Tuesday, August 4, 2026

Carnage at In-N-Out [Death] Burgers

I'm an armed, entitled white male, and I'm here to shoot, kill, 'n be remembered as a Chad.*
Gigachad meme: Chad (net slang)
Chad
is a Midwest slang term for a type of young man. It was used in Chicago in the 2000s as a derogatory description for young, upper-class, urban males [1]. In modern internet slang, the term generally refers to an "Alpha" [2], a stud, a wanker, or sexually successful male [3] living in the American Manosphere.

DEATHS? In-N-Out Burgers Corporation [4, 5], doing business as "In-N-Out Burger," is an American regional chain of fast fried junk food restaurants with locations primarily in California and to a lesser extent the West Coast and Southwest [6], in the process of expanding into Idaho.

The company was founded in Baldwin Park, California, in 1948 by deceased Founders Harry Snyder (1913–1976, dead at 63 of cancer) and amateur accountant Esther Snyder (1920–2006, dead at 86 of unknown causes).

Anarchy Burger (Hold the Gov't)!
  • Mass deaths at the Abattoir? No!
    Esther and Harry had three children, all dead prematurely: biological sons Harry Guy Snyder (1951-1999, dead at 48 of drug overdose) and [RichieRich Snyder (1952-1993, dead at in a plane crash, after returning from opening Store 93 in an OC mass death incident), and an adopted orphan son named Wilbur Stites (1951-1979, dead at 28 in a car crash), fostered since the 1960s.
  • Also, now dead through involvement with the death burger fast-food joint are at least one In-N-Out employee and two others yet to be identified (see below**) by police, with one of the injured parties being taxi driver Terry Dudley, who was charging his needy trillionaire Elon Musk-built Tesla. (The Tesla always being needy in terms of energy, not the Chad Elon Musk, who gets his energy from drug abuse).
  • Three burger eaters were murdered, and seven others were injured, preliminary reports suggest.
  • **Family members identified two of the many victims as Stockton In-N-Out Trainer/Manager Ashley Garibay, 23, and Christopher Claunch, 59.
  • In-N-Out Burger serves flesh with a side of scripture (Deseret News) Force feeding public: At all In-N-Out Burger outlets, patty patrons will receive a biblical chapter-and-verse reference on packaging, whether they want it or not.
  • Will rense.com also label this mass shooter another Manchurian candidate?
  • RENSE: Man who returned fire at In-N-Out gunman had done firearm training after 2021 mass shooting | Idaho | The Guardian
CCTV stills of Chad Williams in parking lot
The chain is headquartered in Irvine (OC), California, and has expanded outside SoCal into the rest of California, as well as into Arizona, Nevada, Utah, Texas, Oregon, Colorado, Idaho, Washington, and Tennessee.

I didn't mean to get anyone killed
The death-attracting corporation is planning an expansion into New Mexico [7, 8, 9] and wherever else slaughtered cows served with French fries are devoured in ghoulish rituals of mindless, distracted eating and tossing of bag, cups, and wrappers wherever is most convenient, such as a parking lot or public street.

This is usually preceded by getting high on marijuana, beer, hard alcohol (spiritous liquor), and/or pharmaceuticals. The current owner is Lynsi Snyder, the Snyders' only grandchild.  As the chain has expanded, it has opened several distribution centers in addition to its original Baldwin Park location. More

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