR code for details. This where it leads: site.

We are now casting for Lines, a meta-comedy premiering at the Hollywood Fringe this summer in June of 2024. Below is a dedicated page with all of the information: character bios, key dates, rehearsal commitment details, and next steps. Check out the Instagram to meet the dm and chat.🌟

📝 SUMMARY
Lines opens on a blank stage with nothing but an empty hospital bed. One by one, members of the Jennings family enter the hospice room to say goodbye to Gladys, their dying matriarch.

This repeats the next day, and the next…and family tensions are revealed as they deliver monologues of regret, resentment, and gratitude to the sound of a heart rate monitor.

Without any warning, the Playwright stands and calls the whole thing off, declaring their work "a piece of sh*t." From the back row, an Audience Member convinces them to finish.

The Playwright, with nudges and advice from the Audience Member, begins to write new scenes in real time, experimenting with different themes, introducing and then retracting new plot points, changing character’s traits, and struggling to generate something that feels authentic and true to the story — especially for the character Gerry.

Gerry remains inconsistent, mysterious, or absent until the climax of the play when it is revealed that Gerry is in fact the self-insert of the Playwright [they/them], who is reckoning with their complicated relationship with their own recently deceased mother.

Only by acknowledging their grief does the Playwright finally figure out how to write Gerry’s goodbye to their mother — and they enter the play to deliver the final monologue in a moment of long-awaited catharsis and vulnerability. More

Tuesday, January 2, 2024

Mickey Mouse copyright expires (poor Disney)

The Simpsons; Kat Tenbarge, NBC News; Pfc. Sandoval, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly


Mickey Mouse copyright expiration inspires horror movies, video games, and memes
Don't touch my patent or I'll sue.
The cartoon rat "Mickey Mouse" will finally appear in new, non-Disney creative works after 95 years of copyright protection of the character expired on Jan. 1, 2024.

With this, early versions of Mickey Mouse are now part of the public domain and non-Disney creators can use them in their own for-profit works (like that time The Simpsons made a Steamboat Willie knockoff segment).
Just in the last two days, independent video game creators and film directors have announced two horror movies and a video game featuring the character, while memes are spreading online showing Mickey in absurd and inappropriate scenes, including nautical accidents and terrorist attacks.


Mickey Hitler fights for Israel, and Donald Hamas gets slaughtered and eaten? The quick capitalization on Mickey’s updated copyright status is the most recent example of how iconic pieces of intellectual property can be quickly remixed and recycled in the digital age for art and profit. Let's hope that rappers don't start drawing comic strips or else it may invent a whole new genre of cartooning that takes over the world.

1928’s “Steamboat Willie” and “Plane Crazy” were the first two Walt Disney Animation releases to feature Mickey and Minnie Mouse, and the former was the first moving picture synced to sound.

The characters were first protected under U.S. copyright law for 50 years, then Disney campaigned for and received extensions to further capitalize on the invention against the interests of everyone else.

As Disney’s grip on the intellectual property rights surrounding the earliest versions of Mickey Mouse have come to an end, creators have poked fun at the numerous possibilities that could come from the change. More

Sunday, November 19, 2023

Doo Dah Parade 2023 video (11/19)

KTLA 5 News on Rose Parade Queen and Court; Editors, Wisdom Quarterly
Doo Dah Parade 2023 is back by popular demand, Sunday, Nov. 19, Pasadena, L.A.

It's peace, love, and happiness
WHAT HAPPENED?
It was the biggest parade ever with countless Monsanto [now Bayer Corporation] corn tortillas being thrown in appreciation of the freak flag, guys in drag, and all the wit, irony, and anti-Israel sentiment one would want in an anti-mainstream flotilla of nonsense. If only Republicans could have seen it. It was not even Democrat-friendly. This is an event for Greens, Peoples Party petitioners, Independents (not LaRouchian Libertarian types), and those willing to speak truth to power. Not that most people are paying attention. If there's one this this event is not is a Grand Tournament of Roses "Rose Parade," though it took place on the exact same spot, a stone's throw from the world-famous Rose Bowl. The after party was at the Old Towne Pub with a band headed up by one of the Hair: The Musical actors and strange vehicles, the rainbow clad, Asian gawkers, and just about the clearest skies after the rains one could ever wish for in Los Angeles.


(What's Up Pasadena!) Doo Dah Parade Pasadena Media, Dec. 22, 2017: The occasional Pasadena Doo Dah Parade celebrates 40 years of irreverent frolicking on the streets of Pasadena, California, in East Pasadena along Colorado Boulevard, the original Route 66. Website: pasadenamedia.tv/what-s-up...
Neo-Nazi marchers descended on Madison, Wisconsin [nowhere near Pasadena or Columbus], for a twisted weekend rally, prompting swift condemnation from state and local pols and University of Wisconsin-Madison officials. A group of approximately 20 people [angry white guys] dressed in red and black and masks while waving large [swastika] flags and making the [old] Nazi salute ["Heil, Hitler"] made their way from State Street near the UW-Madison campus to the state capitol Saturday, cops [who were on hand to make sure no one stopped them or stood in their way] said [proving that racist white supremacy is still alive and well in the heart of the USA]. More
Who knew Columbus was cool?

(Doo Dah Parade 2023: Beginning of the Parade Route Eric Homan I Media Works) July 5, 2023: Goodale Park, Columbus, Ohio. A 4th of July Freedom of Speech Celebration. Filmed and edited by Eric Homan.