OMG! It's really happening! Nazi Princess TayTay Swift-Swift is marrying handsome, rugged, and rich Trav Kelce! America will never be the same! Take that, England, with your dumb royal weddings and bill balls. All patriotic Americans will yawn and be kept up late by illegal fireworks for the nuptials or some holiday tomorrow. Who can say?
All this banging scaring the pets, and Attention Whur's Tay and Trav (or as we've dubbed them "Tray and Lor" or "Trailer," trash Madison Square Garden and) suck all the oxygen out of the nation with their big, fat, Greek god wedding.
I win! I'm best! Everyone's jealous!
Not since Led Zeppelin trashed MSG to film their The Song Remains the Same live album has the venue seen so much recorded action.
Good luck and best wishes to the couple! Take some time off, Taylor! You should relax, not make music for a long time, spend your billions. Thanks for the $26 mil in write-off donations! The commoners will eat tonight and survive another day on this green earth. Thank you! Whatever your motive, it's good to give! Even a bad motive is somewhat counter-weighed by a good gift. Giving makes everyone richer, now the recipient, in time the giver.
Soccer (futbol, real "association football") is the stupidest most exciting of human sports since at least the time of the mighty Aztecs (Mexica tribe) of what is now Mexico, when they played soccer with a hard rubber ball, combining it with an elevated hoop for a kind of early basketball called Mesoamerican ballgame, allegedly sometimes playing to the death. How did Buddhists, particularly the peace-loving Bhutanese Himalayan variety, get caught up and consumed in this somewhat violent (war-preparatory) sport? Khyentse Norbu tries to explain in his award-winning 1999 film The Cup.
Buddhism arrived in California and Mexico before Spain brought Catholicism and England brought Christianity: An Inglorious Columbus(Edward P. Vining, 1885)
(KTLA 5) June 11, 2026: World Cup fever took over Liberty Park Thursday night in Los Angeles' Koreatown, where soccer fans came out in force to watch a match between South Korea and Czechia. KTLA’s Chris Wolfe reports.
(WISN 12 News) Female former school aide, 34, gets 50.5 years for child sex crimes with four young boys. Meanwhile, rich white men, many of them Jews and Zionists, get not so much as an investigation from the FBI, CIA, the Trump administration, AG Pam Bondi, the Biden administration, or anyone else. Double standard?
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(Saturday Night Live) This ain't no soccer, it's all-American gridiron! Sportscaster Al Michaels (Darrell Hammond) is unsettled by the commentary coming from his new co-hosts, including:
Dan Fouts (Will Ferrell),
Dennis Miller (Jimmy Fallon), and
Eric Dickerson (Tracy Morgan)
on the NFL's Monday Night Football (#SNL, Season 26, 2000).
The animal skin ball seems to come from the Anglo invasion of formerly Buddhist Afghanistan, a tough country with a sport like polo using a dead leather animal corpse.
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WAR FOOTBALL explained
American football is more about war preparation than sport or spectacle
(National WWI Museum and Memorial) Streamed live on March 30, 2023: Trading their cleats for boots and game balls for bayonets, many athletes -- amateur, collegiate, and professional -- became players in an entirely new game during the first World War.
To raise the morale of killer servicemen, along with millions of dollars in funding for the U.S. military's war effort, each branch of the U.S. military created competitive football teams.
The camaraderie fostered between military players, along with spectator interest in these types of all-star teams, lingered long after the Armistice, leading to the founding of the National Football League in 1920.
Anticipating April’s NFL Draft [simulating an old timey slave market] on the grounds of the National WWI Museum and Memorial, author Chris Serb delivers a timely lecture on the history of America’s favorite pastime, from the [war] front to the [sports] field.
For more info about the National WWI Museum and Memorial, visit: theworldwar.org
For that is what the “modern” [WAR] game really was, a rebirth — a return to the artful, open-field ways of running, kicking, and [homo-erotic] ball handling which had characterized American football...when it was evolving out of British soccer and Rugby.
And it is a curious but historical fact that the man most responsible for football’s “red-meat” era...was a most refined and gentlemanly sportsman who admired and exemplified speed and skill far more than brawn and violence: Walter Camp, Yale 1880 (American Heritage).
Chris Farley, seen here with some post-Maloney baloney on his face, is asking, Are you ready?
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50 Cent's comedy block party: to heck with Puffy
Here's every 2025 Super Bowl party: 20 events including tailgate parties, Post Malone concert, and more
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Super Bowl weekend is packed with 20 must-hit events, from high-energy tailgates to A-list concerts! Catch Post Malone live, party with Maxim, or dive into Guy Fieri’s FlavorTown feast—New Orleans is the place to be. Get in on the excitement at least in your dreams.
Meanwhile, in Iowa Slipknot get ready to practice
Drugs are good, I mean bad, Kids. Stay off 'em.
You'll be sitting fat on the couch, sprouting, getting ready to be deep fried as the country uses the Big Game as an excuse to party. The Gladiators are ready. The Coliseum has been cleaned up, and the Christians are ready for a sporting chance against the Lions. (Edgar Cayce would never approve of this).
"Are you ready for some football?" asks Chris Farley. And we answer, "H no," but it doesn't matter. The bandwagon is too loud and too full of partygoers, cheerleaders, and math nerds learning to gamble on statistical probabilities as if sports were not rigged to profit the few while depleting the many.
They say "religion is the opiate of the masses," but it really seems organized sports serve that function in the modern U.S. Preparation for war, obedience training for doggs (and not those cute ones from the Puppy Bowl), observer activities over doing anything, learning to cheerlead, gamble, and drink, not to mention a diet to die for. At least no one's paying attention to Trump, who is so not able to stand the loss of attention that he will be at the big game sucking spotlight from Mahomes.
Taylor Swift has psychotic meltdown as boyfriend Kelce is caught supporting Trump | Travis Kelce Redemption!?
(Benny Johnson) April 23, 2024: Is Travis Kelce (one half of TrayLor) a MAGAot and secret Trump supporter? Taylor "Nazi Barbie" Swift isn't going to be happy.
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You're not nice, Donald, you're not nice! I'll vote for Uncle Gene. Joe, even if he is a molester.
No, you stupid bird brain, don't endorse Biden. Endorse me. I'll make you secretary of state. - I don't want to be a secretary. - No, dummy, it's a cabinet position. - I don't want to be furniture.
Trump lashes out at Taylor Swift, Chiefs win the Super Bowl, Joe Biden trolls conspiracy theorists
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Jimmy and Guillermo spent the weekend in Vegas for the Super Bowl, where the Chiefs took home the Lombardi Trophy, there were many notable Super Bowl commercials including several for religion (both Christianity and the opposite, Scientology), Trump went after Taylor Swift on Truth Social, Joe Biden took to Instagram to post a rant about “shrinkflation,” a new Super Bowl edition of Drunk Donald Trump, and the world premiere of the official promo for the 96th Oscars on March 10th at 7:00 Eastern |4:00 pm on ABC.
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Kansas Chiefs players hit Las Vegas Strip with trophy Taylor Swift to whore around after game
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Sex and violence, that's what football fans want.
Are we at Peak Taylor yet? The next time we have to hear about what undies she forgot to wear to the Big Game or what she drank as the whole team when huuoring around that night to celebrate their big win or the size of the ring she's getting Trey K to not dump her like all the others, we'll be eating lead. How many stories can the mainstream media squeeze out of this phenom.
BREAKING: Kanye West (Ye, Yeesus, Mr. Kardashian) bought seats near Swift's booth to try to steal some her reflected limelight, but she wasn't having it. After he humiliated her at the Grammys that year (an incident that echoed when Jay-Z and a hot younger woman, his daughter, did it again, pointing out that Swift has four Best Album Grammys and Beyonce is still waiting on her first; no, there's no implicit bias going on in the voting), she wasn't taking any chances. She's so powerful in the NFL, such a money cow and golden goof, that she can dictate who attends and who doesn't. Beyonce was present, dressed like a blond Barbie doll, stealing Nicki "Roman" Minaj's style.
Those conspiracies are starting to sound pretty reasonable. Genocide Joe's body-double seems to think it's funny that people are speculating that the spying agencies are using her and his ("Traylor") fame to help him win reelection for the first time. Jeff Rense (rense.com) seems to see a little something something in the way the fairytale is unfolding for "Nazi Barbie," what feminist Camille Paglia famously dubbed Princess Die Swift.
It's so perfect that this is all happening around Valentine's Day. Now, we're all holding our collective breath and waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Cupidity is insanity: Eros has his eye on Tay
Love hurts! Ask Nazareth. And if Swift doesn't get a Number 1 hit out of this, it will all have been for nothing. The tabloids are saying jerk Travis Kelce is just using her for her money. Could it be? He needs PR more than green and a little rehabilitation after abusing the elderly coach on the field. It's the "Rise of the Jerk," which is maybe what's appealing about this Germanic behemoth for the Red one. Get a room and have a kid already. Get off our feed. Make way for some brunettes, like Olivia and where's the far more entertaining Cardi B in all this?
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