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Monday, November 24, 2025

Alex Jones: This F'n guy, entertaining nut


Alex Jones: Everything we didn't know about his sh*tty past
(Hysteria) Nov. 23, 2025: In our 29th episode of This F*cking Guy, Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco dive deep into the past of moronic conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.

From the conspiracy theory Bible (a novel) that inspired Infowars, to spreading 9/11 false flag propaganda that grew his following, to having vein-popping tantrums that would terrify most cardiologists, to owing the Sandy Hook families $1.4 billion U.S. dollars, this may be our most hysterical man-baby-guy yet.

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CHAPTERS
  • 0:00 - Intro
  • 2:04 - Early life
  • 4:40 - Conspiracy theory beginnings
  • 9:38 - Starting Infowars, spreading conspiracies
  • 26:58 - Ad break
  • 28:49 - Family and relationships
  • 31:52 - Relationship with Trump, COVID, Stop the Steal, Jeffrey Epstein
  • 39:31 - Sandy Hook conspiracy and defamation case
  • 51:39 - Outro/matrix ratings
ABOUT: Political commentator and comedy writer Erin Ryan and former White House Deputy Chief of Staff Alyssa Mastromonaco are joined by a bicoastal squad of funny, opinionated women to talk through everything from reproductive rights to romcoms. They break down the political news of the week, plus the topics, trends, and cultural stories that affect women’s lives.

New episodes drop every Thursday. Get in touch: hysteria@crooked.com. Photos courtesy of AP Photo Archive Crooked Media believes that we need a better conversation about politics, culture, and the world around us—one that doesn’t just focus on what’s broken, but what we can do to fix it. We are a media network that showcases stories, voices, and opportunities for activism that inform, entertain, and inspire action because it’s up to all of us to do our part to build a better world. That’s it. End of mission. Learn more about us at crooked.com.

Friday, August 29, 2025

Gathering of the Juggalos: Ohio 2025

  • (Auntie Boy) Gathering of the Juggalos 2025, best festival?
We got ourselves a Family: Insane Clown Posse
The Gathering of the Juggalos (also known as "The Gathering" or GOTJ) [1] is a decadent annual music festival put on by Psychopathic Records, featuring performances by the entire label roster as well as numerous well-known musical groups and underground artists.

It was founded by Jumpsteady, Insane Clown Posse (the two-man white rap group Joseph Bruce and Joseph Utsler), and their label in the Year 2000.
A Black man's fest experience
(Duke DennisDuke Dennis does the disastrous stretch of Ohio fields

Insane Clown Posse Festival
Described by Joseph Bruce as "Juggalo Woodstock" [2] (Juggalo being a nickname for fans of the ICP or Insane Clown Posse), the Gathering of the Juggalos spans five days and includes [lots of drug abuse] concerts, wrestling, games, contests, autograph sessions, karaoke, and seminars with artists.

Over its first eleven events (2000–2010), the festival drew a total attendance upward of 100,000 fans [3]. More

Thursday, May 29, 2025

Trump family TV SITCOM in the works

When you're a star, they just let you grab 'em by the... Check this out. - Not on my watch!
In a future episode of The Grifter, DJ learns to wrestle, challenges Hillary, locks her up in ring.
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PARDONald Trump grifts again

Perhaps an animated series would better suit the Fearless Leader? (Rappler.com)

"Elect a clown, expect a circus" -- as we have been saying for years. (iCanvas.com)
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Mac M, who is DJ?

Grab 'em by the combover? That's assault!
Trump said, "I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.... Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything" [1]. Many commentators and lawyers described such an action as sexual assault [2]. Apologists argued that the remarks were an assertion that sexual consent is easier to obtain for the wealthy and/or famous [3]. If a footballer had been there, might he have sandbagged the scumbag future presidential candidate? More

The Rabbit Hole with Jimmy Kimmel: Is Trump a Time Traveler?

(Jimmy Kimmel Live) May 29, 2025: Jimmy Kimmel goes deep down into the Rabbit Hole again, digging through history to prove that Don Joe Trump is more than he seems. More than a clown, might he be a time traveling clown? #Kimmel

Trump pardons reality TV stars, RFK Jr. dials back COVID vaccines, JD Vance grifts in Vegas
Drain the swamp? Lock her up? Huh? (Etsy)
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) May 28, 2025: Trump granted a full and unconditional pardon to reality stars Todd and Julie Chrisley, he floated the idea of pardoning the men who plotted to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer along with granting clemency to a man convicted of tax evasion, JD Vance headlined a fundraiser in Las Vegas last night, Melania announced that her new audiobook is narrated by A.I., Judge Jeanine Pirro is the new interim U.S. Attorney for Washington D.C., RFK Jr announced that the CDC will no longer recommend the COVID vaccine for pregnant women or healthy children, and DOGE has been closing offices operated by the Occupational Safety and Health Administration. Subscribe

Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies, 5/25/25; The Rabbit Hole with Jimmy Kimmel?, May 29, 2025; Mac Miller; Sheldon S., Ashley Wells, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Wednesday, February 19, 2025

Will Trump cause a civil war? 😁😥


Trump 2.0: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
(LastWeekTonight) Feb. 16, 2025: John Oliver discusses the first four weeks of Donald Trump’s second term as president, the strategy behind some of the choices his administration has made and why it is indeed fuck time. You heard us: It’s f*ck time. #LastWeekTonight


Why Trump REALLY wants to deport 14 million people
(Hindsight) Feb. 14, 2025: The United States has 14 million undocumented migrants living within its borders, and Trump pledged to deport them all. Starting with a million per year, focusing on those with criminal records. But there are not nearly enough people with a criminal record to meet this pledge, so...who's next? TRANSCRIPT AND SOURCES: docs.google.com/document/d/1m... #Trump #MassDeportation. Learn more about this ETF and gain access to the global defense sector by clicking here: usglobaletfs.com/WAR.

(American Dad) Stan and Fran and Roger get left behind during Rapture
(SNL) Weekend Update's Michael Che and Collin Jost summarize the news
(DemocracyNow.org) Feb. 19: World news headlines w/ Amy Goodman

Simpsons 2025 predictions are coming TRUE
(MostAmazings) Feb. 16, 2025: For decades, The Simpsons has shocked the world with eerily accurate predictions. Now its 2025 forecasts are unfolding before our eyes. From futuristic technology to major world events, could the beloved American animated series have once again foreseen what’s coming?

🤯 This video breaks down the wildest Simpsons' predictions for 2025 that are ALREADY coming true. Did show creator Matt Groening and his team tap into the future [or are they being fed predictive programming ideas on a regular basis with Hollywood as the planet's throat chakra?], or is it all just a crazy coincidence?

Let’s dive deeply into the theories, hidden clues, and shocking moments that will leave viewers speechless. 💬 What do YOU think? Just because you're speechless doesn't mean you can't leave a written comment. Are The Simpsons predicting the future, or is this all just a chance occurrence that cartoonish art is imitating real life? Type your thoughts in the comments.

🔔 Subscribe and turn on notifications to catch the next deep dive into the world of conspiracies, mysteries, and pop culture predictions. #TheSimpsons #Predictions2025 #Future #Conspiracy #SimpsonsPredictions

Sunday, July 28, 2024

Joe is DEAD? 💀 Kamala already president?

Biden has been dead? Body-doubles fool us?

Biden's house of cards collapses as his party retires him
Vote for Kamala. It's what Joe would've wanted.
(Charlie Kirk) July 26, 2024: #CharlieKirk. For daily episodes, insights, and analyses like this, see The Charlie Kirk Show. [I may be DEAD, but I have body-doubles who can shoulder the weight of my appearances, Seeing is believing, and nothing more needs to be said. Case closed. Everything's fine. Nothing to see here. Move along. Sure, the CIA has invented these new bodysuit masks. They're so realistic, you can sit in a room with someone and not know they're wearing one. Lots of actors have played me of the years. I'm not the same guy from day to day, and now I'm deceased. Jill knows it, and so does Kamala, so back off, Jack.]




‘Is he on his deathbed or coffin?’: Growing concern for Genocide Joe after he ‘dropped off the map’
Where is B.S. Obama? - At home with Michael.
(Sky News Australia) July 23, 2024: GI Joe has “dropped off the map” after he announced he would no longer be in the 2024 presidential race, says Sky News contributor Kristin Tate. “Is he on his deathbed?” she asked Sky News Australia host Chris Kenny. “Joe Biden is not running this country right now.” Who is? The PTB? One of his many body-doubles? Is he so dead and unable to be revived like before that KamiJo is already president, officially if not in any other way?
  • But he "called" in! Biden's surprise call is labelled FAKE after suspicious detail | Daily Mail Online
  • The new presumptive Democratic nominee Harris said: "Joe, I know you're still on the rec… on the call." Did she mean recording?
  • When he has allegedly been spotted, he hasn't been wearing a COVID mask as protocol would dictate, just like Hillary hugging a child while she's said to be sick and infectious. Body-doubles, body-masks, or utter carelessness and hypocrisy?


Kamala's cringe and failures take centerstage as she becomes likely nominee
(Megyn Kelly) July 22, 2024: Megyn Kelly (using an extreme filter out of mercy for viewers) is joined by Charles C.W. Cooke and Jim Geraghty of National Review to discuss if cackling Kamala Harris has an actual shot at winning the presidency if she's the Democratic nominee, her cringe and awkward moments that attempt to cover up her cringeworthy nervousness, young people online trying to make her awkwardness seem cool, her political failures before and during this administration, and more.

What about voters? Let them eat word salad!
Should 'word salad' VP run for president? | GI Joe and Kamala analysis


(Dr. Todd Grande) July 22, 2024: This video answers the question, Can I analyze Joe Biden dropping out of the presidential race and endorsing Kamala Harris? Support Dr. Grande on Patreon: drgrande. Dr. Grande’s books are Harm Reduction and Psychology of Notorious Serial Killers. Check out Dr. G’s merch at: teespring.com/stores

Piers Morgan
The dam has finally burst, and Pres. Joe has at last announced that he will not seek the Democratic nomination for the 2024 election. Whether it was his decision or the Democratic Party’s is irrelevant. All that matters now is who will replace him.

Will there be a real choice, or will the Democratic machine inexorably spit out VP Kamala as the only option? The question is especially vital given that Trump is currently riding high, seeming to have unified the Republican Party around him.

Piers Morgan brings together journalist Emily Austin, Vincent Oshana from the Patrick Bet-David Podcast, host and co-founder of The Young Turks Cenk Uygur, host of Farron Balanced and co-host of Ring of Fire Farron Cousins, founder of Blackwater and ex-Navy SEAL Erik Prince and independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for their takes on whether Biden’s departure was a smart move to begin with and who should or could pick up the gauntlet?
  • 00:00 - Introduction
  • 06:09 - Emily Austin on Biden’s “cognitive decline” and ‘gaslighting voters”
  • 07:26 - Cenk Uygur “not happy at all” over Kamala Harris
  • 10:41 - Vinny Oshana on conspiracy theories surrounding Trump’s shooting
  • 13:26 - “Kamala slept her way to the top
  • 16:16 -  Farron Cousins on the failures of the Secret Service
  • 21:21 - “It doesn’t matter who replaces Biden, Trump will dominate”
  • 24:37 - Cenk Uygur: “Trump is the weakest candidate possible”
  • 32:45 - Eric Prince on the failures of the Secret Service
  • 43:37 - Kamala Harris “acting presidential” at the White House
  • 52:15- Donald Trump the “Mick Jagger of politics”
  • 57:44 - RFK Jr. joins to discuss Biden’s resignation and Kamala Harris
  • 01:08:07- RFK Jr. on finally receiving Secret Service protection
  • 01:16:05 - RFK Jr. on who would win between Kamala and Trump
  • Valuetainment told by Charlie Kirk that Biden has been dead, just as suspected; Pfc. Sandoval, Seth Auberon, Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly, July 22, 2024 UPDATEDCharlie Kirk

Friday, July 26, 2024

The circus we never knew: US sex, violence

Sailors have always had tattoos, so how could O'Connell be the first in America? Ask Barnum
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The Circus You Never Knew: The naughty 19th-century circus
Put me in the center of the three rings, PT!
“In the 1850s, the circus overlapped with theater, minstrelsy, and lectures in a bubbling stew of adult fare, full of near-nudity and racy jokes, of violence, and public affairs,” writes David Carlyon, author of the book, Dan Rice: The Most Famous Man You’ve Never Heard Of.
  • Carlyon’s lectures on the subject, presented through the Speakers Bureau for the New York Council for the Humanities, expose this unseemly underbelly of the 19th-century circus.
NEW YORK
"Elect a clown, expect a circus." What else did anyone think Trump was going to bring?
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I would fit right in, like my rallies today.
Violence was one of America’s favorite sports,” Carlyon writes, and the circus was one of its favorite venues. Local ruffians waited to stew up trouble in each new town as eyes looked on with suspicion and excitement.

There was gambling outside the tents and plenty of alcohol. It was rare if there was a show without a fight.

“A circus had to be,” says Carlyon, in the words of one circus veteran, “an efficient fighting unit.” Performers were hired for their talent, but also for their ability to brawl.

One extreme incident was the Hippodrome War in 1853, in which a circus outfit was unable to leave Somerset, Ohio, for two days because of ongoing fighting with locals. Many people were seriously injured, and some were killed.

Audiences felt that they could freely participate during performances. As with other forms of entertainment during the time, they proclaimed “the right to hiss,” to yell out, demand a monolog be repeated, enter the ring, or even drown out an entire show with their own noise.

“Audiences considered themselves a partner with performers,” Carlyon says. Crowds could shape the success or failure of each show, and the performers had to learn how to effectively manage them.

This is dramatically different from the circus we are familiar with today and the one Carlyon experienced firsthand, performing as a clown for the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus.

The 19th-century version was a show catering to adults and immensely popular. It was an American institution, says Carlyon: “Everyone saw the circus.”

It was also a show teeming with sex. Acrobats and other performers wore tight, skin-colored clothing called fleshings. You could go to the circus and see near-nude men and women and claim you were merely admiring the human form.


Aside from off-color jokes and scantily clothed bodies, there were stories and songs about people who had run off with circus performers, which newspapers freely commented on. And though there are no records proving it, suggestions of prostitution at the circus “must have some basis in fact,” says Carlyon. “For all its cotton-candy image,” he adds, “the circus has always peddled sexual allure.”

The freak Dan Rice
Dan Rice in Uncle-Sam-like costume, 1859
Everyone who saw the circus (and that was almost everyone) saw Dan Rice, one of the most famous men in America in the mid-19th century — “a talking clown, quipping spontaneously, booming out Shakespeare, singing about bloomers, feuding with Horace Greeley — and running for president.”
  • PHOTO: Maria Ward Brown, Life of Dan Rice, Long Branch, N.J., 1901, pg. 54

He traveled the country
commenting on politics, popular issues, and the big names of the times. Rice was a man surrounded by fictions, like the one claiming he was the model for Uncle Sam. He wasn’t, but wearing a goatee and top hat, Rice struck a strong resemblance. That Zachary Taylor had named him “Colonel” Rice and that he and Abraham Lincoln were good friends were legends Rice created himself.

His circus was the first one called “the greatest show on earth.” He was the “Great American Humorist” before Mark Twain, whose circus scene in Adventures of Huckleberry Finn was most likely inspired by Rice’s visit to Hannibal, Missouri.

Rice even made earnest runs for political office, including one for the presidency in 1867. Carlyon credits Rice’s popularity with his ability to connect and interact with his audience, “to boom out words and ideas and jokes and songs, while thousands of human imaginations bounced them back.”

Toward the end of the century, the circus was disparaged as a crude, low form of entertainment.

I'm tired. I just want to cheat at golf now.
It began to soften its image and cater to children. So too, did Rice’s image soften as he became known as Old Uncle Dan. His shows lost their rough edge in the collective memory, his feuds and fights disregarded as mere run-ins.

In Carlyon’s lecture, “19th-Century Circus: Sex, Violence, and Politics,” he strips the circus of the “rosy glow” it has acquired in more recent years and shows audiences what it really was — “a combination of rodeo, burlesque, and Jon Stewart.”

Not on my watch. I'll prosecute that felon.
Imitating the crowd-performer relationship in antebellum America, Carlyon says that during his talks, “I’m not simply a talking head spouting facts, but rather I’m engaged in conversation with my fellow New Yorkers.”

Wednesday, July 3, 2024

Biden's orange makeup, the truth about Jill

I think it looks good because I was looking all pasty and dead, and now I'm more Latinx.
Pasty by nature, sickly by lifestyle and SAD diet

Greg Kelly: Jill Biden is a very unusual woman
(Newsmax) July 1, 2024: Greg Kelly comments on Dr. Jill Biden's motives, her role within the Biden administration, and more on [radically right wing] NEWSMAX's "Greg Kelly Reports."


[Pasty corpse and] ‘palpably senile’: Joe Biden gets a Trumpian orange spray tan

(Sky News Australia) July 2, 2024: Sky News host Rita Panahi reacts to Joe Biden’s new spray tan as the President lashed out at the Supreme Court decision granting Donald Trump immunity for official acts. The landmark decision by the Supreme Court diluted the four charges laid against Mr. Trump regarding his alleged attempts to overturn the result of the 2020 US election. Ms. Panahi discussed this issue with Newsweek senior editor-at-large Josh Hammer.
  • Due Dissidence; Sky News Australia; Newsmax; Pfc. Sandoval, Ashley Wells, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Wednesday, April 5, 2023

Trump-Karen affair. 'Defund police,' Trump says

CNN, 3/22/18; Ashley Wells, Pfc. Sandoval, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Former Playboy model Karen tells her story about Donald Trump
The con man can get away with anything
(CNN) Former Playboy model Karen McDougal explains her decision to tell her story of her illicit sexual relationship with Donald Trump but said she doesn’t want to damage him with her allegations. He cheats on his wives?

Trump has now been charged by the Manhattan district attorney in a hush-payment case involving adult film actress Stormy Daniels. Some case watchers say that McDougal's allegations could be part of his indictment.

I'm a thug at heart, a real New Yorker,  but the last place I'll ever be is Rikers Island
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CHAPTERS
  • 00:00-06:00 McDougal on how their affair began
  • 06:01-10:51 McDougal alleges Trump tried to pay her for sex [because he prefers wh*ring in Babylon?]
  • 10:52-16:40 On continuing the 10-month affair
  • 16:41-22:47 Meeting Melania and Trump children he was cheating on
  • 22:48-39:01 McDougal on telling her story
  • 39:02-56:50 McDougal on "catch and kill" and AMI
Commentary
They call me a bird brain, but I get away with it
While Trump is a con man and accused criminal, not any kind of leader to unite the country, what does the other wing 
(of the Money Party) in our single-party political system offer? An enfeebled embarrassment and his body double? As hard as it is to believe, Biden is in some ways worse than Trump, he's just not as odious and off-putting. Biden makes war, whereas Trump just signed off on the Covid fiasco with Dr. Fauci. The Swamp is a terrible place, and it was not drained by Trump. Far from it. Lock her up, and lock him up, too. Let's keep the shark out of the water until there's a better option like, say, a third party.