Showing posts with label patriotism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label patriotism. Show all posts

Saturday, July 4, 2026

FAIL: Trump's Great American State Fair

I blame Democrats and Obama. Somebody came in here and made it all cheap, vandals.

Friday, July 3, 2026

Dukkha Girl: 4th of July w/ Lana Del Rey


I'm cutting my own throat chasing romance
LYRICS, DANGEROUS GIRL: He's my drugstore cowboy/ Italian alloy, classical American/ And I'm America's sweetheart/ Chic, delicious, sweet tart/ Sipping on my Diet Coke/ Singin' in the trailer park// He like my jeans tight (Yeah)/ He likes me mean, right? (Right)/ He like my long hair, corset, heels high/ We were born to kill, stripped for success/ I'm his sweet mess/ Do you love me?/ Yes, yes/ Hell yes!// Baby, I'm a four-alarm fire/ And I'm what you desire/ Like a siren in the night (Going Nero, Nero)/ Baby, you's a man on a wire/ Risking all that you got/ For the love of your life/ (You're my hero, hero)// CHORUS: Let me be your dangerous girl (4x)// He's the get-rich-quick type/ Mafioso-hit type/ Girl, I'm gonna marry him/ I'm the bad girl next door/ Baby's always wantin' more/ Buyin' diamond jewelry/ Take me to the Jersey Shore// He like my mink white (White)/ We go out all night (Night)/ We're living off the grid/ Shinin' in the crime light/ We were born to kill, best of the best/ The new Wild West/ Honey, put on that party dress/ Hell yes!// Me and my baby plannin' world domination/ Together, takin' over our fair nation/ 'Cause we're born to kill, keepin' it fresh/ Gold chain, white mesh/ Fame is the name of the game/ Yes, yes (Yes, yes, yes, yes) (Genius Lyrics)

"Music to Watch Boys To"
Am I pretty or am I actually suffering from body dysmorphia after being fat?
(Lana Del Rey) "Music To Watch Boys To" with lesbian mermaid sirens in a pool

LYRICS, MUSIC TO WATCH BOYS TO: CHORUS: (I like you a lot)/ Putting on my music while I'm watching the boys/ (So I do what you want)/ Singing some rhymes just to suffer the noise/ (Where ribbons are knots)/ Play 'em like guitars only one of my toys/ ('Cause I like you a lot)/ No holes barred, I was sent to destroy, yeah// Pink flamingoes always fascinated me/ I know what only the girls know/ Hoes with lies akin to me/ Ah, I see you're going/ So I play my music, watch you leave// CHORUS// Velveteen and living single it never felt that right to me/ I know what only the girls to know/ Lies can buy eternity/ I, I see you leaving/ So I push record and watch you leave// CHORUS// I live to love you/ And I love to love you/ And I live to love you, boy/ I live to love you/ And I love to love you/ And I live to love you, boy// Nothing gold can stay/ Like love or lemonade/ Or sun or summer days/ It's all a game to me anyway// CHORUS// Putting on my music while I'm watching the boys/ Putting on my music while I'm watching the boys (Genius)

We found the new Dukkha Girl! (WQ search)
Wisdom Quarterly's
own Dukkha Girl is back (in a new incarnation after we scoured the country).

Q: DG, what will you be doing for the 250th 4th of July celebration?

Listening to a lot of Lana [Del Rey] because she really gets it.

"It"?

Dukkha, disappointment, never being satisfied or getting fulfillment out of relationships and drugs and experiences, suffering.


So what you're saying is that you're a Dangerous Girl?

Pretty much, because I actually believe it. I believe we can find satisfaction and ultimate fulfillment in romantic love relationships. But you know what? It's never worked! Never.

So you mean the Buddha was right?

Why, what did he say?

He said that all existence bears "Three Marks" or characteristics: All things are impermanent, unsatisfactory (disappointing), and impersonal.

Well, I don't about impersonal, but disappointing for sure. I take it very personally. But come to think of it, they are all impermanent, too, like not even lasting till death do us part.

Why is Lana so blue, so sad, Dukkha Girl?
 
Finding the right boy: "Shades of Blue Cool"
(LanaDelReyVEVO) Daddy issues with music video maker Lana: "Shades of Cool" He unfixable!

She can't find the right relationship, but she keeps searching, and she used to have weight issues, so she's hyper-sensitive about her looks.

But, Dukkha Girl, what about "Summertime Sadness"?

What about it? It's summer; you're sad; it's pretty straight forward.

No, the big Lana Del Rey hit song, don't you want to post that one?

That is so played out! She has hundreds of better songs. No wonder Taylor Swift rips her off so much.

Why does Taylor copy Lana so much?
"Pretty When You Cry"?
(Songs Galaxy) Lana Del Rey "Pretty When You Cry" from Ultraviolence

Dysfunctional solution: Get high by the beach

LYRICS, HIGH BY THE BEACH: High, high/ High, high// Boy, look at you lookin' at me/ I know you know how I feel/ Lovin' you is hard, bein' here's harder/ You take the wheel/ I don't wanna do this anymore/ It's so surreal/ I can't survive/ If this is all that's real// CHORUS: All I wanna do is get high by the beach/ Get high by the beach, get high/ All I wanna do is get by by the beach/ Get by, baby, baby, bye-bye/ The truth is I never bought into your BS/ When you would pay tribute to me 'cause I know that/ All I wanted to do was get high by the beach/ Get high, baby, baby, bye-bye// Boy, look at you lookin' at me/ I know you don't understand/ You could be a bad motherfather/ But that don't make you a man/ Now you're just another one of my problems/ Because you got out of hand/ We won't survive/ We're sinkin' into the sand// CHORUS// Lights, camera, acciรณn/ I'll do it on my own/ Don't need your money, money/ To get me what I want/ Lights, camera, acciรณn/ I'll do it on my own/ Don't need your money, money/ To get me what I want// CHORUS// High/ High/ High/ High// Anyone can start again/ Not through love, but through revenge/ Through the fire, we're born again/ Peace by vengeance brings the end


She's our summertime girl!
What about Taylor Swift, Lana?
As kids my sister and I appeared in an Abercrombie & Fitch ad w/ Lindsay Lohan

Wednesday, July 1, 2026

Happy 250th birthday, USA (Beavis & Butthead)


(The Daily Show) Jon Stewart comes in to mock the Freedom 250 Concert, celebrating 250 years of lip service to democracy and maybe 250 more...as the nation advances toward the FIFA World Cup with the help of birth right citizenship (and all the players the government invited back to play on the team)

Beavis & Butt-Head are not patriotic?

Anti-Israel candidate sweeps primary

Mexico wins! LA+US erupt! (FIFA World Cup)


Los Angeles goes crazy: street celebrations

Mexico's coach gets really happy at win
(ABC7 News) Los Angeles is a former city in the country of Mexico, like so much of what is now the Southwestern United States of America, so we love Mexico's win! Mexico's actual name is not Mexico but the United Mexican States (Estados Unidos Mexicanos), and it seems we the USA stole the name from them. The U.S. may one day have to become the United American States or "West England" or "European Colony 14" or revert to its original name "Columbia" after the titular goddess (and before old Uncle Sam shoved her aside for the patriarchy's propaganda war campaign), as in "District of Columbia" for its capital (which is technically outside the country) Washington, D.C.


Monday, March 2, 2026

Trump: War, war, and more war

I like Weiners, winners! Even if they kill, I'm with them! Genocide? Fine. Mass murder? OK
They have so much evidence on me, I'm being blackmailed to do what I'm told by Israel.
Epstein did not die in prison, and prostrate gland on autopsied stand in/body double proves it.
I give up, Bibi. Don't expose me. I'll do anything. I don't want to go to prison for my sex crimes.

Stand in (body double) has wrong teeth, wrong eyes, wrong manners, wrong face, wrong energy, and signs autographs with wrong hand, since the real Jim Carrey is lefthanded, but who cares about details?


Hideous monstrous transformation of fat Kelly Osbourne as tall freakish Ozempic face scare

Rightwing Rock Feed tries to defend Sharon Osbourne, daughter, Ozzy

Sunday, January 4, 2026

It's time to man up, be more American!



(The Jimmy Dore Show) What is the DONroe Doctrine?

So it's been you not me? - It's been us, Don.
I have a new favorite song, well, more of a spontaneous chant whenever my government does something powerful and in line with being the inheritor of the Roman Empire. We are what Rage Against the Machine tried to call The Evil Empire. And that song/chant is, "USA, USA, USA!" I just keep yelling it around guys as we dry hump each other, cry, and raise fists for the military, God, country, patriotism, and Zionist Christian Nationalism. Oh, and apple pie and our moms. Therefore, if Trump attacked Venezuela, killed many to abduct their leader, and is preparing to make a Banana Republic of it and steal its oil, already having forgotten all that drug trafficking pretext, we can only patriotically conclude...they must have had it coming. Why? USA, USA, USA!

Thursday, November 13, 2025

Help wanted: ICE needs thugs (whites only)

(CBS News) Videos show ICE use of force violations against peaceful protesters, former agent says
Tattoos decoded: Sec'y of Defense (Daily Mail)
Love MAGA? Love your country? Love to obey orders without question and put perps in their place? You just might be what ICE is looking for. Tattooed patriots with Hegseth insignia, white Christian nationalist symbols, spiderweb on elbows, KKK, Aryan Brotherhood, and Neo-Nazi affiliations welcome to apply. Want to euthanize puppies like Sec'y of Homeland Security Kristi Noem does and willing to execute disobedient curs? Drinking problem? No problem! Domestic violence accusations? Bi*ch was probably asking for it. Bonuses and incentives available thanks to extra Trump administration funding.

White males preferred. Others possibly considered if white quota is not met. Violent criminal records? Let's talk. Snitching, finking, willingness to betray trust of fellows may remove obstacles to federal employment.

Wednesday, October 29, 2025

Maybe Hitler was right. Whites-Only TN?


Republican-approved MAGA?
(NewsChannel 5) He thinks German Fuhrer Adolf Hitler was right. Now he wants a "whites-only community" (conceived of as a private "club" with a whites-only policy and perhaps a blood draw to test for "impurities" such as 1/16th Jewish or Black or colored "cooties") in the Deep South of Tennessee.

Frank Sinatra addresses some American Neo-Nazis. - How to talk to nice ICE officers.

Monday, October 20, 2025

Jewel heist at the Louvre, France


What we worship: Monas over mountains
(Channel 4 News) No one cared about the Mona Lisa until someone stole it in 1911. Then it became famous, was recovered, became subjected to the Mandela Effect, and grew in fame every year since, until an entire wall then room became dedicated to it. When we visited, the rooms were beautiful, even the halls were grand, but the mob in front of this one painting was ridiculous. At that time it could still be photographed, but taking a photo of the photographers seemed more appropriate.


Now it has a shield and guards, and goodness knows it's probably not the original, just a forgery with the real thing in a safe somewhere. The Louvre's security is behind the times, possibly because Pres. Macron's husband (and the couple's ridiculous fight with American Candace Owens about gender) and the riots in the streets are sucking all the oxygen and discretionary funds that should be applied to keeping the imperial booty and irreplaceable treasures in this pyramidal repository safe.

  • Channel 4 News, Oct. 20, 2025; former jewel thief Larry Lawton, CNN, Oct. 20, 2025; Eds., Wisdom Quarterly

Tuesday, October 7, 2025

Americans at War for Trump: the Rapture


Trump has NOTHING to do with Epstein birthday letter, Pam Bondi grilled, federal workers go without pay


(Jimmy Kimmel) Costco is now offering Big Pharma's Ozempic and Wegovy for half price, hundreds of thousands of federal employees are working without pay including air traffic controllers, the tower at Burbank Airport went unstaffed for six hours yesterday, Mike Johnson said Republicans are praying it’ll be a “very short shutdown,” Trump was asked whether furloughed employees would get retro-active compensation, Marjorie Taylor Greene gave a shocking statement about health insurance, Trump met with Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney at the White House and gave him his vision of what America would have been like under President Harris, the Senate Judiciary Committee was at work today hearing testimony from Trump’s Attorney General Pam Bondi, she refused to deny that border Czar Tom Homan was seen accepting $50k in cash, she dodged a question regarding whether the FBI found photos of Trump and Epstein with topless women, and since Donald Trump claims to have nothing to do with the now infamous Epstein birthday letter, we decided to do a bit of research to see if everything adds up.

Thursday, September 18, 2025

W-T-Frump? Jon Stewart on Jim Kimmel


Jon Stewart's post-Kimmel primer on free speech in our Glorious Trump Era | The Daily Show
See, Satan? I rule world from the Orange House
(The Daily Show) Sept. 18, 2025: A humble, obedient Jon Stewart heaps praise upon America's Glorious Leader, Don Joe Trump, and provides an "administration compliant," FCC-approved refresher on the rules of free speech in the wake of Jimmy Kimmel's [and Stephen Colbert's] suspension cancellation. Plus, the TDS News Team serenades the world's greatest large-penised leader. #DailyShow #JimmyKimmel #Trump #FCC
  • 0:00 - The all-new government approved Daily Show open
  • 2:02 - Jon Stewart recaps Trump's trip to the U.K.
  • 9:51 - A British journalist asks Trump about free speech and Kimmel's cancellation
  • 12:15 - GOP media criticizes Kimmel and Democrats for "lies"
  • 19:04 - The Daily Show correspondents react to the Kimmel and free speech news

Seth Meyers takes A Closer Look

Subscribe: @thedailyshowJon Stewart's Post-Kimmel Primer on Free Speech in the Glorious Trump Era