|I filled this veggie-fridge, Joe. If I want to empty it, I'll empty it! Get yourself to the gym!|
|Yeah, girl, yer FAT; go make me a sandwich.|
Why does his toe hurt? Because he stubbed it on his way to the fridge for a late night snack. Hey, Jojo, put down the mooncake, get out of the kitchen, and onto the bathroom scale! (Too harsh? 10 Things to Say to Make Men Go Ballistic)
The fact is American men are pudgy, sloppy, and potato-couchy. They won't deny it. It's not as if men have ever had to live up to the standards of beauty, physical attractiveness, and shapeliness females are forced to deal with from. We give men a pass, but that was when they did a lot for us beyond being eye candy. Now, guys, at least have the decency to look good! And shower. And use a dab of natural (non-aluminum) baking soda under the armpits; it's a wonderful natural deodorizer. And work off that flab.
|Hey, fatso, look to your left and stop stuffing carbs, flesh, and fast food (Big Deals/HuffPost)|
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