Showing posts with label parody. Show all posts
Showing posts with label parody. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 12, 2026

Trump's fecal problem with Israel 💩✡️

All that Jewish Zionist $$

Never again, well, not to Jews
Bernie Sanders explains Trump
(Bernie Sanders) What do election results mean for MN and MI?
Peggy Flanagan and Dr. Abdul El-Sayed beat super PACs

Sunday, July 19, 2026

'The Odyssey' with Matt Damon and Trump

Sarah Silverman, you had s*x with him. What's Matt Damon really like? Sing a song about it.*

The Odyssey (2026 film)
The Odyssey
is a 2026 epic action fantasy film written and directed by Christopher Nolan. Produced by Nolan and his wife Emma Thomas, it is an adaptation of Homer's ancient Greek epic poem Odyssey. Its ensemble cast includes Matt Damon, Tom Holland, Anne Hathaway, Robert Pattinson, Lupita Nyong'o, Samantha Morton, Zendaya, and Charlize Theron. In the film, Odysseus (Damon), the Greek king of Ithaca, undergoes a long and perilous journey home after the Trojan War and encounters mythical beings as he attempts to reunite with his wife Penelope (Hathaway). Nolan began writing the script in March 2024 and secured the project by October.


*Sarah, what's the real Matt Damon like?

(CBC News) Nolan's Odyssey may be confusing but worth second viewing


What has cheater Damon done?

Friday, July 3, 2026

TrayLor Trash: TNT, Taylor 'n Travis marry


LIVE coverage from the AP (Ass' Press)
Look at me, everybody!!!
OMG! It's really happening! Nazi Princess TayTay Swift-Swift is marrying handsome, rugged, and rich Trav Kelce! America will never be the same! Take that, England, with your dumb royal weddings and bill balls. All patriotic Americans will yawn and be kept up late by illegal fireworks for the nuptials or some holiday tomorrow. Who can say?

All this banging scaring the pets, and Attention Whur's Tay and Trav (or as we've dubbed them "Tray and Lor" or "Trailer," trash Madison Square Garden and) suck all the oxygen out of the nation with their big, fat, Greek god wedding.

I win! I'm best! Everyone's jealous!
Not since Led Zeppelin trashed MSG to film their The Song Remains the Same live album has the venue seen so much recorded action.

Good luck and best wishes to the couple! Take some time off, Taylor! You should relax, not make music for a long time, spend your billions. Thanks for the $26 mil in write-off donations! The commoners will eat tonight and survive another day on this green earth. Thank you! Whatever your motive, it's good to give! Even a bad motive is somewhat counter-weighed by a good gift. Giving makes everyone richer, now the recipient, in time the giver.

What's her BEST song?

No, really, what's the poet trying to say?

Song dedication for the lovely bride!

What must ALL the girls think of Taylor?

TrayLor Trash Numerology: Gematria?

Thursday, September 11, 2025

Did comic free speech kill Charlie Kirk?


You will not express violence in any way, or else!
Is shooting a person for saying we should all say what we want anything to celebrate? Is gunning down a right-wing Trump mouthpiece anything to aspire to? No, of course not. Celebrating the death of anyone, even the worst people in the world (Netanyahu, Hitler, Neo-Nazis, Rosie O'Donnell, KKK, hypocritical Oprah, my neighbor Robbie Joiner) is unskillful karma. In the marketplace of ideas, we should seek to be offended and let the worst ideas have their day. That is how we make progress. Slipping into our niches and a world of unquestioned assumptions is a kind of death, a moribund state of anesthesia. Sadly, we live in a society that simultaneously glorifies and condemns violence, particularly violence against the powers that be. A pale male with a gun did harm. What a surprise. Who saw that coming? Why are there no calls to restrict guns from white males? If POC and LGBTQIA+ individuals should be restricted, shouldn't the No. 1 killers, shooters, and gun owners be at the top of the list? We live in a violence-glorifying and hypocritical society, so it is not to be expected that progress will be made. If an overbearing government cannot be trusted to protect us, how can we protect ourselves from an overbearing government? Polemical arguments? Compassion for all? Picking and choosing?


Charlie Kirk ‘South Park’ episode under fire
(New York Post) Sept. 11, 2025: Charlie Kirk was fatally gunned down while speaking at a Utah college event yesterday, some MAGA supporters are pointing the finger at insensitive “South Park” creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, alleging they helped fuel the hatred that led to the conservative influencer’s assassination as a result of one of the show’s recent episodes.
"Gotta Nut" (South Park)

Wednesday, May 7, 2025

Could Trump possibly become Pope?



New hit musical: Antichrist
Pres. Trump generated this image of himself as pope with AI, posted it, then lied about it (JKL).
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Conclave did not pick Trump today: black smoke
(Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies) In response to Trump's AI post of himself as Pope Benedict Arnold I, Mr. Newberger presents the hit new musical, Antichrist, a satirical rock-opera in the spirit of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Jesus Christ Superstar, reimagining Trump’s rise as a twisted false prophet. (Didn't have to imagine too hard).


"As a general rule, I'm fine with people telling jokes [you know, as long as they're not about me, my wife, or my beloved boss, in which case we may have to censor it due to national and my job security]"
- Vice President JD Vance


Trump on upholding constitution: "I don't know" | The Daily Show

Obese-Wan Kenobi
(The Daily Show) May 5, 2025: Jon Stewart sorts Trump's latest barrage of bullsh*t into "OK" and "NOT OK" piles, including telling kids to cut down on dolls and pencils, calling for Alcatraz Island to reopen as an Al Capone Era prison, posting AI-generated images of himself as the new pope, and shrugging off the American Constitution as something he only promotes during campaigns. #DailyShow #AI #Alcatraz #Trump #Pope

Created with ‪@sunomusic.offical‬ and ‪@Hailuoai_MiniMax‬. How this content was made: altered or synthetic content in that sound and/or visuals were significantly edited or digitally generated and are not actually Trump truthsocialing himself on his own twitter like company. Learn more
  • Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies, May 4, 2025; Jesus Christ Superstar via Moveclips; Jimmy Kimmel Live, April 5, 2025; Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, April 5, 2025; Ashley Wells, Sheldon S., Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Thursday, March 20, 2025

It's a hit: "APT." Rose ft. Bruno Mars


Rosé poses with blonde curly hair, gazing at the camera for her solo album cover Rosie
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Bruno Mars is a second-rate drummer but a darn good singer as he tries to outshine a phenom named Rose (New Zealander/South Korean of K-Pop supergroup Blackpink) in "APT." a mega hit that deserves a listen or is worthy of being put on rotation for constant replay. Step aside, Princess Olivia, and never mind, Consort Doja. Wow, Rose is a rocker with her brash pronunciations and catchy lyricism. It's like she swallowed Britney's spunk with a Shakira chaser.
  • Rain Paris; Melodicka Bros ft. Greta (Xeria), Joe, and Dave; Rose, Bruno Mars; Eds., Wisdom Quarterly

Monday, March 17, 2025

Irish Zen poem on St. Patrick's Day


SAINT PATRICK'S DHARMA: Welcome to Zen Buddhism Ireland (ZBI) with Myozan Kodo (妙山興道). Years ago, on March 17th, he delivered a little talk on Irish history concerning a possibly ahistorical figure named "St. Paddy" to mark St. Patrick's Day. Rev. Myozan Kodo lives his Zen Buddhist spiritual tradition on the Emerald Isle at zenbuddhism.ie, which is open to all.

New traditions
Welcome to ZBI: Zen Buddhism Ireland - Zen Buddhism Ireland
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Let's go beyond The Pale in Ireland
The Irish are nothing if not amazing storytellers. Our own resident poet, Seven O'Dhr, frequently performs his epic "Finnegan's Awake" to stunned crowds who cannot comprehend how there can be so many rhyming syllables delivered in a Gaelic cadence in what is ostensibly an all-English poem. The piece is, of course, a tip o' the hat to James Joyce and his magnum opus  Finnegans Wake, but both works are rooted in an old Dublin ditty everyone who's ever entered a pub has heard, "Finnegan's Wake." What now if the classic song were Buddhified? If the story of Saint Paddy can be, as certainly it was all dreamed up by the Church over the years to sanitize the genocide of the indigenous pagan "snakes" being chased off the snakeless island.

Finnegan's Wake (traditional)
"Finnegan's Wake" (Irish American comic ballad) Clancy Brothers and The Dubliners

Tim Finnegan lived on Watlin Street
A gentleman Irish but mighty odd
Had a beautiful brogue so soft and sweet
To rise in the world he carried a hod

He had a sort of a tipplin' way
With a love of the liquor poor Tim was born
To help him on with his work each day
Had a drop of the craythur every morn

[CHORUS:]
Whack fol the dah of the di-do-day
Dance with your partner
Welt the floor your trotters shake
Wasn't it the truth I told?
Lots of fun at Finnegan's wake!

One mornin' Tim felt rather full
His head felt so heavy it made him shake
Fell from a ladder and dashed his skull
They carried him home his corpse to wake

Rolled him up in a nice clean sheet
Laid him out upon the bed
A bottle of whiskey at his feet
A barrel of porter at his head

[CHORUS]

His friends assembled at the wake
And Mrs. Finnegan called for lunch
First they brung in tea and cake
Then pipes tobacco and whiskey punch

Biddy O'Brien began to cry
"Such a nice clean corpse did you ever see?
Tim mavourneen why'd you go and die?"
Arragh shut your gob said Paddy McGee!

[CHORUS]

Patty O'Connor took up the job
"Ah Biddy" says she "you're wrong I'm sure!"
Biddy gave her a belt on the gob
That sent her sprawlin' on the floor

Then a war did soon engage
It was woman to woman and man to man
Shillelagh-law was all the rage
And a row and a ruction soon began

Mickey Maloney lowered his head
As a bottle of whiskey flew at him
Missed and fallin' on the bed
The liquor sprinkled all over Tim!

Tim revives see how he rises!
Timothy risin' from the bed
Sayin' "Whirl your liquor around like blazes
Thunderin' Jaysus do you think I'm dead?"

[CHORUS]

Finnegan's Awake (Zen version)
Seven O'Dhr for Wisdom Quarterly, St. Patrick's Day 2025
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Tim Finnegan did BE across kinhin street
A gentleman Irish but Almighty Odd
Had a beautiful OM so soft 'n sweet
To rise above the world, he sat in the sod

Tippin' over wave and save: awake!
He had a sort of a tippin' wave
With a love of Hardcore Zen Tim was reborn
To help him on with his work each day
Had a talk with the master every morn

[CHORUS:]

Work for the title of the Died-All-Day
Breathe with your partners
Welt the floor then your trousers shake
Wasn't it the Four Truths I told you?
Lots o' fun now that Finnegan's awake!

Welt the floor then trousers shake
One mornin' Tim felt rather dull
His head felt so sleepy it made him wave
Tipped right over and dashed his skull
He sprawled out his corpse to wake

Rolled his'self up in a nice bright sheet
Reclined his'self in lion's pose in bed
A barrel of sake's good till you're dead

[CHORUS]

His friends assembled at the wake
Then Mrs. Finnegan called for lunch
First they brung in green tea 'n cake,
Zen bamboo flutes with a sake punch

Biddy O'Brien began to cry,
"Such a nice clean corpse did you ever see?
Tim's in satori and he might die!"
Arragh, shut your gob said Paddy McGee!

[CHORUS]

Roshi O'Connor took up the job
"Ah Biddy," said he, "you're wrong, I'm sure!"
Then Biddy gave him a wordless belt on the gob
That sent him sprawlin' on the floor

Keisaku: Seven temples to experience Zen sitting meditation (zazen) (Jatrabridge)
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The keisaku is to awaken, but the shippei...
Then a debate did soon engage
It was man on woman and woman on man
Shippei-law was all the rage
And a row and a ruction soon began

Flicky Baloney lowered his head
As bottled-up frisky flew out of him
Missed and fallin' on the bed
The life sprinkled and touched ol' Tim!

Tim revives! See how he rises!
Timothy risin' from his deathbed
Sayin', "Whirl your hurl 'round like blazes
Thunderin' Dōgen, do you think I'm dead?"

[CHORUS: Whack for the diddle of the dido-day...]

Hardcore Zen: Zazen is NOT meditation
(Roshi Brad Warner) Zen punk on why Zazen is Not Meditation