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| PR: We could get more viewers if we add a love interest: Nazi Barbie loves Trey Kay |
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| Chris Farley, seen here with some post-Maloney baloney on his face, is asking, Are you ready? |
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| 50 Cent's comedy block party: to heck with Puffy |
Here's every 2025 Super Bowl party: 20 events including tailgate parties, Post Malone concert, and more
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Super Bowl weekend is packed with 20 must-hit events, from high-energy tailgates to A-list concerts! Catch Post Malone live, party with Maxim, or dive into Guy Fieri’s FlavorTown feast—New Orleans is the place to be. Get in on the excitement at least in your dreams.
Meanwhile, in Iowa Slipknot get ready to practice
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| Drugs are good, I mean bad, Kids. Stay off 'em. |
"Are you ready for some football?" asks Chris Farley. And we answer, "H no," but it doesn't matter. The bandwagon is too loud and too full of partygoers, cheerleaders, and math nerds learning to gamble on statistical probabilities as if sports were not rigged to profit the few while depleting the many.
They say "religion is the opiate of the masses," but it really seems organized sports serve that function in the modern U.S. Preparation for war, obedience training for doggs (and not those cute ones from the Puppy Bowl), observer activities over doing anything, learning to cheerlead, gamble, and drink, not to mention a diet to die for. At least no one's paying attention to Trump, who is so not able to stand the loss of attention that he will be at the big game sucking spotlight from Mahomes.
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