Showing posts with label soccer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label soccer. Show all posts

Friday, July 24, 2026

Rooting for colonizer Spain? (comedy)


Get Funny or Die Tryin (Sammy Obeid)
Sammy K. Obeid (born Feb. 9, 1984) is a Palestinian-American [1, 2, 3], writer, and stand-up comedian. He has released one comedy album, Get Funny or Die Tryin. The New York Times described his comedy as displaying "an analytic style full of wordplay, clever misdirection, and ethnic humor riffing on his Middle Eastern roots" [4].

Did the Americas root for colonizer Spain?
On his website (SammyObeid.com), he is described as "Lebanese-Palestinian-Syrian-Italian-American [5, 6, 4]. He has been featured on America's Got Talent, Conan, and Last Comic Standing.

He once performed 1,001 nights of comedy in a row (just like the classic of world literature One Thousand and One Nights), which he claimed was a world record [7]. Obeid is also a host for the Netflix show 100 Humans and the founder of KO Comedy (IG) [8]. More

(The Daily Show) Did a secret "Stargate" in Iran cause Trump-Israel's war? What is Stargate 10?

Sunday, July 19, 2026

The more beautiful game: Buddhist sports?


(FOX Sports) 2026 FIFA World Cup Final: Spain vs. Argentina
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Can legend Lionel Messi win for Argentina?
The world has settled all its differences, and peace has broken out. But just when we were on the verge of celebrating a thousand years of sanity to come, Spain declares war on Argentina, threatening to rub their faces in the grass and to break Messi's body if necessary. Will Argentina, minus its Falkland Islands, put up with European imperialism, colonialism, and exploitation? It can only be decided on the field of mock battle before the audience of the world. And here we sit in the most cross-cultural city in the [Evil] Empire, Los Angeles, waiting to be amused, entertained, and delighted. RESULT: Having declared war on a European colony in the "New World," colonia powerhouse Spain beat the Latin upstart by the slightest margin possible, plunging the Americas into a funk and the EU into ecstatics. "There's always next year" won't work this time. A World Cup isn't that easy.
(FOX Sports) Commentary and close up examination of this vital match

The JOY of victory for England!
The AGONY for Norway

'All Trump touches dies': US soccer
World Cup violence and rioting
Israel destroys Palestine (without ball)
Football is my religion: chanting


What if there were alternative UK spectacles?

The Cup (a Tibetan Buddhist film from Bhutan in Indian Himalayas)
What's maker of The Cup done lately?

Buddhist sports: The Cup

Bhutan's submission: The Cup
While the soccer World Cup is being played in France, two young Tibetan refugees arrive at a monastery (lamasery) boarding school in exile in India. Its atmosphere of serene contemplation is somewhat disrupted by soccer fever, the chief instigator being a young student, the soccer (association footballfanatic Orgyen. Prevented by various circumstances from seeing The Cup finals on television in a nearby village, Orgyen sets out to organize the rental of a TV set for the Buddhist monastery. All the quiet contemplatives become loud sports enthusiasts instead, whose behavior borders on worldly hooliganism.

The Cup stars: Orgyen Tobgyal, Neten Chokling, Jamyang Lodro. Directed by Khyentse Norbu. Executive produced by Jeremy Thomas. Twitter: @recordedpicture

Monty Python's "Philosophy Football" coming to FOX Sports?

Wednesday, July 1, 2026

Mexico wins! LA+US erupt! (FIFA World Cup)


Los Angeles goes crazy: street celebrations

Mexico's coach gets really happy at win
(ABC7 News) Los Angeles is a former city in the country of Mexico, like so much of what is now the Southwestern United States of America, so we love Mexico's win! Mexico's actual name is not Mexico but the United Mexican States (Estados Unidos Mexicanos), and it seems we the USA stole the name from them. The U.S. may one day have to become the United American States or "West England" or "European Colony 14" or revert to its original name "Columbia" after the titular goddess (and before old Uncle Sam shoved her aside for the patriarchy's propaganda war campaign), as in "District of Columbia" for its capital (which is technically outside the country) Washington, D.C.


Friday, June 12, 2026

Why do Buddhists love soccer so much?

Aztecs play B-Ball Mesoamerican-style
Soccer (futbol, real "association football") is the stupidest most exciting of human sports since at least the time of the mighty Aztecs (Mexica tribe) of what is now Mexico, when they played soccer with a hard rubber ball, combining it with an elevated hoop for a kind of early basketball called Mesoamerican ballgame, allegedly sometimes playing to the death. How did Buddhists, particularly the peace-loving Bhutanese Himalayan variety, get caught up and consumed in this somewhat violent (war-preparatory) sport? Khyentse Norbu tries to explain in his award-winning 1999 film The Cup.
The Daily Show goes crazy for sport
KTLA 5(KTLA 5) June 11, 2026: World Cup fever took over Liberty Park Thursday night in Los Angeles' Koreatown, where soccer fans came out in force to watch a match between South Korea and Czechia. KTLA’s Chris Wolfe reports.

Zionist surveillance over sports: MSG

Monday, December 8, 2025

Peace Prize Pacifier for Warlord Trump


(The Daily Show) FIFA giving Trump a gold pacifier during his looming War on Venezuela for the CIA's drug sales and American industry's oil gives Jon Stewart Iraq deja vu.


(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Kennedy Center Honors (KCH) presenter DJ Trump, attacks "horrible" Jimmy Kimmel [who's never hosted the KCH], gets embarrassing fake award. Kimmel announces one-year show renewal


(SNL) Trump "wins" newly invented "FIFA Peace Prize for supporting wars, dictators, and extrajudicial murders of suspected fishermen by labeling them drug-runners; Democrats release Epstein Island photos

Tuesday, July 8, 2025

Mexico says, 'Get out' to gringos



Mexico trounces USA in soccer
  • American Cash Jordan, possibly a flag-waving MAGA Trump fan, inserts insensitive commentary about neighboring Mexico, which is protesting gentrification and displacement. This is when a population drives up prices for locals, forcing them to relocate (be displaced). Rents have shot up 47% due to American behavior.

Wednesday, April 10, 2024

Give us SPORTS! Who needs Dharma?


Wait, what is the Dharma again? It is the Buddha's Teaching about what is real and unreal and how to become enlightened to see all things as they truly are, to awaken to the utmost reality. The dharma refers to timeless Truths that govern our lives if we fail to pay attention or remain distracted until it's too late to make any progress in calm or insight.

Impossible moments in sports history
(WOW SPORT) Hello! Ready? This is WOW SPORTS. Games always have moments that go beyond everyone's imagination. So chances are people will not believe that the following moments really happened. Buckle up, and check it out. 🔥
  • WOW SPORT, 3/16/24; Seth Auberon, Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly
For copyright matters please contact: copyrightwowtv@gmail.com 👍🏻 Thanks for the support! Don't forget to give this a like, subscribe, hit the little bell, call my parents, tell them I didn't waste my life by playing with my balls non-stop, and send money to cover expenses, plus do some marketing and tell everyone to watch and for them to also send money and tell my parents I don't need a real job because I'm a content creator and influencer who's doing great, if it's an enjoyable video! Kids, finish your homework before going outside to play, especially the math stuff. #sporthighlight #sports #sportsvideo

Tuesday, November 29, 2022

Sports: Iran loses to USA in soccer (video)

FOX; Tom Lutz (@trom_lutz), TG, 11/29; HBO, 11/20/22; Pfc. Sandoval (ed.), Wisdom Quarterly
Christian Pulisic on the mark to score the first goal of the game (Wolfgang Rattay/Reuters)
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Qatar World Cup: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

(LastWeekTonight) John Oliver discusses the Qatar World Cup, the human rights violations happening in the sporting event’s host country, and what perfection really means to highly paid Brand Ambassador David "Bend it" Beckham.

Connect with Last Week Tonight online...on YouTube for more almost news as it almost happens, on Facebook like your mom would, on Twitter for news about jokes and jokes about news, or on the official site for all that other stuff at once: hbo.com/lastweektonight.

Do the contributions of Blacks matter to anyone? Joy at final whistle (Wolfgang Rattay/Reuters)

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Soccer? Violent sports hooligans in Russia

Sam Borden (ESPN, 6/03/18); Pfc. Sandoval, S.Auberon, C. Quintero (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly


The New Hooligans of Russia
Bare-knuckle hyper-masculinity U.S. style
They battle in the forest, soccer gang against soccer gang. They are the underground fighters the World Cup host doesn't want you to see.

Over nearly four decades on earth, while living in half a dozen cities and two countries, whether employed or not, happy or not, sober or not, I have never -- not ever -- punched someone. Have you?

Macho Dictator Vlad "KGB Spy" Putin
Vova laughs at me. Of course Vova has punched someone. Vova lives in Moscow, on the edge of Russia's capital.

He says he has been punching people for years, says he loves punching people, says it is part of his identity. He thinks I am an alien, basically, and that a man without scars on his hands is no man at all.

It's freezing! Can our brothers handle a cold Pussy Riot?
Vova is 19. By any measure, Vova has a comfortable life. His mother is a flight attendant, so his room in the family's tenement flat has pictures and posters from the places he has traveled.

He is studying to be a graphic designer, and he loves surfing. He also has an affinity for poetry (including Pushkin and Yesenin, who wrote about, among other things, hooligans in the early 1900s).

Vova enjoys literature, particularly the writings of famed German novelist Erich Maria Remarque. In a coffee shop one afternoon, we briefly debate The Night in Lisbon versus All Quiet on the Western Front. (Lisbon is his favorite book of all time.)
 
What are you homophobe idiots doing?
Yet in the evenings or on weekends, Vova says, he goes to the forest. He says he is part of a group of hooligans known as IX Legion, which supports a professional soccer team, Dinamo Moscow, and which fights against other groups supporting other teams.

These fights almost always take place in the woods, away from the eyes of the police (or anyone else, really). These fights have no written rules or regulations, have no certified referees or officials, and while it is generally considered gauche to murder someone at one of these fights, everything short of that is pretty much fine.

Pussies riot. We fight bare-knuckle in the US.
To Vova, this is glorious. To Vova, this is magical. To Vova, the idea of not punching people makes no sense, even though he knows that the Russian authorities are desperate for the upcoming World Cup to be safe and peaceful.
 
"So," I say to this teenager one evening in the center of the city, "what are you like when you're in a fight?" Vova is smart and earnest, with a fresh face, thin eyes, and a soft nose. His waist is tiny and his legs are spindly, giving him the bony look of a high school cross-country runner. "In a fight, everything is different," he says. "It requires anger, some kind of rage or something like that."
 
Leningrad is now called St. Petersburg.
It is hard to see rage from Vova, with his soft voice and innocent giggle and nervous tic in which his shoulder shakes as he thinks about a difficult question. It is hard to see rage at all. But to Vova, the rage is as much a part of him as the poetry or the textbooks in his backpack.
 
The woods, he says, is where he lets the rage out, where he immerses himself in something that "strengthens the mind."
 
American John Sullivan bare knuckling, 1900
I interrupt him. How could this possibly strengthen your mind?
 
He does not hesitate. "Well, because when you see people coming at you," he says, "not just one or two people, and you know they are about to kick you in the face and it'll be painful, you don't run away." More

Monday, June 18, 2018

Mexico beats Germany: Gringos react (video)

Tangerine Travels, June 17, 2018; Pfc. Sandoval, Crystal Quintero (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

#135. Mexican Crowd Goes WILD!! (World Cup Reactions - Mexico vs. Germany)

🇲🇽 Reactions to the Mexico World Cup were INSANE! (Gringos react to Mexico vs. Germany): The Mexican crowd goes wild as we all watch the Mexico vs. Alemania (Deutschland) World Cup 2018. It was our first time watching a soccer game in Mexico, and all we can think is WOW! More specifically, we were two gringos reacting to the match with a bunch of locals on Avenida Chapultepec in Guadalajara, Mexico. We are stoked to have been part of the contagious energy around the World Cup in Mexico! Seeing a soccer game for the first time (Maddie's first time ever) couldn't have been better anywhere else in the world. Viva Mexico in this competition! 👉Want to collaborate with us? Give us a shout! ourtangerinetravels@gmail.com. ►Get perks on patreon.com/tangerinetravels.

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

SPORTS: monks bring Leicester magic (video)

(Telegraph.co.uk, April 30, 2016)
Leicester City striker Jamie Vardy reveals one of the secret's behind the Foxes' incredible season: Theravada Thai Buddhist monks doling out dressing room lashings (and sacred cloth).
A phalanx of golden Buddha statues in Thailand (Damon Billian/flickr.com)


(CNN) Thai Monks may be secret to Leicester City's success Buddhist monks have been visiting Leicester City for the past three years to bless the pitch and bestow sacred cloths on.

Thai Buddhist monks of the Maha Nikaya school, Bangkok (sportingnews.com)
 
SYNOPSIS: In the greatest upset in sports history, the tiny and insignificant Leicester City soccer team, which began with odds of winning of 5,000:1 took it all the way to the cup. Leicester City in England is elated. But everyone is asking, How did they do it? It turns out the secret is Thai Theravada Buddhist intervention via monks invited to help the team.
 
The Leicester City Story
(NBC Sports) Premier League Download: "The Leicester City Story." Leicester City is closing in on the unlikeliest title win in PL history, but how did a club who seemed destined for nothing morph into a powerhouse? Roger Bennett takes an in depth look at the team's magic.
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Leicester City's "good karma": the Buddhist monks behind the Foxes' divine play
 Thai Buddhist monk Phra Prommangkalachan holding a banner emblazoned with sacred patterns surrounding Leicester City Football Club's cres
Assistant abbot holds an LCFC banner adorned with sacred patterns (AFP/Getty)
 
From supremely gifted players on the pitch to the tactical vision of the manager and coaching staff and the passionate support of the fans, it takes many people to win English football’s ultimate prize.
 
But if Leicester City beat Manchester United at Old Trafford to complete their fairy tale story conquest of the Premiership there will be one other, rather more unusual group of supporters to thank -- a collection of Buddhist monks from Thailand.

Captain Wes Morgan receives a blessing from a monk before a match 
Captain Wes Morgan receives blessing from monk before match.
 
The blessings of the monks, from the Wat Traimit Withayaram Woraviharn (Golden Buddha) Temple, in Bangkok, are being credited with adding a divine element to the team’s play.

About 10 monks from the temple are flown to Britain for most home games by the club’s Thai owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha to bless the players before the kick-off, before spending the match deep in meditation in a specially designated room at Leicester City’s King Power stadium.

Top goalscorer Jamie Vardy speaks to a monk
Top goalscorer Jamie Vardy speaks to a monk
  
Here -- at a special shrine surrounded by Buddhist statues and hangings installed by Mr. Vichai -- the monks, led by Assistant Abbott Phra Prommangkalachan, offer the players what they call “spiritual support.”
 
That support continues during the team’s away games, such as today’s, when the monks chant and pray for the team at their temple in Bangkok’s Chinatown district, where the Leicester’s billionaire owner has been a devotee for several years.
“This is not about magic,” Phra Prommangkalachan, who became a monk at the age of 15, told The Telegraph. “We can only offer spiritual support. We believe that helps the players with their good health, with avoiding injuries, with their focus. But they must still perform well.”
 
He has regularly led delegations of his fellow holy men, dressed in saffron robes, to bless Leicester City since Mr. Vichai, who built his fortune on a string of duty-free shops, bought the then struggling second tier outfit in 2010.
 
Monks on the pitch at the King Power Stadium in Leicester
 Monks on pitch, King Power Stadium, Leicester (Matt West/BPI/REX/Shutterstock)
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Although they do not watch the games while praying at the club’s shrine, the fans outside do a good job of letting them know which way the game is going.
 
“We know how Leicester are doing because the cheers and chanting rocks the room,” said Phra Prommangkalachan, 64.

“We feel the vibrations.”

“It’s obviously unusual for a football club owner to bring along Buddhist monks to games, but now everyone at LCFC is used to it.”
— Alex Hylton

Mr. Vichai usually flies the monks into Southend airport in Essex on his private jet, sometimes accompanying them on the same flight from Bangkok. It is routine for Thais in all walks of life to seek the blessing of monks for new endeavors and acquisitions -- from cars to homes to businesses.
 
Alex Hylton, Mr. Vichai’s former personal match day assistant at Leicester City, said that the owner also prays in the shrine room for up to 45 minutes before each match.
 
“He’s clearly very devout,” he said. “It’s obviously unusual for a football club owner to bring along Buddhist monks to games, but now everyone at LCFC is used to it. It seems normal.”
 
The club’s growing fortunes have been closely followed back in Thailand, where the team is marketed as the Siamese Foxes and where fans, dressed in replica tops, gather during match days to watch their progress on TV at bars and restaurants.
 
The team’s Thai supporters are convinced that the monks have played a key role in the club’s astonishing season.
 
As well as praying during games, they have reportedly overseen the burial of religious images under the turf. Players and fans have also taken to wearing Buddhist amulets and talismanic cloths which have been blessed by the monks.
It is all part of what they regard as spreading the “good karma” that comes as a result of the club owner’s community work and his support for the team.
 
 “Khun Vichai is a very strong and devoted Buddhist who has done many good works,” said Phra Prommangkalachan.
 
“His good deeds help generate support which becomes power for Leicester City Football Club. The club is benefiting from that good karma.
 
“His good deeds are rewarded with the good performances of Leicester City. He is also a very wise man and knows how to manage the club, bring together the team and coaches and make sure their approach is united. The result is their success.”
 
“We are all concentrated on a very positive force and they have seen how we can work together.”
— Phra Prommangkalachan

Phra Prommangkalachan, sitting crossed-legged at the Bangkok temple, surrounded by Buddhist images, statues and iconography with banners and cloths bearing the club’s name and colors, admits that the team’s players were initially skeptical.
 
“I think at first they were not so sure about our role. But then they got used to us and I believe they now appreciate what we deliver,” he said. “We are all concentrated on a very positive force and they have seen how we can work together.”
 
But, asked if he was excited about the prospects of Leicester City winning the Premiership today, the monk delivers the Buddhist equivalent of an eye-roll.
 
Meditation is all about making the mind as neutral as possible and avoiding excitement and disturbance,” he said, “You must not let winning or losing interrupt this process.”