Trump: Israel owns US, so we get Gaza

Trump gives doozy of a press conference about Gaza and Ariana Grande sings a song she’s never seen

Kinky Slinky: MIGA, make Israel great again

(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Feb. 5, 2025: Trump held a press conference with Chicagoan dictator Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahoo where he surprised everyone by unveiling his plan for owning Gaza, many world leaders have forcefully rejected his idea for more American imperialism abroad in our proxy "states," Trump signed what he is calling the “No Men in Women’s Sports” executive order, a man in Indiana decided to demonstrate how nonsensical our gun laws are, and Oscar nominee Ariana Grande (Wicked), who is apparently suffering from a severe case of progeria, stops by for a round of “Wing It and Sing It” where she sings a song we wrote that she has never seen before! #Kimmel

Trump pretends to be Christian at Nat'l Prayer BF; G w/Super Bowl players

Jon Stewart on U.S. trade war and Desi Lydic on Trump's Gaza plan and Elon's gov't purge

(The Daily Show) Feb. 8, 2025: Jon Stewart dives into the setbacks for trans people, Canada tariffs, and Trump's push for a meritocracy during his first weeks back in office. Desi Lydic handles Elon Musk's government purge, the president's plan to take over a foreign country named Gaza which Netanyahoo wants to rename "Israel" by internationally illegal violence and conquest, and the latest round of executive orders, including a ban on trans (men in women's sports) athletes. #DailyShow #JonStewart #Trump

• Super Bowl parties are out. ‘Taylor Bowl’ parties are in.

Even Trump himself is sick of all this, so like most other Americans, whether they're being rounded up or staying put, he's headed to the Super Bowl for a Taylor Watch Party to wink at pro-MAGA Travis Kelce with a knowing glance and some dog whistle statements from his presidential booth, like Hitler at the Olympics that time Black American Jesse Owens showed up NAZIs and the "Aryan" race by trouncing them for all the world to see, leading to a "fear of a Black planet" a gangster rap band in Los Angeles was decades later able to capitalize on. If Mahomes doesn't pull this one off, there may be trouble by executive order in the future as Trump seeks to avenge the Eagles' humiliation.

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