Friday, July 5, 2024

Nude beach, vegan BBQ: National Bikini Day


How to celebrate our American Buddhist freedoms most gloriously on this long Independence Day weekend?

First, the Boss says we have to work Friday. She's obviously never heard of rapper Kid Cudi and his "Pursuit of Happiness" because, like Project X which was filmed in Pasadena, we say F that.
Hedonism is no answer, but it's Nat'l Bikini Day.
"Independence" means taking days off when you feel like it. It was better in pagan times (according to scholar Dr. Hillman) in Europe when there were many more holy days to explore the Mysteries (initiation cults of the goddesses), when gentiles enjoyed almost as many holidays as Jews still do. We'll all call in sick and it should be fine.

And "bodily autonomy" means taking off everything down to our birthday suits if we feel like it -- if not everywhere, at least somewhere. Are we slaves to Judeo-Christian uptight morality or hippies who value personal freedoms above all things?

(DJ Chesley) Reconnaissance trip to Black's Beach, nudist California

(DJ Chesney) California's best nude beach? Vlog 1: It was Valentine's Day 2018, when DJ and Oliver decided to visit Black's Beach. It's one of the only nude beaches in Southern California. There's a better one. It is breathtakingly beautiful, mainly due to the scenery, not so much the naked people.


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Colon? Beauty's only skin deep! Don't look!
Second, with this heatwave and not a cloud in the sky, it's time to hit the coast of Santa Monica Bay. Six beaches in Los Angeles are brown flagged, meaning the bacteria levels are too high to swim in, but the secret nude beach should be fine. If swimming nude is good enough for the dolphins, it's good enough for us. (Bikinis optional with some sunbathing).

Except the perchlorate and other "forever chemicals" from the Great American 4th of July Pastime of "drinking beer and playing with explosives" has left the air, sand, and water contaminated. So we better wear N-95 masks and filter our water and pick a better beach than Hermosa (Hyperion to a Satyr) or Dockweiler.

Some dolphins ("killer whales") eat sharks | Although the Demiurge (God) giveth terrible teeth
to fish, the Great Spirit provideth wings to terrestrial beasts, so learn to fly before swimming
Careful: Dolphins and sharks bite as they hunt | Men don't stand a chance against beautiful women

RECIPE BOOK: Decolonize Your Diet
Third, how to build a clean and safe BBQ pit? We'll use real wood, burn it down to glowing embers without letting oil or juices drop into it, which creates smoke and flare ups that lead to acrylamides and other toxic formations (like soot and char) on food. Menu? Indigenous vegan dishes with Beyond Burgers (soy-free, gluten-free) and tangy BBQ sauce.

Ten Course Vegan Menu
  1. HempFu (soy-free hemp seed tofu) sauteed with BBQ sauce
  2. Jack-o-Molie (guacamole of avocado, Tajin, fresh lemon, serrano chilis, sea salt, cilantro/coriander leaves, cayenne pepper)
  3. Salad (leafy green with tangy raw soaked seed dressing)
  4. Amaranth, Mexico's indigenous staple (before corn)
  5. Beyond Burgers (pea protein with avocado oil)
  6. Three Sisters (beans, squash, and purple maize)
  7. Salsa (tangy, spicy appetizer with lots of cilantro)
  8. Purslane (verdolagas, one of the healthiest plants)
  9. Mint lemonade (filtered water, ice, sweet lemons)
  10. TJ's chocolate chip cookies (almond flour, coconut sugar)
Plant-based charred BBQ ('shroom burgers)

Easy vegan BBQ | Summer Feast
Meat-eater's bikini: flank, rump roast, giblets...
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