When do we attack and take Canada?

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A.I. Predicts US war with Canada

(How to Survive) March 26, 2025: Picture the unthinkable. An early morning scroll through the newsfeed suddenly reveals U.S. troops are rolling across the Canadian border. How to react? Today, let’s explore a riveting, A.I.-driven timeline that unfolds like a war novel written by Tom Clancy. And it all feels like a terrifying possibility. How could two peaceful neighbors escalate to all-out warfare? Would the United States’ massive firepower beat Canada’s rugged defenses? Could NATO survive a conflict between its own member nations? 

(South Park) The American-Canadian War to come

10 countries warning their citizens not to visit the United States

• 00:00 A.I. Predicts US war with Canada
• 01:42 Trigger event
• 03:20 NATO’s dilemma
• 03:45 Civilian impact
• 05:12 Flashpoint: Detroit-Windsor border clash
• 06:28 NATO’s Article 5 debate
• 07:24 U.S. military action
• 08:40 Global fallout
• 09:50 Survival tips
• 11:16 U.S. domestic unrest
• 13:40 Ceasefire talks
• 14:41 Ceasefire vs. annexation
• 16:57 Devastation of U.S.-Canada War

• How to Survive, 3/26/25; South Park; Pfc. Sandoval, Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly