Sunday, February 11, 2024

PR: Nazi Barbie bounces Kanye, kisses Trey

Football is War Preparation, Wisdom Quarterly; MSN.com aggregates mainstream media swill
KARMA: He "brought home the hardware," like he promised. Now it's time for the soft wear.
Hey, you bald F***! - Well, you're right, Travis. I've only been a coach most of my life...
Kansas Chiefs players hit Las Vegas Strip with trophy Taylor Swift to whore around after game
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Sex and violence, that's what football fans want.
Are we at Peak Taylor yet? The next time we have to hear about what undies she forgot to wear to the Big Game or what she drank as the whole team when huuoring around that night to celebrate their big win or the size of the ring she's getting Trey K to not dump her like all the others, we'll be eating lead. How many stories can the mainstream media squeeze out of this phenom.
Oh, Lordy, Queen B's here!
BREAKING
: Kanye West (Ye, Yeesus, Mr. Kardashian) bought seats near Swift's booth to try to steal some her reflected limelight, but she wasn't having it. After he humiliated her at the Grammys that year (an incident that echoed when Jay-Z and a hot younger woman, his daughter, did it again, pointing out that Swift has four Best Album Grammys and Beyonce is still waiting on her first; no, there's no implicit bias going on in the voting), she wasn't taking any chances. She's so powerful in the NFL, such a money cow and golden goof, that she can dictate who attends and who doesn't. Beyonce was present, dressed like a blond Barbie doll, stealing Nicki "Roman" Minaj's style.
Will you come to the game with me? - You're f'ing kidding, right? You're a has-been. - C'mon.
I'm hot; everything goes my way
Those conspiracies are starting to sound pretty reasonable. Genocide Joe's body-double seems to think it's funny that people are speculating that the spying agencies are using her and his ("Traylor") fame to help him win reelection for the first time. Jeff Rense (rense.com) seems to see a little something something in the way the fairytale is unfolding for "Nazi Barbie," what feminist Camille Paglia famously dubbed Princess Die Swift.

It's so perfect that this is all happening around Valentine's Day. Now, we're all holding our collective breath and waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Cupidity is insanity: Eros has his eye on Tay
Love hurts! Ask Nazareth. And if Swift doesn't get a Number 1 hit out of this, it will all have been for nothing. The tabloids are saying jerk Travis Kelce is just using her for her money. Could it be? He needs PR more than green and a little rehabilitation after abusing the elderly coach on the field. It's the "Rise of the Jerk," which is maybe what's appealing about this Germanic behemoth for the Red one. Get a room and have a kid already. Get off our feed. Make way for some brunettes, like Olivia and where's the far more entertaining Cardi B in all this?
Super Bowl draws record 123.4 million viewers, helped by Tay-Tay and Trey K kiss
Wow, Tay, you're dreamy! Nazi Barbie chugs drink like commoner at 2024 Super Bowl
Watch moment Taylor Swift celebrated QB Mahomes’s Super Bowl win (msn.com)

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